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Homeland Security Issues Zombie Alert: Cool or Corny?

SodaHead News 2012/09/09 17:46:51
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The United States Department of Homeland Security has a new marketing campaign and it is a bit out of the box. According to the Associated Press, Homeland Security has issued a "zombie warning," which is really a funky way of telling Americans to stock up on plenty of food, water, batteries, flashlights, etc. In other words, be ready for anything--even zombies.

Officials behind the zombie alert hope that the campaign will lead to better preparedness for more typical disasters like hurricanes and earthquakes. Apparently, the zombie approach is not that unconventional, as the Centers of Disease Control did a similar campaign last year. The zombie campaign has gotten attention, but it has been more humorous than anything.

Any Homeland Security threat should be taken seriously but the zombie alert while unique, might be too corny for some to listen to intently. There may or may not be real zombies out there, but like Homeland Security says, it's best to be prepared for anything.

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  • Pronatalist Pronatalist 2012/09/09 18:53:39 (edited)
    Corny
    Pronatalist Pronatalist
    +18
    Ironic when you consider that Obama and the Obamatons, are probably the zombies which are usually talked about, in any reference to Zombie Invasion or The Zombie Apocalypse.

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  • Nichole 2012/10/20 06:12:40
    Cool
    Nichole
    I love it.

    Can never be too prepared for the zombie apocalypse :)

    zombie
  • Not My Real Name 2012/09/23 19:18:31
    Corny
    Not My Real Name
    +1
    Also, it is still creepy that America has a government department that uses the term "Homeland."
  • Pronata... Not My ... 2012/09/24 05:38:18 (edited)
    Pronatalist Pronatalist
    What's so creepy about that? So did Hitler. Oops, I meant Nazi Germany.

  • meshell 2012/09/22 01:47:16
    Corny
    meshell
    While You guys are issuing a zombie alert over there in America. The Australian government has just issued a warning to all Americans in Australia to avoid the major city CBD's. Expecting more violent demonstrations again this w-end. Yet we are being told they are not a violent race.??????
  • S. Gompers 2012/09/19 08:51:49
  • mikeeonly 2012/09/17 14:09:24
    Corny
    mikeeonly
    weird
  • Michael Drakopoulos 2012/09/13 18:38:16
    Cool
    Michael Drakopoulos
    +2
    That is awesome. I think that zombies are cool and knowing that the government is preparing for them is amazing. lol ITS COMING
  • JET 2012/09/13 00:45:33
    Corny
    JET
    I suppose taxpayers have lots of money to waste.
  • Diddley Squat 2012/09/12 18:06:54
    Corny
    Diddley Squat
    It's an old joke.
  • hrkahler 2012/09/12 17:57:14
    Corny
    hrkahler
    +3
    Beware of FEMA and DHS. They've bought human target practice style ammo just for the upcoming civil unrest. Research who they are currently defining a terrorist, and it may wake you up if it hasn't already. They will say they are helping and are there for your protection, and tell you to go back to sleep because they have it handled...

    And just like every other form of media that desensitizes people, they are making fun of the zombie apocalypse preppers. When there is panic and hunger...the O-blivios zombies that ignored our warnings of the socialism/communism in our country and the economic collapse/civil war will come looking for the hand-outs from the ones who had the BRAINS to prepare. Aka...the typical liberal. Dawn Of The Democrats
  • Tunnel Vision 2012/09/12 16:51:04
    Corny
    Tunnel Vision
    No better than the color alerts.
  • DonaldDodson 2012/09/12 14:03:01
    Corny
    DonaldDodson
    +1
    Though it is corny I heard about a naked face eater in miami that took at least half a dozen shots to stop he first shot caused it to growl
  • Tim 2012/09/12 12:50:17
    Corny
    Tim
    +2
    Hmmmm, I guess we are supposed to be afraid of Obama Supporters. Yep, that's it, fear the Obama Zombies.
  • sglmom 2012/09/12 02:46:01
    Corny
    sglmom
    +3
    Let's see how to describe it with some sort of politeness ..

    INANE
    insipid
    Idiotic ..
    INSULTING to one's intelligence

    (I do believe the ones who set up this marketing campaign should be told these words .. )
    "GROW UP ALREADY" ..

    They need to put down the gaming controllers
    walk away from the stupidity of microsecond video game systems ..
    and start living in the REAL WORLD ..


    They LOST all credibility when they attached this to a ZOMBIE Campaign ..
  • Ada Whitmire 2012/09/11 22:01:09
    Corny
    Ada Whitmire
    +4
    Ok if we are preparing for anything (even zombie apocalypse) I will need my AK 47s, chainsaws and nail filled bats
  • gmiing 2012/09/11 19:24:06
    Corny
    gmiing
    +1
    I personally think it's kind of corny - but my grandson disagrees with me.
  • Audios 2012/09/11 16:34:48
    Corny
    Audios
    +4
    I do have a great supply of long guns as well as hand guns, but I really don't think an apocalypse is going to happen. Unless of course we are talking about the 1/2 of the population that thinks it is Okay to re-elect Barack "I am an unappologetic Felon" Obama.
  • meshell Audios 2012/09/12 13:10:12
    meshell
    bet ya wouldnt say that to his face. lol
  • Somkey ... meshell 2012/09/12 13:46:16
    Somkey the Hores
    +1
    I would.
  • meshell Somkey ... 2012/09/12 14:30:23
    meshell
    you say that.
  • Somkey ... meshell 2012/09/12 16:02:13
    Somkey the Hores
    +2
    I'm not afraid of politicians, particularly dirtbag politicians. Obama is a fraud, anyway.
  • meshell Somkey ... 2012/09/12 21:42:15
    meshell
    if mummy and daddy didnt raise you to be single minded, or bought you up believing the Libs party are all wrong. then maybe you could see both sides of the fence and make your choice from there.. but foolish parents push their beliefs onto their kids.. Why not let them grow up and see for themselves, make their own decisions, instead of being brainwashed by the parents.
  • Somkey ... meshell 2012/09/13 14:16:51
    Somkey the Hores
    Don't be stupid. You could take your own advice.
  • meshell Somkey ... 2012/09/13 15:04:09
    meshell
    Did my friend. I never pushed my beliefs or thoughts onto my kids. Not everyone likes to give advice, but not take it themselves.
  • Somkey ... meshell 2012/09/14 21:59:03
    Somkey the Hores
    That's what parents are FOR. I'm glad I'm not your kid.
  • meshell Somkey ... 2012/09/15 00:48:02
    meshell
    What to push OUR beliefs onto them..I dont think so my friend..And Im glad your not either, I would be so ashamed of myself for raising you to be an arrogant little arse.
  • Somkey ... meshell 2012/09/15 15:31:54
    Somkey the Hores
    Oh. you have NO idea how wrong you are, kid.
  • meshell Somkey ... 2012/09/15 23:52:33
  • Somkey ... meshell 2012/09/16 02:09:38 (edited)
    Somkey the Hores
    +1
    Children aren't smart enough or experienced enough to make wise decisions. Parents are to guide their children.
  • Audios meshell 2012/09/17 12:54:55
    Audios
    +1
    I bet you I would. The only thing evil needs to flourish is for good men to do nothing.
  • meshell Audios 2012/09/17 13:08:31
    meshell
    i hear that all the time, yet its blooming like the spring wattles.
  • Somkey ... Audios 2012/09/12 13:45:51 (edited)
    Somkey the Hores
    The obama administration are the zombies.
  • Michigan Wolverines† 2012/09/11 16:23:38
  • PC Game... Michiga... 2012/09/11 17:14:53
    PC Gamer Name "Angry Assassin"
    "Raved!"
  • baboula 2012/09/11 16:00:26
    Corny
    baboula
    +2
    I would have thought they have other more pressing matters to attend to
  • PC Game... baboula 2012/09/11 16:39:19
    PC Gamer Name "Angry Assassin"
    Like "Terrorists!" "Raved"
  • KaylaJayy13 2012/09/11 13:26:29
    Cool
    KaylaJayy13
    +1
    It's interesting to see what people can come up with and how disturbing it can be xD.
  • tj ~(^-^)~ 2012/09/11 12:43:28
    Cool
    tj  ~(^-^)~
    +4
    I find it funny that people are taking this so seriously, but extremely annoying how, when you read the comments, 98% of them are about politics.
    Do you know how many polls and questions there are aboult politics? Go into the search bar and type in these words; Obama, Romney, and the actual word politics. When I typed them in, these were the results;
    Pages on Obama-
    Obama

    Pages on Romney-
    Romney

    Pages on Politics-
    Politics

    With those few thousand pages on politic bullsh*t, why would you take something fun like this so seriously and rage about politics? Please, save that crap for more relative questions.

    What I wanted to say before scolling though, is that this is a good idea. Sure, people will joke about it, but it would get people prepared for real-life situations that could actually happen, like hurricanes and stuff. So you know what? I say 'Go ahead, and good move'.
    Kpop gif I approve key
  • PC Game... tj ~(^... 2012/09/11 16:36:48 (edited)
  • tj ~(^... PC Game... 2012/09/17 05:53:35 (edited)
    tj  ~(^-^)~
    +1
    Before I reply, I just have to say it. Wow. Just wow. Just, you know what? I have a gif just for this moment, so I can annoy you.
    I just had to

    Apparently, they do feel the need to tell them how to protect their families, or they wouldn't have done what they did. And I'm betting most people do know HOW to protect themselves -in fact- I'd be surprised if they didn't. But, that doesn't mean they ARE protecting themselves. They're using things like this 'Zombie Alert' to make it fun or something along those lines. It's probably aimed at the younger generation, especially with shows like 'The Walking Dead' and stuff beginning to rise in popularity. God, I wish I could use italics instead of caps

    Have you, you know, scrolled through the responses to this? Because if you did, you'd see how seriously people are taking this. They really are, or they don't understand it, and get angry because they misunderstood.

    And no, I'm not an 'attention whore', you're just insolent. I used that picture because I liked it, and because I wanted to, so you know what? Shove it up your arse. Cause really?
    lol

    Side note, does that mean -going by your logic- that you're an attention whore too? Because you also used pictures in your response? I'm just curious
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