--------------A man died and St. Peter asked him if he would like to go
to heaven or hell. The man asked if he could see both before deciding.
St. Peter took him to hell first. There the man saw a big hall
containing a long table, laden with many kinds of food. He also saw
rows of people with pale, sad faces. They looked pale and there was no
laughter. And he observed one more thing: Their hands were tied to
four-foot forks and knives and they were trying to get the food from
the center of the table to put in their mouths. But they couldn't.

Then,
St. Peter took him to see heaven. There he saw a big hall with a long
table, and lots of food. He noticed rows of people on both sides of the
table with their hands tied to four-foot forks and knives also. But
here people were laughing and were well fed and healthy-looking. They
were feeding one another across the table.--------------

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