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Artist 2011/11/09 16:00:40
It's a government conspiracy, man!
What? No more porn?
Is this a New World Order initiative?
Oh crap! I need to download some new encryption!
It's all Bush's fault!
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T.V., phones, internet, etc. will be shut down for 3 minutes...why?

Don't take my word for it, read this...
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  • Not Einstein 2011/11/11 01:59:29
    It's all Bush's fault!
    Not Einstein
    +1
    You're so gullible. Did you get zapped?
  • Artist Not Ein... 2011/11/11 11:07:19
    Artist
    +1
    Nope....
  • mark 1 2011/11/10 14:10:16
    It's all Bush's fault!
    mark 1
    +2
    Nothing happened here in PA. Internet and Cellphone all worked during the test.
  • studiobrat BN-0 AFCL 2011/11/10 07:51:20
    It's a government conspiracy, man!
    studiobrat  BN-0  AFCL
    +3
    They need to form a Government Committee to do a multi-million dollar study on what went wrong!
  • Derek Wuest 2011/11/10 05:34:58
    It's a government conspiracy, man!
    Derek Wuest
    +2
    dont make me think...
  • ed 2011/11/10 03:10:11
    What? No more porn?
    ed
    +2
    LIKE OBAMA A BIG FAILURE
  • TexicanRGV - Noblesse Oblige 2011/11/10 03:06:16
    Oh crap! I need to download some new encryption!
    TexicanRGV - Noblesse Oblige
    +2
    Gosh, I work from home on computer systems and nothing happened here. AT&T; must not have gotten the memo!
  • Artist Texican... 2011/11/10 05:29:27
  • Dewymoon 2011/11/10 00:33:21
    What? No more porn?
    Dewymoon
    +4
    Just heard on the news tha it kinda flopped ...... LOL Typical goverment BS ..... They cant get anything right FAIL
  • JT For ... Dewymoon 2011/11/10 02:46:35
    JT For Political Reform
    +2
    I heard they are going to try it again next year. Total bust. lol
  • Artist Dewymoon 2011/11/10 05:30:07
    Artist
    +1
    What cha gonna do?
  • Richard... Dewymoon 2011/11/10 08:54:17
    Richard Hungwell AKA Relentless
    +2
    ^^^obamas real body guard.
  • Artist Richard... 2011/11/10 11:51:33
    Artist
    LOL!
  • Lanikai Dewymoon 2011/11/10 16:00:05
    Lanikai
    +2
    Remember, this is the same set of government officials who couldn't make money on a whorehouse in Vegas?
  • Artist Lanikai 2011/11/10 19:58:14
    Artist
    +1
    No doubt, but they'd tax the sh*t out of it and them make them lower their prices for the poor.
  • Lanikai Artist 2011/11/10 20:17:42
    Lanikai
    +2
    LOL, probably let them work their own hours if they felt like it and paid union wages whether they worked or not.
  • Beat Magnum True Hero 2011/11/09 23:52:19
    Oh crap! I need to download some new encryption!
    Beat Magnum True Hero
    +4
    Funny... this didn't happen at all. Next moonbat theory please...
  • Loverofcountry 2011/11/09 23:45:21
    It's all Bush's fault!
    Loverofcountry
    +3
    What happened? I guess I must have missed it. Maybe I blinked.
  • Artist Loverof... 2011/11/09 23:46:06
    Artist
    +2
    Only 3 minutes, lol! I was having lunch and missed it too.
  • Jacob M... Loverof... 2011/11/10 03:52:48
    Jacob Mahurien
    +2
    Blinked for a whole three minutes?
  • Loverof... Jacob M... 2011/11/10 04:01:44
    Loverofcountry
    +1
    Ya, I took a short nap. lol
  • Lanikai 2011/11/09 22:52:15
    It's a government conspiracy, man!
    Lanikai
    +6
    Ever sine they did this, our business phones will not dial certain 800/866/330 numbers and several other toll free numbers ring back as busy only.

    Other then that, it was just another way they get to test their control mechanism, so they can tell us what to, when to, how to, and where to when the pres declares himself king.
  • Beat Ma... Lanikai 2011/11/09 23:53:08
    Beat Magnum True Hero
    +2
    How much crack do you smoke to believe that, or do you just go straight for the inhalants?
  • ETWolve... Lanikai 2011/11/10 03:31:45 (edited)
    ETWolverine
    +1
    >>>Ever sine they did this, our business phones will not dial certain 800/866/330 numbers and several other toll free numbers ring back as busy only. <<<

    Then you really need to stop trying to call all those phone porn numbers.
  • Lanikai ETWolve... 2011/11/10 15:59:29
    Lanikai
    +1
    LOL, yeah, cause Starr Wheel and Wheel one, just SCREAM porn. Hhahaha
  • Mark In Irvine 2011/11/09 21:53:39 (edited)
    It's a government conspiracy, man!
    Mark In Irvine
    +1
    /snark on/ So, DUDE, like, did the commonists take over your town and rape all the babaliciousness on two feet? Have you seen any 'shroom clouds - wow that would be so gnarley!! 'shrooms are so heavy, man!! LIke wow, man: this whole government conspiracy that Bush caused was like SO BORING over here in California, man ... like you couldn't even tell that that dude Hussein Obama had turned the country over to the Mushlams ... isn't that what you call 'em man? I musta slept through it, man, because like nothing even happened!! WTF!! I dunno if I can trust these people who predict doomsday all the time, man ... like, what's up with them that they see mushlam terrorists under their beds every time that Hussein Obama dude in Washington opens his mouth, man ... those dudes must be smokin' some heavy-licious weed, man!! Later ... /snark off/
  • Mel the Witch POTL PWCM~JLA 2011/11/09 21:38:48
    It's all Bush's fault!
    Mel the Witch POTL PWCM~JLA
    +4
    It's always Bush, Mostly because he not still in office and we have O'dumbo instead.
  • GINGERBREAD 2011/11/09 21:32:17
    It's a government conspiracy, man!
    GINGERBREAD
    +5
    As they say, "WE HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THIS, BUT DON"T BE AFRAID, YOU HAVE THE GOVERMENT'S WORD" Any of you believe that crap? If you do, I have a ocean side property in Arizona, I will sell you, cheep.
  • dandieselonian 2011/11/09 20:58:59
    It's a government conspiracy, man!
    dandieselonian
    +2
    its all to much to deal with
  • GINGERB... dandies... 2011/11/09 23:58:11
    GINGERBREAD
    +6
    Whenever I hear the government tell us "TRUST US, WHAT WE ARE DOING IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD", the hair in the back of my head begins to raise, and I think, "WTF ARE THEY UP TO"
  • JT For ... GINGERB... 2011/11/10 02:50:54
    JT For Political Reform
    +3
    They can't even shut down a few radio and TV stations without screwing it all up, what does that say about Obamacare? All the government is good for is taking our money and screwing up everything we worked all their lives for. And the libs keep drinking out of the same trough expecting different results. Duh! lol
  • Artist JT For ... 2011/11/10 05:31:22
    Artist
    +2
    Got that right!
  • dandies... GINGERB... 2011/11/10 13:24:15
    dandieselonian
    +1
    I try to limit what I listen to from them
  • abycinnamon BN-1 2011/11/09 20:53:02
    It's a government conspiracy, man!
    abycinnamon BN-1
    +2
    Huh. I didn't know about that. I heard about the EAS message on the news last night but I was only half listening - I was either doing this or vampire wars - and then I saw the message on the tube today but nothing else happened. I didn't know it was supposed to be such a big deal. Kinda glad I didn't know.
  • Headhunter 13 2011/11/09 20:50:45
  • Brian ☮ R P ☮ 2012 ☮ 2011/11/09 19:59:33
    It's a government conspiracy, man!
    Brian ☮ R P ☮ 2012 ☮
    +3
    Well, here it is, 5 minutes to 2:00 PM, a full 55 minutes after the shut down, and the only thing that happened here was my cable displayed the EAS for a brief time. Internet never went down, cause I made sure I was streaming some dirty nasty porn at the time of the shutdown, phones are still working, and my cable came back on to the station I had it set to before the EAS. Yep, this was a terrible thing!
  • mambotango 2011/11/09 19:57:30
    Is this a New World Order initiative?
    mambotango
  • Wolfman 2011/11/09 19:49:17
    Is this a New World Order initiative?
    Wolfman
  • Barefoo... Wolfman 2011/11/09 23:18:59
  • Dragon Angel 2011/11/09 19:27:39
    It's a government conspiracy, man!
    Dragon Angel
    +2
    Lol, like most would admit to encrypting their files when the gov doesn't know about it..... Good question, doubt it'll happen anytime soon, but when or if it does, I'm a gonna write a 10 page (at least) back toback letter teling them just tow ticked off I am..... WITH graphics.

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