Hey there mister (cha cha cha)

One day obama working feverishly in the oval office, dealing with his bastketball brackets, his upcomming vacation in the Camen ilses waded heavely on his mind.
The passport that was sent from Mecca was pisspoor at best, it would never pass for real at the cop - a - feel (airport).
if that wasn't enough, there was heavy footsteps outside his office door. then BAM BAM BAM. the door opened an there was his lovely wife, the MOOCHELLE.
OBAMA! look at me while I talk to you!,
the obama looks up if for no other reason, it was fear that got his attention
there stood Moochelle, wearing crotchless pantys.
OBAMA! as she shifted her weight from one tree trunk to the other, you want some of this boy, it's hot an ready just like pizza.
bout this time, is when the obama peed himself under the desk
the obama uttered.

thank you for the offer dear, but if that is what it did to your underwear

I won't be needing none at this time