Got a funny(and accurate) joke for you all
TheTruth1313
2012/04/13 06:09:49
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The kids filed into class
Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to
sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.
Little
Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said
proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit
and I credit that approach for my obvious success." "Very good", said
the teacher.
Little Jenny was next. "I sold magazines" she said,
"I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them
up on current events." "Very good, Jenny", said the teacher.
Eventually,
it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny
walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on
the teacher's desk. "$2,467", he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher,
"What in the world were you selling?" Toothbrushes", said Little Johnny.
"Toothbrushes", echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough
tooth brushes to make that much money?" "I found the busiest corner in
town", said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and I gave
everybody who walked by a free sample." They all said the same thing,
"Hey, this tastes like dog crap!" Then I would say, "It is dog crap.
Wanna buy a toothbrush? I used the President Obama method of giving you
something shitty, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it's free
and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth." Little
Johnny got five stars for his efforts, bless his heart.
Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to
sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.
Little
Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said
proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit
and I credit that approach for my obvious success." "Very good", said
the teacher.
Little Jenny was next. "I sold magazines" she said,
"I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them
up on current events." "Very good, Jenny", said the teacher.
Eventually,
it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny
walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on
the teacher's desk. "$2,467", he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher,
"What in the world were you selling?" Toothbrushes", said Little Johnny.
"Toothbrushes", echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough
tooth brushes to make that much money?" "I found the busiest corner in
town", said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and I gave
everybody who walked by a free sample." They all said the same thing,
"Hey, this tastes like dog crap!" Then I would say, "It is dog crap.
Wanna buy a toothbrush? I used the President Obama method of giving you
something shitty, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it's free
and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth." Little
Johnny got five stars for his efforts, bless his heart.
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- -Kezzi Evanescence- 2012/12/19 22:27:39Funny
+1Hahareply -
Thx:-)reply
- firebird 2012/08/05 17:05:21Funny+1I think its very accurate.. So accurate in fact that I posted it myself.... LOLreply
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+2Nice!! Thanks for your comment.reply
- freespire 2012/08/05 08:29:36Funny+3yeah that was alrightreply
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+3Thanks for your commentreply
- HarleyCharley 2012/05/21 14:53:53Funny+1That's an old one but very true......reply
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+2Thanks for the post.reply
- American☆Atheist 2012/04/13 09:46:49Otherwhere is the funny and accurate part?reply
- BritPunk America... 2012/04/13 11:40:56+1Just an old joke, you change the name each time you get a new president.reply
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+1Yeah, I was a little embarrassed that I hadn't heard it before(lol)reply
- BritPunk TheTrut... 2012/04/14 05:57:14Most political jokes are pretty generic anyway. Just change a few names and they still nearly always work . :-)reply
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+2Guess I should have added the caveat "Obots need not apply" lolreply
