Heard any good Palin jokes lately?

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Heard any good Palin jokes lately?

by Hematite Posted June 16, 2009 19:21:50

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Here's some:

"I know all about Iran. I ran for Mayor and then I ran for Governor!"

"I can't comment on the Kyoto Accord as I've only ever seen the Honda."

73 more at:
http://hubpages.com/hub/75-Sarah-Palin-Joke-One-Liner-Quotes

"While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President. The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle...' Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle.' The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain: 'You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she's up there, and you just gotta wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with!'"
http://www.sarahpalinjokes.com/

"Sarah Palin walks into a bar with a frog on her head. The bartender asks 'what's up with that?' The frog answers: 'I'm not sure. It started out last week as a wart on my butt.'"

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+4 June-Bug June 17, 2009 00:37:23

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President Sarah Palin...

HAHAHAHAHAHA
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HL June 18, 2009 21:55:11

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Are you kidding me, the mayor of Wasilla, Alaska? Yeah, that's who you want in the White House during a time of crisis. When she got a phone call at 3 in the morning, it was because a moose had gotten in the garbage can. (Bill Maher)
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June-Bug June 17, 2009 00:37:23

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President Sarah Palin...

HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Pele Emerging June 17, 2009 00:35:51

Answered: A duck, a ham sandwich and Sarah Palin walk into a bar...
Well in that interview, you know, Sarah Palin couldn't name a single newspaper she read ... which wouldn't be so bad, except her major was in - journalism. (Jay Leno)
Frodo June 16, 2009 21:41:40

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Heard about Sarah Palin the joke?
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Hematite to Frodo June 16, 2009 23:33:13

So, did she take her name from the porn star or was it the other way around?
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Frodo to Hematite June 16, 2009 23:36:19

Maybe she IS the porn star.
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herb to Frodo June 17, 2009 05:51:48
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Frodo to herb June 18, 2009 18:57:24

Show us the Centerfold.
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Tutboy June 16, 2009 19:28:00

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lol...... these are funny
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Diomedes June 16, 2009 19:22:58

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Get a life.
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Hematite to Diomedes June 16, 2009 20:23:00

If you Palinistas don't develop a sense of humor fast it's going to be a long, hard few years for you.
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right t... to Hematite June 17, 2009 14:25:59

Correct as always, Hematite. Even Bill Clinton fans had to learn to laugh at David Letterman's endless Clinton jokes..
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Frodo to Diomedes June 16, 2009 21:43:43

Get a brain.
Disko P... to Diomedes June 17, 2009 04:08:26

That's the whole joke?