Great Obama Joke!!!
JoeBtfsplk
2012/07/04 23:21:20
They're in the first row, with the Secret Service directly behind them.
One of the Secret Service agents leans forward and whispers something to Barak.
At first, Obama stares at the guy, looks at Michelle, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head "no".
The agent says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner to the bat boy."
Obama hesitates ... begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it too.
Obama shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-Kay! If that's what the people want.
C'mere Michelle..." With that, Obama gets up, grabs Michelle by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field. She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Barak, you asshole"
The sellout crowd go absolutely wild, jumping up and down, cheering, hooting and hollering, and high-fiving.
Obama is bowing, smiling, and waving to the crowd.
He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that. I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that."
Noticing the agent has gone totally pale in the face, Obama asks what is wrong.
The agent replies, "Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first pitch."
One of the Secret Service agents leans forward and whispers something to Barak.
At first, Obama stares at the guy, looks at Michelle, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head "no".
The agent says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner to the bat boy."
Obama hesitates ... begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it too.
Obama shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-Kay! If that's what the people want.
C'mere Michelle..." With that, Obama gets up, grabs Michelle by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field. She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Barak, you asshole"
The sellout crowd go absolutely wild, jumping up and down, cheering, hooting and hollering, and high-fiving.
Obama is bowing, smiling, and waving to the crowd.
He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that. I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that."
Noticing the agent has gone totally pale in the face, Obama asks what is wrong.
The agent replies, "Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first pitch."
Add this one
The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.
'The POTUS and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the POTUS says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"
He doubts it, so he shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.
The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive. But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."
The POTUS seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever?
Show me."
The Pope slapped him..