JoeBtfsplk 2012/07/14 23:07:43
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4:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
4:05 PM Singing of "God Damn America" led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM Pledge of Allegiance to Obama

4:15 PM Ceremonial 'I Hate America' led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire , Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM Al Sharpton Leads Castrati Choir in Singing, "Great Balls of Fire"

5:00 PM UFO Abduction Survival , Joe Biden
5:30 PM Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite
5:45 PM Tribute to All 57 States

6:00 PM Joe Biden Delivers 100,000-Word Speech Featuring 23-Minute Question and 2-Hour Answer Session
8:30 PM Airing of Grievances by the Clintons
9:00 PM Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of Obama Girl

9:15 PM Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo , Michael Moore
9:45 PM Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangel
10:00 PM Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners, Rosie O'Donnell

10:30 PM Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for Iraq & Afghanistan
11:00 PM Obama Energy Plan Symposium/Tire Gauge Demonstration
11:15 PM Free Gov. Blagojevich rally

11:30 PM Obama Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish , Obama Presiding
12:00 AM Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher

12:01 AM Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior
12:05 AM Celestial Choirs Sing *
3:00 AM Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech

* Note: There is one omission in the list above: Memorial recognition of Obama's surrogate son, Trayvon Martin, will be in conjunction with the 12:05 AM event.
OPTION: Closing with a "Declaration of War" on the rich; to be decided just before the Convention. Mitt Romney will be declared "Public Enemy Number One".
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  • A Founding Father 2012/07/15 03:37:16
    Have to beg off - a root canal appt.
    A Founding Father
    This is a good example of the lacking depth to which these RWNJs are capable of digesting the problems we face today. Such ignorance is the reason these problems seem to have no solutions. Half the members of Congress know they represent the likes of "Joe" here, and can skid by with doing nothing, just spending some money and making stupid comments now and then for Fox network to broadcast to the "Joes" and certified
  • Mr. T 2012/07/15 01:49:53
    Have to beg off - a root canal appt.
    Mr. T
    Well done Joe.
  • Tasine 2012/07/15 00:31:23
    Mother in Law is Visiting - Sorry!
    What a delightful commentary of the Democrat Party! Kudos to the writer! I couldn't have said it better!
  • angelbaby 2012/07/14 23:56:17
    Have to beg off - a root canal appt.
    I can hear it now!!! Lol
    beg root canal appt hear lol
  • ed 2012/07/14 23:34:09
    Have to beg off - a root canal appt.
    then after that some surgery on my colon
  • Yuffie ♫ K-POP Dance Guru 2012/07/14 23:30:04
    Have to beg off - a root canal appt.
    Yuffie ♫ K-POP Dance Guru
  • Schläue~© 2012/07/14 23:16:34
    Have to beg off - a root canal appt.
  • CuppaT Child of God 2012/07/14 23:11:30
    Have to beg off - a root canal appt.
    CuppaT   Child of God
    So are you really trying to show us just how ignorant you truly are? If so, you can stop now. We're convinced.
  • JoeBtfsplk CuppaT ... 2012/07/14 23:31:12
    Will you be singing "God Damn America" ?

    I bet you will.

    What kind of a loser are you?
  • ed JoeBtfsplk 2012/07/14 23:35:35
    great post by the way
  • Tasine CuppaT ... 2012/07/15 00:33:06
    Nothing could have described the DNC better - unless the word "criminal" had been placed in there somewhere. LOL. Those jokers are laughable when they think they are so serious.

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