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Great Christmas pick up lines! What's yours?

Artist~PWCM~ 2009/12/15 13:57:11
I don't know any!
This one always worked on me!
This one is so stupid it's funny!
You!
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Just a few to get things started...not too dirty now, lol!

I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.

Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?

I see you when you`re sleeping & you don`t wear any underwear...

Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!

Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it

Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?

Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?

Wanna see my 12-inch elf?

Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.”

I can get you off the Naughty List.
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  • stillhappytobeinourcountry 2009/12/18 15:21:13
    This one is so stupid it's funny!
    stillhappytobeinourcountry
    +5
    Here' one that this 25 year old man asked me this morning a our local Starbucks. I see him all the time in there.

    He said.....Other then me, what are you asking Santa for this year? I was laughing so hard I had to get off the line!!
    stupid funny 25 year local starbucks santa year laughing line stupid funny 25 year local starbucks santa year laughing line

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  • sashae 2009/12/28 02:34:14
    This one is so stupid it's funny!
    sashae
    +1
    How about these.. To get Rid of some Girls!!... "when you learn how to connect your vocal chords with your brain... let me know"!!

    Learnt quite a few, for both young and old men... To get rid of the "think they're hot but they're not.. neither brains nor brawn"... If I feel like it, a hot guy with not much IQ does fine... lol
  • boomer 2009/12/24 15:31:18
    I don't know any!
    boomer
    +1
    how about "I have many nice books"?
  • Natjoy 2009/12/19 02:24:09
    This one is so stupid it's funny!
    Natjoy
    +1
    He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh!

    Clipart

  • keeper 2009/12/18 21:00:06
    I don't know any!
    keeper
    +1
    Wanna ride in my sled, Baby?? wanna ride sled baby
  • Artist~... keeper 2009/12/19 00:34:39
    Artist~PWCM~
    +1
    Now that's a sled to take out on the town!
  • keeper Artist~... 2009/12/19 00:38:36
    keeper
    +1
    You betchya!!! ;-)
  • wombat 2009/12/18 19:08:44
    I don't know any!
    wombat
  • Artist~... wombat 2009/12/19 00:35:17
    Artist~PWCM~
    Ah, the sensitive type...
  • DELETE PLEASE 2009/12/18 17:23:23
    I don't know any!
    DELETE PLEASE
    +1
    What's down your Chimney? chimney
  • the sex... DELETE ... 2012/12/25 02:22:29
  • stillhappytobeinourcountry 2009/12/18 15:21:13
    This one is so stupid it's funny!
    stillhappytobeinourcountry
    +5
    Here' one that this 25 year old man asked me this morning a our local Starbucks. I see him all the time in there.

    He said.....Other then me, what are you asking Santa for this year? I was laughing so hard I had to get off the line!!
    stupid funny 25 year local starbucks santa year laughing line stupid funny 25 year local starbucks santa year laughing line
  • Red high priestess in Nyx I... 2009/12/18 14:10:04
    I don't know any!
    Red high priestess in Nyx I trust
    +2
    Great job on the list tho!
  • Angelique ~ Pfffft! ;)~ 2009/12/18 05:44:56
    I don't know any!
    Angelique ~ Pfffft!  ;)~
    +1
    Honestly, I can't remember any.....I only remember 1 stupid pickup line from my past.....
  • Artist~... Angeliq... 2009/12/18 05:47:59
    Artist~PWCM~
    +2
    Well? Share...
  • Angeliq... Artist~... 2009/12/18 05:51:03
    Angelique ~ Pfffft!  ;)~
    +1
    I did last night on somebody's question....
    Okay, I'll share with you:
    "Hi! I'm new in town. How about you wrap your legs around my neck and we get to know eachother better?"
  • Artist~... Angeliq... 2009/12/18 05:53:15
    Artist~PWCM~
    +1
    Bwahahahaha! That's nasty...did you take him up on it? Or laugh him away?
  • Angeliq... Artist~... 2009/12/18 05:56:20
    Angelique ~ Pfffft!  ;)~
    +1
    I laughed in his face, of course. But I never did forget that stupid line.......
  • Jesse 2009/12/17 22:25:17 (edited)
    This one always worked on me!
    Jesse
    +3
    my elf lets me pick my presents and lookin at you i think ive made my decision
  • ~HopelessRomanticM17~ 2009/12/17 21:56:05
    This one is so stupid it's funny!
    ~HopelessRomanticM17~
    +2
    LOL those were good. Loved the Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?
    and Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
    The Second oens cute XD
  • dublin9 2009/12/17 13:53:49 (edited)
    This one is so stupid it's funny!
    dublin9
    +2
    Your sleigh or mine?
  • Artist~... dublin9 2009/12/17 13:57:06
    Artist~PWCM~
    +1
    Oh yeah!
  • Mi-Mi~SB~SweetestBitchEverRWAC 2009/12/17 00:45:23
    This one is so stupid it's funny!
    Mi-Mi~SB~SweetestBitchEverRWAC
    +3
    Wanna lick my candy cane?
  • ellomotto 2009/12/16 22:03:24
    This one is so stupid it's funny!
    ellomotto
  • Bobby 48 2009/12/16 20:18:36
  • True Le... Bobby 48 2009/12/17 22:22:44
    True Leadership
    +1
    lol. nice one!
  • Bobby 48 True Le... 2009/12/17 22:38:49
  • !Gráinne! 2009/12/16 17:47:04
    This one is so stupid it's funny!
    !Gráinne!
    +3
    (quote from Whose Line Is It Anyway)
    "You outta see my snowballs"
  • Artist~... !Gráinne! 2009/12/17 05:52:03
    Artist~PWCM~
    +2
    Now that's funny!
  • Russ 2009/12/16 15:19:37
    I don't know any!
    Russ
    +2
    Just some sexy pix

    For the men

    sexy pix
    sexy pix sexy pix sexy pix sexy pix

    For the ladies



    sexy pix ladies sexy pix ladies sexy pix ladies sexy pix ladies
  • Artist~... Russ 2009/12/16 15:30:04
    Artist~PWCM~
    That certainly puts a different spin on the holidays!
  • keeper Russ 2009/12/19 00:41:07
    keeper
    Great contribution...
  • the sex... Russ 2012/12/25 02:25:26
  • the sex... Russ 2012/12/25 02:28:23
  • sammie2 2009/12/16 15:05:52
    This one is so stupid it's funny!
    sammie2
    +4
    i have a gift for you but you have to wrap it first and shows you a condom omg i about died laughing
  • Artist~... sammie2 2009/12/16 15:08:34
    Artist~PWCM~
    +2
    Oh that's hilarious!
  • sammie2 Artist~... 2009/12/16 15:10:51
    sammie2
    +3
    the guy just came out with it i didnt even know his name and i almost hit the floor laughing yeah he just walked away haha some of those you posted i had never heard before my co workers are laughing there butts off lol
  • Artist~... sammie2 2009/12/16 15:13:18
    Artist~PWCM~
    +2
    I'm going to send that one to my wife...she'll get a kick out of it. Good to cheer each other up this time of year what with the economy the way it is. Thanks!
  • sammie2 Artist~... 2009/12/16 15:15:26
    sammie2
    +3
    amen thank god laughing is still free.....for now anyway lol
  • ♥♥♫MusicalBxtch♫♥♥ 2009/12/16 14:20:51
    This one is so stupid it's funny!
    ♥♥♫MusicalBxtch♫♥♥
    +1
    ROFLMAO. this is crazy.
    i dont know any...but if one more guy tells me h's name is fred flintstone and he can make my bed rock, im gonna make something rock on him.
  • Artist~... ♥♥♫Musi... 2009/12/16 14:56:07
    Artist~PWCM~
    I don't blame you, lol!

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