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Philo-Publius 2009/10/23 19:35:51
Yes. I will display Christ O' Lanterns prominently in and around my home.
No. Regular Jack O' Lanterns are what makes Halloween... well, HALLOWEEN.
I wanna kill every-one... Satan is good... Satan is our pal...
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  • Nick Name 2009/11/02 00:13:58
    I wanna kill every-one... Satan is good... Satan is our pal...
    Nick Name
    +1
    Those are the scariest damn pumpkins I've ever seen.
  • Philo-P... Nick Name 2009/11/02 00:40:34
    Philo-Publius
    I know!!!! It totally backfired... I placed the Christ O' Lanterns in conspicuous areas in and around my home on Halloween eve, but come 6 O'clock the children all filed hurredly past in their costumes, some crossing the street, glancing over in horror, many of them crying and several toddlers screaming for their mommy to take them home!

    The only upside to this Christ O' Lantern fiasco was that I still have a full candy dish for myself.
  • Julius Philo-P... 2009/12/12 18:34:16
    Julius
    +1
    Did that really happen?
  • Philo-P... Julius 2009/12/12 18:42:17
    Philo-Publius
    LOL... naw, man... I'm not even Christian, haha. I was just being silly about the pumpkins. : )

    Glad to see you back on SodaHead!
  • Treecat47 2009/10/31 09:22:34
    I wanna kill every-one... Satan is good... Satan is our pal...
    Treecat47
    +1
    Just kidding.

    Ah I will be celebrating alone. Which means sadly not doing much. Huh...
  • Philo-P... Treecat47 2009/10/31 12:51:30
    Philo-Publius
    I'll be with you in soul celebrating it, spaceamoeba! : )

    NEXT YEAR IN JERUSALEM!!!
  • Cloud 2009/10/31 04:35:18
    I wanna kill every-one... Satan is good... Satan is our pal...
    Cloud
    +1
    HAIL SATANIS
  • Ghostlyhaunt 2009/10/31 04:32:29
    Yes. I will display Christ O' Lanterns prominently in and around my home.
    Ghostlyhaunt
    +2
    display christ lanterns prominently home

    I didn't have enough money this year to buy a pumpkin so I had to settle for a pineapple instead..
  • Philo-P... Ghostly... 2009/10/31 04:42:42
    Philo-Publius
    +1
    That's a HELLUVA'N idea, Ghostlyhaunt! Thankfully SOMEONE is using their head!

    Rock on, brother! : )
  • ♥ Lady Darkness ♥ 2009/10/31 03:49:46
    Undecided
    ♥ Lady Darkness ♥
    +1
    I want some jesus jerky it's beefy
  • Truthbeknown 2009/10/31 02:36:15
    I wanna kill every-one... Satan is good... Satan is our pal...
    Truthbeknown
    +2
    Satan's powerful enough to thwart God. Poseidon would have smacked him down hard. God's a pussy.
  • Daring Blasphemer BN-0 2009/10/30 22:49:47
    Yes. I will display Christ O' Lanterns prominently in and around my home.
    Daring Blasphemer BN-0
    +2
    Why am I making decisions for Jesus? God gave us free will, let the man make his own decisions, for Christ's sake!
  • Philo-P... Daring ... 2009/10/30 23:11:43
    Philo-Publius
    +1
    LOL... that makes too much sense. ; )
  • Daring ... Philo-P... 2009/10/30 23:30:26
    Daring Blasphemer BN-0
    +1
    Whoever writed this question should be learned some grammar, also, too.
  • Philo-P... Daring ... 2009/10/30 23:35:40
    Philo-Publius
    Oh-oh. That would be me, haha... where'd I fuck up?
  • Daring ... Philo-P... 2009/10/30 23:44:49
    Daring Blasphemer BN-0
    +2
    Herr are two ideas, my friend.

    Have you made the decision to follow Christ?

    Have you decided to follow Christ—or would you rather carve pumpkins and worship Satan?

    There are lots of options. The way you worded the question makes it sound like HE can't make his own decisions. Sorry, I'm kind of a grammer prick.
  • Philo-P... Daring ... 2009/10/31 00:01:22 (edited)
    Philo-Publius
    +1
    But if I had phrased it THAT way it wouldn't have conformed to Alec Baldwin's famous line in Glengarry Glen Ross (spoken here at 3:40 in):

    And which I took great pains to sync up with the photo of Baldwin at the top of this question which portrays him speaking that precise line.

    Can I please have a goddamn free pass... for this question only maybe? LOL... You're not a prick, man... you just weren't familiar with the movie. : )

    Are we cool then?
  • Daring ... Philo-P... 2009/10/31 04:48:58
    Daring Blasphemer BN-0
    +1
    LOL. I LOVE THAT MOVIE. I just didn't remember that line. I see now. Sorry for my pithiness, it was undeserved and I am chagrined.
  • Philo-P... Daring ... 2009/10/31 04:54:01
    Philo-Publius
    +1
    Naw, man, we cool!

    I mean, "No problem, man. We're cool." : )
  • Peace&Love 2009/10/30 21:24:48
    Undecided
    Peace&Love
  • Philo-P... Peace&Love 2009/10/30 21:36:56
    Philo-Publius
    +1
    Those are AWESOME!!! I posted a Jack O'(bama) Lantern below somewhere, but yours is WAY better!!! : )
  • Peace&Love Philo-P... 2009/10/30 22:09:37
    Peace&Love
    +1
    Now all I got to do is find the time to carve all of those! lol
  • ♥ Lady ... Peace&Love 2009/10/31 04:28:36
    ♥ Lady Darkness ♥
    +2
    holy pointy jesus moobie nipples batman the predator one is freakin SWEEEEET!
  • Brick that were shat. 2009/10/30 20:38:22
    No. Regular Jack O' Lanterns are what makes Halloween... well, HALLOWEEN.
    Brick that were shat.
    +2
    I'm going to celebrate "HALLOWED EVE" by giving candy to happy little children running around in costumes to scare off evil spirits and then go to church for "ALL SAINTS DAY". Yep, I'm celebrating a traditional Halloween.

    See, I just don't see paganizing this into "HARVEST FEST" or "FALL FEST" or whatever politically correct bullshit some preacher with no respect for or knowledge of Christian traditions has come up with.

    HAPPY HALLOWEEN! :D
  • Philo-P... Brick t... 2009/10/30 20:40:49
    Philo-Publius
    +1
    Happy Halloween to you, too, brother! happy halloween brother
  • Just another nobody. 2009/10/30 20:05:53
    I wanna kill every-one... Satan is good... Satan is our pal...
    Just another nobody.
    +1
    I don't carve pumpkins. I haven't since My family moved to Florida. Just like we don't put up a christmas tree anymore. It just isn't the same in this state as it was in Maine.
  • Daring ... Just an... 2009/10/30 22:51:28
    Daring Blasphemer BN-0
    +2
    DO WHAT YOU WANT! Don't let your neighbors decide whether or not YOU have a pumpkin!
  • Ruby Slippers awaits volunt... 2009/10/30 18:32:28
    Undecided
    Ruby Slippers awaits voluntary deactivation
    +2
    Since I can't have candy, to hell with Halloween! I don't do Halloween! No sugar for me, no sugar for you!

    undecided candy halloween halloween sugar sugar

    Eat a few pieces of sugar free candy and watch what happens!
  • Philo-P... Ruby Sl... 2009/10/30 18:40:50
    Philo-Publius
    +1
    I'll pour a little out for you, man...

    ...or in this case throw out a couple "regular" Werther's...

    Peace. : )
  • Ruby Sl... Philo-P... 2009/10/31 01:22:49
    Ruby Slippers awaits voluntary deactivation
    +1
    Sugar free candy sucks, on the front of the packages, it says "may have laxative effect." They need to change that to WILL and you better not leave home! Diabetes, the gift that just keeps giving and giving! lol Damn, I can't even drink! No altered states of consciousness for me! What a drag!
    leave home diabetes gift lol damn drink altered consciousness drag
  • bookworm42 2009/10/30 17:48:41
    Undecided
    bookworm42
    +2
    I don't have Jack O' Lanterns of any kind this year. But if I did they would be regular. Although the jesus jack o' lanterns you display above are well done, I don't go in for jesus being displayed in my home.
  • seathanaich 2009/10/30 17:32:53
    No. Regular Jack O' Lanterns are what makes Halloween... well, HALLOWEEN.
    seathanaich
    +3
    I think that's a bit of an unhealthy obsession, if you have to carve it on Hallowe'en pumpkins.
  • Archer ~ The Limit Break of... 2009/10/30 17:29:04
    Undecided
    Archer ~ The Limit Break of PHAET
    +8
    It's not a moon.

    undecided moon
  • G Archer ... 2009/10/30 18:39:31
    G
    +3
    Holy fuck! That is awesome!
  • Yume Su... Archer ... 2009/10/30 20:07:33
    Yume Supernova *~Never Forget How to Dream!~* God Bless America
    +2
    Whoever made that is an effin' genius! :D Or had a lot of time on their hands... or maybe both!
  • Laneia 2009/10/30 17:25:56
    No. Regular Jack O' Lanterns are what makes Halloween... well, HALLOWEEN.
    Laneia
    +3
    It always amuses me how some claim that Halloween is a Satanic holiday. It was originally a time for ancestor veneration, hence the ghosts and goblins imagery.

    The ancient Celts used to carve root vegetables and gourds into lanterns at this time, which is where we get the jack-o-lanterns.

    "Ignorance is the parent of fear." ~ Herman Melville, "Moby Dick."
  • socokid 2009/10/30 17:22:41
    Undecided
    socokid
    +5
    LOVE that motivational speech by Baldwin. ;-)

    I think I'd just want to smash every pumpkin a saw after that, so that's what I'm going to do.

    Beware. And the Jesus ones go first...
  • Philo-P... socokid 2009/10/30 17:35:56
    Philo-Publius
    +2
    LOL!!! Nice! : )
  • I wanna kill every-one... Satan is good... Satan is our pal...
    Algor. Mortis. - ҎԊǢɬ Physician
  • ~HopelessRomanticM17~ 2009/10/30 17:00:10
    Yes. I will display Christ O' Lanterns prominently in and around my home.
    ~HopelessRomanticM17~
    +1
    =D LOL

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