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Fantasy Presidential Election?

punch February 06, 2008 20:14:51

Which of the following candidates would you vote for President of The United States if you could?
Jesus
Santa Claus
Captain Kirk
Albert Einstein
Forrest Gump
John Lennon
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  • +3 raves Eagle February 09, 2008 15:56:22
    Eagle

    None of the above. I'd write in:

    You don't need a joke election like this. The joke election we have in front of us is enough.
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  • John Alward Proud American Man May 01, 2009 13:56:45
    John Alward Proud American Man

    Jesus

    Jesus, of course.
  • barkbark-247 August 09, 2008 11:08:35
    barkbark-247

    Albert Einstein

    " This man is THE GREATEST " He would do great for this country and ...maybe put and end to the invasion going on......
  • aace May 25, 2008 02:02:47
    aace

    Jesus

    moderated...
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    Diverbelo April 04, 2008 14:39:25
    Diverbelo

    None of the above. I'd write in:

    Bill Cosby
  • tanzy March 16, 2008 00:11:02
    tanzy

    Jesus

    We still are "one nation under God"---aren't we?
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    John March 04, 2008 04:18:12
    John

    None of the above. I'd write in:

    Hillary Clinton
  • Racefish March 03, 2008 18:18:06
    Racefish

    None of the above. I'd write in:

    And this excludes the present slate.
  • midas March 03, 2008 17:34:02
    midas

    Forrest Gump

    Stupid is... Is what stupid does
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    puppyfist February 28, 2008 20:38:04
    puppyfist

    Jesus

    Maybe Jesus can tell these crazy christians that it's un-christian to blow people and countries up! With Buddah as his running mate.
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    JOSH February 27, 2008 23:55:27
    JOSH

    None of the above. I'd write in:

    Hillary Clinton
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    punch JOSH February 28, 2008 22:16:13
    punch
    Ha! Good one. Seriously? Over Santa or Forrest Gump?!
  • Suzanna February 27, 2008 23:06:04
    Suzanna

    Forrest Gump

    Bring kindness, simplicity and common sense of how to treat people back.
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    cupicake_2008 February 26, 2008 03:44:09
    cupicake_2008

    Jesus

    he is our creatorwe all have to appreciate his work i mean who WANTED to bring you here
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    JOSH cupicak... February 27, 2008 23:55:56
    JOSH
    he didnt create us. he didnt even live
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    Binky February 24, 2008 18:49:16
    Binky

    Jesus

    The only one we can trust
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    JOSH Binky February 27, 2008 23:56:35
    JOSH
    jesus is made up like unicorns and snow white
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    SKYTZO February 24, 2008 01:35:44
    SKYTZO

    Jesus

    isn't George Gump incharge now?
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    graymåtter February 23, 2008 02:33:42
    graymåtter

    Jesus

    Jesus, by a long shot. He'd cast out the hypocritical Republicans who use His name in vain to justify all manner of injustices against the world in the name of power and the GOPs one true god: Mammon.

    "Inasmuch as ye have done it unto the least of these My brethren, ye have done it unto Me."

    Matthew 25:40
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    punch graymåtter May 24, 2008 06:07:32
    punch
    I think it's funny that you'd single out the Republicans as offending Christ. You want to quote the book of Matthew?
    Matthew 19:24:
    And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

    Are all politicians damned? They are ALL rich compared to the average American.

    At least the GOP is pro-life. Jesus knows the blood of all the partial-birth abortions your Democrats so whole-heartedly support.


    Left-wingers who claim to have Christ in their corner confuse the hell out of me.
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    graymåtter punch May 24, 2008 13:03:52
    graymåtter
    "Claim to have Christ in (my) corner"? Hardly. I think your mythical messiah's followers are responsible for untold pain and woe in this world.

    My point, had you been sufficiently astute to discern it, was that Republicans claim some sort of exclusive congruence with your alleged son of god, yet their actions show them to be in diametrical opposition with the teachings of peace and brotherly love that represent what's good about the faith.

    That you would dredge up abortion as somehow equivalent to the horrors of war unleashed on a thinking, feeling civilian population by those who profit obscenely from that war shows your ignorance quite clearly. That you would fail to take into account the actions of Republican politicians to enhance the wealth of the rich and deepen the poverty of the poor shows that your political loyalties have blinded you, perhaps even more than your cherry-picking cafeteria Christianity, which allows you to rail against the things you despise while blithely ignoring other more egregious sins.

    Right-wingers who cite the GOP as "God's Own Party" would do well to remember that another organization's name actually means "Party of God". Yeah, it's Hezbollah. And but for the accents and headgear I see little difference between you.
  • punch graymåtter May 27, 2008 16:14:45
    punch
    I'm not a Republican or a Democrat, so I can totally see your point. The Republicans do suck more for "claiming" to be a the religious right, but behaving in a manner that is VERY non-Christian.

    Calling me ignorant for bringing up abortion though? Since Roe vs. Wade happened, there have been about 46 million abortions performed in the US. If you count all the US soldiers who have died since the Revolutionary War, it's around 3 million. And while I don't agree that all the battles we've waged have been necessary, WWII, our most deadly war, was an essential fight.

    I just think it's silly to drag religion into politics. God doesn't care about "America".
  • graymåtter punch May 27, 2008 18:19:25
    graymåtter
    Cock-punch (and it's hard to take you seriously with that name - sorry), I didn't call you ignorant for bringing up abortion; I said that comparing abortion to the horrors of war showed your ignorance.

    Don't take this as confrontational, though I confess my original reply to you was indeed so. I'm often attacked for my beliefs (or lack thereof), so perhaps I misjudged your comment as being yet another of those.

    I just think the comparison between abortion and war is specious, especially considering that the vast majority of pregnancy terminations are performed on an embryo with no cerebral function and thus no awareness whatsoever. Compare this to walking, talking, thinking human beings whose last moments are spent staring at their own entrails or that of their comrades or families and I hope my point is made without further illustration.

    I do agree that to call one's political party "God's Own Party", as they do, then hypocritically do all the things proscribed by the god they profess to worship is truly wrong. If there's evil in the world, that's certainly one of the most pervasive.

    As for abortion, guess what? In a secular society, it's not going away. And even in a Christian theocracy akin to Iran's Muslim-led theocracy, it's not going away. Abortions have always happe...









    Cock-punch (and it's hard to take you seriously with that name - sorry), I didn't call you ignorant for bringing up abortion; I said that comparing abortion to the horrors of war showed your ignorance.

    Don't take this as confrontational, though I confess my original reply to you was indeed so. I'm often attacked for my beliefs (or lack thereof), so perhaps I misjudged your comment as being yet another of those.

    I just think the comparison between abortion and war is specious, especially considering that the vast majority of pregnancy terminations are performed on an embryo with no cerebral function and thus no awareness whatsoever. Compare this to walking, talking, thinking human beings whose last moments are spent staring at their own entrails or that of their comrades or families and I hope my point is made without further illustration.

    I do agree that to call one's political party "God's Own Party", as they do, then hypocritically do all the things proscribed by the god they profess to worship is truly wrong. If there's evil in the world, that's certainly one of the most pervasive.

    As for abortion, guess what? In a secular society, it's not going away. And even in a Christian theocracy akin to Iran's Muslim-led theocracy, it's not going away. Abortions have always happened... WILL always happen... and criminalization of the act just drives them underground, creating an unregulated, unsafe and predatory industry to serve the demand.

    And there will always be a demand. Women get pregnant. They're expressly intended to by their very biology. And unless and until effective, easy, universally-employed contraception comes about, they will continue to get pregnant, like it or not. And a percentage of those women will decide that a child is not for them and avail themselves, as women have since we gained self-awareness as humans.

    So mote it be. I have no uterus. Thus, I have no standing. Nor do you. You can intellectualize and abstract the "innocent" life inside a pregnant human female, as can I, but we cannot KNOW what it's like. We cannot FEEL it. And we cannot comprehend the flipside of the joy of a wanted pregnancy - the unwanted creature, offspring perhaps of rape or incest or even a broken condom or chance indiscretion - the horror of knowing that from that point on, the woman's life is secondary to that of her offspring.

    I cannot force that on women. I will not. Let the women decide for themselves. And since some believe that God's will is that the embryos should grow to term, regardless of any human wishes, let God intervene without the meddling of humans and their protests or intimidation or political intrigues. This should be small potatoes for an omnipotent being, no? And to vainly profess, absent specific and verifiable proof, that any human is an "instrument" of God's will in stopping abortions, is the very zenith (nadir?) of hubris. And we all know what happens after hubris, right?

    I agree fully with your last two sentences. I don't believe in God - any god - but I cannot disprove the existence of such. However, it's a pretty safe bet that an eternal being isn't going to deign to "bless" any human nation, regardless of what practically every society says to justify their existence or actions in a supernatural context.

    Let's leave religion out of politics and vice versa. It's what the Founders wanted, after all.
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    munineye February 22, 2008 18:41:46
    munineye

    Albert Einstein

    He'd clean up this educational backwater. Maybe intelligence would be cool again!
    Wait, isn't there an episode of "Sliders" that does that?
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    Denis February 20, 2008 07:41:10
    Denis

    None of the above. I'd write in:

    Ronald Reagan
  • punch Denis May 24, 2008 06:08:41
    punch
    Good call. We need another Reagan!
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    Brad February 19, 2008 16:36:06
    Brad

    None of the above. I'd write in:

    "The Governator"
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    Maplecroft February 16, 2008 01:59:46
    Maplecroft

    None of the above. I'd write in:

    wonder woman
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    JQHiggins February 13, 2008 20:45:11
    JQHiggins

    None of the above. I'd write in:

    Fred Thompson
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    Eagle February 09, 2008 15:56:22
    Eagle

    None of the above. I'd write in:

    You don't need a joke election like this. The joke election we have in front of us is enough.
  • punch Eagle May 24, 2008 06:09:08
    punch
    Haha!! True enough.
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    Tannerz February 08, 2008 18:08:01
    Tannerz

    Jesus

    C'mon Jesus loved everyone, was willing to sacrifice himself, and hung with the outcast. Gotta back JESUS!
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    Tom February 07, 2008 23:30:14
    Tom

    None of the above. I'd write in:

    Same guy I wrote-in in 1984.....

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    Space Monkey February 06, 2008 20:41:16
    Space Monkey

    Santa Claus

    "A present under every tree!"
  • punch Space M... February 06, 2008 21:01:11
    punch
    It would have definite advantages...but if he expects us to work has much as he works those elves, he's got another thing comin'. haha! Don't they only get like 1 day off each year?
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    punch February 06, 2008 20:27:52
    punch

    Captain Kirk

    I gotta go with James T. Kirk.
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    Veronica†In Christ I Trust† February 06, 2008 20:19:52
    Veronica†In Christ I Trust†

    Jesus

    Jesus as Albert Einstein as his running mate.
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