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Formal reprimand issued to flatulent U.S. Government employee

~ The Rebel ~ 2012/12/22 08:19:01

A federal employee was formally reprimanded this month for excessive workplace flatulence, a sanction that was delivered to him in a five-page letter that actually included a log of representative dates and times when he was recorded “releasing the awful and unpleasant odor” in his Baltimore office.

The worker, a 38-year-old Maryland resident, reportedly submitted evidence that he suffered from “some medical conditions” that, at times, caused him to be unable to work full days. But a SSA manager noted in the reprimand letter that, “nothing that you have submitted has indicated that you would have uncontrollable flatulence. It is my belief that you can control this condition.”

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  • MichaelJ 2012/12/22 09:27:21
  • Rusty Bubbles 2012/12/22 08:28:17 (edited)
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    Just who goes around documenting such incidences?.................. That STINKS !
  • ~*~Denai Da Guru~*~ 2012/12/22 08:25:33
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    Holy cow! Five pages? This SSA manager obviously doesn't realize that this could be a symptom of Crohn's, IBD, diabetes... And who was it that recorded the time and date of his farts?

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