Homeland Security Issues Zombie Alert: Cool or Corny?

Considering the Homeland Security agency is a joke, it is appropriate for them to drop all pretensions and openly admit that they're a confederacy of dunces. This pretty much puts the nail in the coffin.

The U,S. Department of Homeland Security was set up to protect us from Terrorists, NOT "Zombies." In case of a "Zombie Apocalypse," what is the DHS going to do? Coordinate with FEMA & put the "Zombies" in Detention Camps? Put the "Zombies" on Trial? Let the TSA screen "Zombies" at Airport Security Checkpoints for unauthorized Human Carcasses being carried onto Airliners? How far is this Government sanctioned lunacy going to go?

Zombies can be killed by shooting them in the head! Same with government agents.

I know. However, someone at DHS has too much time on their hands. Either that or they've watched too many Episodes of "The Walking Dead." ;-D Then, they had the "Brainstorm" of "how about if we put out a 'ZOMBIE ALERT?'" He/She took the Idea to their Supervisor upstairs in his/her plush Newly Furnished (remodeled with U.S. Taxpayers Money) Office, told them (the Supervisor) about the Idea, who in turn (the Supervisor) then took the Idea (claiming that it was his/hers) to Secretary of Homeland Security Janet "From Another Planet" Napolitano. Secretary of Homeland Security Janet "From Another Planet" Napolitano took the idea (claiming it was her idea) to President Barack H. Obama. He then says, "Implement It!" PLEASE, GOD HELP US! We're In Trouble! I think that "the Zombies" are already running the Country in Washington D.C. Republicans & Democrats!!!!

Like I said, it's time to lock and load.

Nope.

CDC handles things related to virus-like contagions.

How about a "power is out and the grocery stores cannot feed you alert"
Oh wait........People would call that fantasy
Zombies it is then.

LOL Since I LOVE The Walking Dead....had to leave a comment....oh...Homeland Security is right...LIBS are walking amongst us!

Cool, and also a little corny...trying this ad campaign to help get the preparedness message across is ok by me.

them damn conspiracy nuts like myself are going to take it to the next level

lol. this would be funny to see.

I bet your reading it now. Hell the crack heads, meth heads, and homeless are the closestthings we have to zombies.

oh and according to the reps, the Libs are too. lol

I know. they are the Rombie clan.

Its a joke. both sides run the other down. Really do you need a President that will lie cheat and belittle another to win. Nasty scheming tricksters. Is it possible to find someone who will build themselves up without knocking someone else down. Doubt it. The other parties wouldnt know what to do .LOL

That's the truth

Sorry to be uncool here but I feel that many older folks will just look the other way because of the subject of the warning. But further I ask, where does one find these warnings? If it where'nt forSoda head I would have missed this all together. I mean how can someone prepare if they don't get the warning!!!!

then there is the posability sodahead is generating these posts in order to fuel the fire.. I bet they sit back there kacking at what gets said on here.. some of it is pretty damn amusing...

[insert generic comment about Obama and zombies]

Maybe they should change the name to ConMe's instead

Preparing for a fictional, "cool" disaster making you prepared for a REAL disaster - how is that not cool?

Also, *rolleyes" at the retards trying to make every single poll about politics, and *rolleyes* at the idiots raving it. Seriously, it's getting annoying. So many polls about politics where you can vent your hate for Obama or Romney or whoever - keep that sh*t out of the polls that have absolutely nothing to do with it. You don't see us talking about zombie apocalypses on political polls, do you? So cut that sh*t out.
Thank you.

So agree!!

Your way out of line... This has EVERYTHING to do with politics!!! It's your tax $ that is being misused! And the person who came up with this idea, and the one who gave it a green light should be FIRED immediately! Remember the terror threat chart? Was that a joke also? Well, yea, it was. But THIS just highlights the utter stupidity in DHS!

Using zombies makes this sh*t POPULAR - this very poll is proof of that. Making disaster prevention popular is sort of a hard job, don't you agree?
How much tax payers' money was "wasted" on making this zombie-THEMED? What better idea do you have to get people to be ready for disasters? Scare them with pictures of disasters set to dramatic music? That doesn't work because you're AMERICANS - you're too bad-ass to be scared of disasters, right? So they made it zombie-themed because that appeals to a lot of people, and it obviously WORKS.
When a hurricane lays waste to your town, you'll be really happy your son has a disaster plan and equipment because he likes ZOMBIES.
So anyway, how exactly is making a very successful marketing campaign for disaster prevention a waste of tax money, especially when the US has been hit by countless of those in recent years?

You are so full of hate, Jared. Like, seriously. No matter what kind of twisting of topics it takes, you're hellbound on finding more opportunities to vent that hate. Regardless of what the topic is, the first thing you do is think about how to turn it into an opportunity to bash some politician or another.
Think about that.

The very same DHS considers anybody who stock survival supplies to be suspicious.

That is just what I was saying to my son about this.

PFFFFFFFT.

Are you capable of a more articulate response expressed in English?

na thats all I had at the time. you lot are too paronoid .

homeland security what a waste of money.

Seriously?!?! LMAO

I have to get me one of those T-Shirts! "Raved!"

LOL...:o)

Thank You. I always try to see the humorous side in Life!

I only laugh cause I was thinking the same thing! LOL

McCate, Glad to have you as a Friend! Thank You!

Lol, I'll stock up on food and the such, but this 'threat' is just hilarious. xP