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GREEN FUNERALS - Are you aware of them? How do you want to go? What will be your last and final statement to the planet. What kind of tree would you like to leave in your name?

\V/ May 28, 2009 01:37:45

I'm one of the founders of the Rainforest Action Network. My parents put me on an airplane, a Pan Am DC-10 in 1955 from Los Angeles to Ecuador, South America where I spent the next 10 years with my aunt. I flew very close to the ground, over green mountains, forests and the largest swamp in the world, the Darian swamp, between Colombia and Panama.

Since then I have driven to South America several times and also received a grant from Sir Paul McCartney to do a speaking tour of South America about the dangers of deforestation.

In my travels I have seen rain forests turn to deserts in my short lifespan. Here in Colorado, pollution has weakened the immune system of millions of acres of pine trees. They are dying from pine beetle infestation. We need to reforest the planet.

When I returned to the USA in the 60's, my mom took me to see a dark comedy titled, "The Loved One". In this movie, a rich man dies of suicide and his nephew has to make the funeral arrangements. He is taken to a "showroom" where he is browbeaten into buying the most expensive casket, made of tropical hardwoods, with the finest silk lining and steel.

Each year 5,000,400.00 pounds of steel are buried in caskets. Thirty million board feet of tropical hardwoods and and close to 900,000. gallons of toxic embalming fluid are used in these funerals in the USA alone.

For more info, please go to my web site:

http://www.greenfuneralscolorado.com/

Here I present my idea of a Green Funeral. A way to leave the planet with more trees, return to the earth mother leaving a living tree that has nourished itself from your body as a living testament of your final carbon footprint on earth.

Instead of burning your body to an ashen Dorito, you could do something good, for your friends, for your family and for all the loved ones you leave behind. A living example, a cooling shade, a place for a picnic.

So if you had your choice of tree as your final legacy, what would it be?
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Eat me! I want a nut tree. Eat my nuts people!

Eat me! I want a nut tree. Eat my nuts people!

11%

4 votes

Pine tree. You greenies need to wipe your butt with a pine cone!

Pine tree. You greenies need to wipe your butt with a pine cone!

6%

2 votes

Forget that! Bury me in a tux and a pine box! I'm a politician!

Forget that! Bury me in a tux and a pine box! I'm a politician!

0%

0 votes

Undecided

6%

2 votes

None of the above

78%

28 votes

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  • +6 raves Epistemically Justified May 29, 2009 19:36:20
    Epistemically Justified

    None of the above

    My research advisor introduced me to Eternal Reefs -- by mixing human ashes with a sort of concrete material, the constructs are able to support isolated reef life, another environmentally sound alternative.

    concrete material constructs support isolated reef life environmentally sound alternative
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    seadog6608 November 07, 2009 22:37:04 (edited)
    seadog6608

    None of the above

    I intend to will my body to a forensics science lab. I don't know who wrote the article but they were never on a DC-10 in 1955. Development on the DC-10 began in 1965.
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    \V/ seadog6608 November 14, 2009 07:00:45
    \V/
    I wrote the article. I was 8 years old at the time and it looked like a DC-10. It had propellers and it was a Pan Am flight. So if Pan Am didn't exist, I guess I was dreaming.
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    Chaotixa October 27, 2009 21:23:25
    Chaotixa

    None of the above

    i think id like to be buried in a field where animals graze....

    this ? reminds me of a beautiful movie, you should see it. buried field animals graze reminds beautiful movie
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    \V/ Chaotixa November 08, 2009 03:48:51
    \V/
    The fountain is great! I have it
  • Chaotixa \V/ November 08, 2009 14:02:46
    Chaotixa
    me too! :)
  • Chaotixa \V/ November 08, 2009 14:03:43
    Chaotixa
    just curious, who is that in your pic? is that neo? lol
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    WannaBeRSC the Contrarian SOB October 24, 2009 18:41:28 (edited)
    WannaBeRSC the Contrarian SOB

    None of the above

    I want to be set up on top a pyre of used tires 20 feet in height, doused prodigiously with slash mix (a mixture of gas and diesel fuel) and set ablaze.

    Oh, and add a couple dozen old growth trees and the spotted owls that lived in the new growth that was standing beside them...

    Oh, and somebody find some snaildarters, throw them on top as well...

    Why \V/! How very tolerant of you. Thank you for the block, as well as the pretty picture... I will add it to my collection.
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    \V/ WannaBe... October 26, 2009 06:36:54
    \V/
    I can only imagine that a life form as low as you has somehow evolved into a large anus.
    I imagine that toxic little bonfire would be better than standing within 500 feet of you and healthier.

    evolved large anus imagine toxic bonfire standing 500 feet healthier
  • +2 raves
    Gingey October 22, 2009 03:40:43
    Gingey

    None of the above

    Just toss me in a forest for the coyotes to eat me.
  • +5 raves
    rachelle emerson October 18, 2009 00:55:12
    rachelle emerson

    None of the above

    I have in my travels had the pleasure of being a part of a green funeral. The person that I was caring for soon become a good friend, and so I was invited to not only help with a peaceful passing with my expertise ,but also was part of the chanting and anointing. Out side the room where my friend passed, a roaring stream coming down the mountain was present. There were candle and sandalwood incense and we buried her in a shroud she had picked out. I for one would like someone to love me so much that they provide me with a peaceful passing,and rejoice in my life by honoring me in such a spiritual way. We were all so very present in that moment and life was there.
    Om Shanti
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    phoenix.ovid October 13, 2009 09:24:52
    phoenix.ovid

    None of the above

    I want to be buried face down so that anyone who didn't like me can kiss my butt.

    Teacher asked Johnny, why weren't you in class yesterday? Johnny said, cause my grandpa got burned. Teach asked, did he get burned bad? and Johnny says, yeah, them crematoriums don't mess around.
  • +3 raves
    bdb October 05, 2009 02:39:13
    bdb

    Undecided

    I have never wanted your traditional furneral. I am not wanting any morning over me either. I survived my traumatic brain injury accident because it was not my time to go to the spirit world. I want all who come to remember all the funny, dorky things I did and have a good laugh all over again. And no memorial, just a fun get together with fun music and good humor. I also wish to be cremated. I do not want my ashes stored in a expercine Damn Sit Around jar, I wan tmy ashes spread out in a forest. That will give good fertalizer to help all plant life. And in a modest way, it is saying Thank You to Mother Earth.
    The song I want played is-
  • +1 raves
    Stix bdb October 25, 2009 05:07:43
    Stix
    I agree. My close family relatives get cremeated with no viewing of the body. Why make family members suffer through a funeral..

    I think of all the land that is wasted with coffins and headstones. Especially when you consider in about 100 years nobody will be visiting the site which is nothing but a box in the ground..
  • bdb Stix October 25, 2009 16:03:52
    bdb
    Oh you do have that so correct! Shit I do not even remember where so many of my family members are even buried.
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    Jerry October 04, 2009 04:34:17
    Jerry

    None of the above

    Just leave me along side of the road. What difference does it make?
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    Ahrtal September 24, 2009 22:46:02
    Ahrtal

    None of the above

    I'll be cremated. Just one last chance to flaunt my carbon footprint.
  • +4 raves
    Caireen September 21, 2009 03:57:41
    Caireen

    None of the above

    Several years ago, I read about this in England. You bury your loved ones in either cardboard or pressboard that easily biodegrades. You can choose to plant a tree or other plant on them. After the area is filled, it is turned into a park. I like the idea, personally. What happens to my body when I die won't matter to me. Far better to have it fertilizing a tree than buried in an expensive coffin in a concrete reinforced vault. Yuck!
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    \V/ Caireen September 21, 2009 05:01:25
    \V/
    I can relate. Those vaults are so ugly, even the dead want to get up and leave.
  • kitkat42 Caireen September 24, 2009 19:14:36
    kitkat42
    What a nice idea. Does it really work that well? I have always believed in cremation, but I like this idea more. Do they do it here in U.S. at all?
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    Caireen kitkat42 September 24, 2009 23:58:51
    Caireen
    I don't know. I don't really know of any place that does this outside of England, but I like this a lot better. I think it's a great idea, too. I read about it years ago (like 20), but we're so weird about death in the US, I don't know if we've caught up to the idea.
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    kitkat42 Caireen September 25, 2009 02:00:58
    kitkat42
    Well then, to me, that warrants a search of some kind. If I find anything out I will post you and let you know. :-)
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    Caireen kitkat42 September 25, 2009 04:15:21
    Caireen
    I love research. Here's some of what I found:
    http://www.treehugger.com/fil...
    http://www.greenburialcouncil...
    http://planetgreen.discovery....
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    I understand that 8 states have statutes which allow green burial in place, but I haven't found which 8!
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    kitkat42 Caireen September 25, 2009 05:10:35
    kitkat42
    Wow, great work. I haven't even started yet. But I will now!
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    kitkat42 Caireen September 25, 2009 06:28:41
    kitkat42
    So far the one with most info is greenburialcouncil.org. Click on providers and they have pull downs with states and it will give addresses, phone, etc for your state. (if your state is approved).
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    Caireen kitkat42 September 25, 2009 23:52:03
    Caireen
    I even found a 'natural' cemetary that isn't all that far from where I live--maybe 100 miles, if that.
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    Scaramouche [LordOfPants] August 25, 2009 00:17:53
    Scaramouche [LordOfPants]

    None of the above

    I'm intent on becoming a vampire before my death, so I don't think I'll need a funeral. -nods knowingly-
  • Brian Kemp August 24, 2009 15:39:50
    Brian Kemp

    Undecided

    I'm fine with whatever tree uses my earthly remains as food, but as far as I know, sealed caskets are the law of the land. I could be mistaken, but I seem to remember hearing that. Also, funerals aren't for the deceased, but for the living.
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    \V/ Brian Kemp August 25, 2009 01:03:07
    \V/
    Brian, you can google green funerals or you can go to my page greenfuneralscolorado.com
    The law of the land is the Constitution and we have freedom of religion in this country last time I checked and if some group gets arrested for having a Green funeral it will be bad publicity for whoever arrests them.
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    Brian Kemp \V/ August 25, 2009 12:55:35
    Brian Kemp
    Right, I understand freedom of religion, but I also know that certain restrictions can be put in place with regards to public health, and dead bodies might fall under that heading.
    Like I said, I'm cool with whatever when I die, because I'll be dead and my old shell won't matter much anymore, at least not to me. I'll look into the green funeral thing.
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    FREED~I... Brian Kemp September 15, 2009 16:47:25
    FREED~It's All About Jesus
    I agree. Whatever happens to my dead body is of no importance to me.
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    \V/ FREED~I... September 16, 2009 01:03:50
    \V/
    I'm sorry you feel that way. Even if you are an atheist you should be concerned about the quality of life on the planet and contributing to making the planet more livable for future generations by the way in which you exit. You never know, you might be back for an encore.
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    FREED~I... \V/ September 16, 2009 01:10:48
    FREED~It's All About Jesus
    You completely misunderstood me.
    First of all I think the idea is great.

    2nd. I agree with Brian that it doesn't matter what someone does with my body - I don't need an expensive casket or anything else. Bury me green and the planet will be happy.

    And why you brought up atheism is beyond me? And NO I won't be back for an encore. I'll be in a far far better place called heaven with my Lord Jesus Christ. [you brought up 'religion'. I didn't]
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    \V/ FREED~I... September 16, 2009 01:21:36
    \V/
    Ok, well now that we have religion on the table, I would hope that REAL Christians would see themselves as Gods helpers and if God created this beautiful world you might want to help keep it going since you helped populate it. They call that being a good planetary steward. Unfortunately, most Christians see the world as made for Satan and they like to help destroy it.
    Thats the main reason I dislike Christians. If youre different I would hope you see yourself as a helper rather than a destroyer.
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    FREED~I... \V/ September 16, 2009 01:42:26
    FREED~It's All About Jesus
    Okay, how about acknowledging that you are looking for an argument rather then admitting you misread my post and that I agree with the green burial.
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    \V/ FREED~I... September 16, 2009 03:33:57
    \V/
    I'm not looking for an argument and I'm so glad that you agree with the Green Funerals and God bless you.
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    FREED~I... \V/ September 16, 2009 07:26:34
    FREED~It's All About Jesus
    Thank you
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    Little ... FREED~I... October 21, 2009 23:51:00
    Little Angel
    Green Funerals are the way to go most certainly.
    I have not attended many funerals because I do not
    believe it is neccessary for the huge amount of
    money involved.
    I went to my Dad's funeral & he had the best of
    everything ...no expense to those left behind. He
    had planned everything ..I found it hard to take
    because my Dad was one great man & Christian.
    It would have been so much better to see a tree
    growing where he was buried than the cold stone
    marker.
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    FREED~I... Little ... October 22, 2009 14:44:14
    FREED~It's All About Jesus
    I've lost almost every member of my family and honored them without a huge expensive funeral. BUT how wonderful if I'd known about Green funerals at those times.

    . My son is the only one I was able to bury in that manner.
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    Little ... FREED~I... October 22, 2009 22:11:29
    Little Angel
    Good for you ...I certainly do not want all the expense
    when I am buried. I would love to know that a tree
    would grow to remind others of me. And I enjoy all
    the flowers sent to me & growing now ...hope they
    don't send them when I die.
  • VICTORIA \V/ October 27, 2009 02:14:35
    VICTORIA
    Well, I like the idea. Never heard of it, but like it.
    I guess Muslims have been green a long time.

    Washing and Shrouding

    In preparation for burial, the family or other members of the community will wash and shroud the body. The deceased will be washed respectfully, with clean and scented water, in a manner similar to how Muslims make ablutions for prayer. The body will then be wrapped in sheets of clean, white cloth (called the kafan).


    Burial

    The deceased is then taken to the cemetery for burial (al-dafin). It is preferred for a Muslim to be buried where he or she died, and not be transported to another location or country (which may cause delays or require embalming the body). If available, a cemetery (or section of one) set aside for Muslims is preferred. The deceased is laid in the grave (without a coffin if permitted by local law) on his or her right side, facing Mecca. At the gravesite, it is discouraged for people to erect tombstones, elaborate markers, or put flowers or other momentos. Rather, one should humbly remember Allah and His mercy, and pray for the deceased.
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