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Do Conservative Men Have Small Testicles, Or Do They Just Act Like It?

Colbert 2011/05/01 18:02:26
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Yes, Conservative Men Have Extremely Small Testicles
No, Testicle Size Has Nothing To Do With Conservative Men Acting Like Sissies
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  • Joseph E. Bowker, CMSgt, US... 2011/05/01 18:18:49
    Yes, Conservative Men Have Extremely Small Testicles
    Joseph E. Bowker, CMSgt, USAF (Ret)
    +15
    I checked with a Doctor (put on - go ahead, roll your eyes) and told constant lying makes your nose bigger and your Testicles smaller. Poor dears, have no choice to be Characters with big noses and little balls. Conservative women, smaller tits... dears choice characters noses balls conservative women smaller tits Big Nose

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  • oldlady 2011/05/03 16:47:34
    No, Testicle Size Has Nothing To Do With Conservative Men Acting Like Sissies
    oldlady
    +4
    They have TESTICLES? The WONDERS OF PLASTIC SURGERY will never cease to amaze me!

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  • Lulu's Mom oldlady 2011/05/03 17:25:43
    Lulu's Mom
    +3
    And if they can't afford that, there are always STRAP ONs LOL.
  • oldlady Lulu's Mom 2011/05/03 17:37:13 (edited)
    oldlady
    +3
    ...but you need an azz to strap em'to
  • Lulu's Mom oldlady 2011/05/03 17:51:31
    Lulu's Mom
    +1
    Well I guess they could strap it on their heads. since so many of them have such big ones.
  • oldlady Lulu's Mom 2011/05/03 18:34:16
    oldlady
    +1
    Nope, all that air would just deflate out the ears :-/
  • ETpro 2011/05/03 13:20:38
    No, Testicle Size Has Nothing To Do With Conservative Men Acting Like Sissies
    ETpro
    +3
    Right wing authoritarian followers are usually people who spent their childhood in a highly authoritarian home where they were constantly warned by their parents to fear otherness. They grow up convinced that anyone with differing political ideas, skin color, religious beliefs or ethnicity is a terrible threat that must be demonized and neutralized. Their apparent bravado, boasting and swagger are indeed covers for an underlying fear.
  • Colbert ETpro 2011/05/03 21:15:58
    Colbert
    +1
    People fear what they don't know, and if you keep those people stupid, then they won't know a lot and they will fear EVERYTHING.
  • ETpro Colbert 2011/05/04 03:56:06
    ETpro
    +1
    No question that derailing public education is an important step toward establishing a compliant, easily led electorate that will suppor single-party rule.
  • Lulu's Mom 2011/05/02 18:50:19
    Yes, Conservative Men Have Extremely Small Testicles
    Lulu's Mom
    +3
    That explains why so many con men and women are so frustrated and angry.The men because they don't have enough to give. And the women because they ain't getting enough LOL.
  • Colbert Lulu's Mom 2011/05/02 19:00:37
  • Auntie M Lulu's Mom 2011/05/03 15:19:36
    Auntie M
    +1
    Ahhhaahaa! Do you think it is wrong for a woman to think/say another woman "just needs to get laid"? Dried up anal-retentive biatches? Idk, maybe I've been influenced by the pc police, but I still think it sometimes, lol!
  • Lulu's Mom Auntie M 2011/05/03 15:35:38
    Lulu's Mom
    +1
    LOL, they need something that's for sure.
  • Just MEH....Piwan 2011/05/02 18:09:03
    Yes, Conservative Men Have Extremely Small Testicles
    Just MEH....Piwan
    +2
    That's why so many of them like to carry big guns around!
  • ruralntex 2011/05/02 15:50:26
  • Auntie M ruralntex 2011/05/02 15:55:23
    Auntie M
    +1
    This poll is his response to this one (the link he posted above that you obviously neglected to check out) http://www.sodahead.com/topic...
  • Colbert Auntie M 2011/05/02 18:10:07
    Colbert
    +1
    Thank you.
  • Auntie M Colbert 2011/05/02 18:18:25
  • Colbert ruralntex 2011/05/02 18:09:59
    Colbert
    +1
    After reading Margoness's post, do you think your post makes you look cool or does it make you look like a friggen idiot?
  • WGN 2011/05/02 12:01:57
    No, Testicle Size Has Nothing To Do With Conservative Men Acting Like Sissies
    WGN
    +1
    It is niot small testicles, but small brains with narrow minded thinking.
    What they fail to realize is that every time we have had a conservative president in office (with tax ciuts or a low top tax rate) we have had a depression or recession wth the poor getting screwed and the rich getting wealthier.
  • steve 2011/05/02 03:36:40
    No, Testicle Size Has Nothing To Do With Conservative Men Acting Like Sissies
    steve
    +1
    Conservatives are cowardly liars with their lies . Many of them, like Bush, Cheney, Rove ,
    Beck & Rush, lie blatantly . The fools that believe the Republican lies are gullible fools.
    They should be brave & tell the truth, but that would prove the Democrats are usually right.
  • JEFF 2011/05/02 01:59:38
    Yes, Conservative Men Have Extremely Small Testicles
    JEFF
    +2
    SORRY. I MADE A MISTAKE. CONSERVATIVES HAVE NO TESTICLES.
  • sugarbuzz 2011/05/02 01:25:44
    No, Testicle Size Has Nothing To Do With Conservative Men Acting Like Sissies
    sugarbuzz
    +2
    It is the size of what's in the noggin that concerns me, and I think it's empty, so the fact that anything else would also shrink is no surprise. What is it going to take to realize that every administration that has balanced the budget has had to raise taxes....and by letting the wealthiest NOT do so, and corporations get the breaks and legislation they are given, they are killing the America that has come so far since the 19th century.
  • Darwin 2011/05/02 01:25:41
    No, Testicle Size Has Nothing To Do With Conservative Men Acting Like Sissies
    Darwin
    +2
    Actually I dont peek to see their's.But I can vouch one thing,If it is true about the size etc.,Then I cannot possibly be a Conservative.
  • shoovadi 2011/05/02 00:53:15
    No, Testicle Size Has Nothing To Do With Conservative Men Acting Like Sissies
    shoovadi
    +1
    No, conservatives HAVE NO GENITALS, but act like BIG PR$CKS! LOL
  • carolynb 2011/05/02 00:22:35
    No, Testicle Size Has Nothing To Do With Conservative Men Acting Like Sissies
    carolynb
    +3
    I dont know, but they sure do have a very narrow minded view of everything and that could have extended to other body parts.
  • outlaw 2011/05/02 00:14:39
    No, Testicle Size Has Nothing To Do With Conservative Men Acting Like Sissies
    outlaw
    +5
    Problem is the Conservatives with the biggest set are women who look like men......

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  • AndrewHull outlaw 2011/05/02 02:08:03
    AndrewHull
    +3
    Monkey feet for hands?

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  • outlaw AndrewHull 2011/05/02 13:35:47
    outlaw
    +2
    By jove I think we've found the missing link! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
  • oldlady outlaw 2011/05/03 16:40:29
    oldlady
    +1
    "Ah kin' testicle to that"!

    "Ah have groaped men'ah a missing link's gen'ah'tail, and it ain't perty hon'eh...how'evah...they do have ver'ah teenie tiny balls as do Reh'publicans and are good for fitt'in in bah'tween the pea stone in mah' garden and ah' kin use em' ta make teenie tiny little eyeballs fer mah' pet rocks!!

    em ta teenie tiny eyeballs fer mah pet rocks oldlady
  • outlaw oldlady 2011/05/03 22:06:45
    outlaw
    +1
    Hahahahahaha....you're very resourceful!
    But tell me, have you tried seasoning your vegetables with them?
    Oh yes, being as they are as small as pepper grains you can sprinkle them generously for an interesting zing to your veggies!
    You must also try stringing them up with a needle and thread (be careful, you'll need a magnifying glass) and making tiny necklaces for your pet ferrett or gerbel!
    They're tiny, but with imagination there's no end to the delight derived from Republinuts!
  • oldlady outlaw 2011/05/03 23:15:50
    oldlady
    FOFLMAO!!

    "OH LORDY! Ah' am so excited ah' is hav'in ah heart ah'ttack! Ta' hell with take'in as'prin,,, ah' am tak'in Reh'publican balls !!!"
  • Ali ~ In My Heart I Trust ~ 2011/05/01 23:41:15
    Yes, Conservative Men Have Extremely Small Testicles
    Ali ~ In My Heart I Trust ~
    +4
    It's all about compensation......

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  • NatAlex23 2011/05/01 22:09:48
    Yes, Conservative Men Have Extremely Small Testicles
    NatAlex23
    +3
    Why else would they have to tout their giant guns other than to make up for lacking in some other area?
  • Ali ~ I... NatAlex23 2011/05/01 23:47:22
  • AndrewHull 2011/05/01 20:04:29
    Yes, Conservative Men Have Extremely Small Testicles
    AndrewHull
  • misterz 2011/05/01 20:00:41
    Yes, Conservative Men Have Extremely Small Testicles
    misterz
  • Auntie M 2011/05/01 19:55:18
    No, Testicle Size Has Nothing To Do With Conservative Men Acting Like Sissies
    Auntie M
    +2
    Hey, what happened to the one you posted yesterday? Did it get too, umm ugly?
  • Colbert Auntie M 2011/05/02 04:03:28 (edited)
    Colbert
    +2
    Someone put up a thread after that, which this one is in reference to.
    http://www.sodahead.com/unite...
    Worth a report? Against TOS?
  • Auntie M Colbert 2011/05/02 04:08:24
    Auntie M
    +1
    Shhheeeeesh! Yeah, I would report it, it is a personal attack POLL! That is just ridiculous. And they are starting to hammer on Isma who is sticking up for you!
  • Colbert Auntie M 2011/05/02 04:10:00
    Colbert
    +1
    Which is weird, because she blocked me.

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