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Dem State Senator Adds ‘Every Sperm Is Sacred' Clause to ‘Personhood' Bill

ProudProgressive 2012/02/08 02:49:31
Dem state senator adds ‘Every sperm is sacred' clause to ‘personhood' bill
By David Ferguson
Tuesday, February 7, 2012

A pro-choice Democratic legislator has taken a novel approach to fighting an Oklahoma "personhood" bill. According to the blog Jezebel, State Senator Constance Johnson of Oklahoma City has introduced a measure that calls to mind the famous Monty Python "Every Sperm is Sacred" sketch from the 1983 film "The Meaning of Life."

The concept of "personhood" defines human life as beginning at the moment of conception and, in the case of Oklahoma's pending Senate Bill 1433, says that the resulting fetus "at every stage of development (has) all the rights, privileges, and immunities available to other persons, citizens, and residents of this state." If Senate Bill 1433 were to become law, all forms of abortion and some forms of contraception would be considered murder and therefore illegal.

Sen. Johnson, who represents Oklahoma's 48th District has introduced an amendment to the bill mandating that the same rights and benefits be granted to spermatozoa, writing, "However, any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman's vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child."

This would outlaw masturbation by men, anal sex, sex with condoms, all forms of fellatio to completion, as well as numerous other acts. She later withdrew the measure, but stated that she had inserted it to highlight the absurdity and sexism inherent in the current bill.

A second legislator, Democrat Jim Wilson attempted to introduce an amendment stating that all men would be responsible for the full support and well-being of any woman carrying their child for the duration of the pregnancy, including housing, food, transportation, and all medical costs. The amendment failed.

A similar bill to Senate Bill 1433 was defeated at the polls in Mississippi in November.

Watch the Monty Python musical number "Every Sperm is Sacred," embedded via YouTube, below:

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  • ὤTṻnde΄ӂ 2012/02/08 03:04:42
    ὤTṻnde΄ӂ
    +6
    That's really funny....every sperm is sacred. I don't think any man should ever be allowed to propose bills about a woman's body and what she prefers to do with that body. Get men detached from a woman's boobs and out of a woman's uterus. They don't belong there.

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  • Lady Whitewolf 2012/02/08 10:17:17
    Lady Whitewolf
    +1
    I SECOND TUNDE!!!
  • luvguins 2012/02/08 04:07:40
    luvguins
    +4
    Always good to show the Christian Taliban how insane they are pushing these personhood bills. Since some fertilized ovas never attach they are flushed out with the following period. How do they monitor that? Geez, what ignorance abounds with pro-lifers.
  • Bilingual required sucks 2012/02/08 03:36:01 (edited)
    Bilingual required sucks
    +4
    As a man I would have already gone to jail 800,000 times for all those poor sperm I flushed down the loo.
  • Lady Wh... Bilingu... 2012/02/08 10:18:05
    Lady Whitewolf
    +1
    lolz! hey, at least you're honest....
  • keymanjim 2012/02/08 03:12:59 (edited)
    keymanjim
    I use to joke that the democrats are this stupid. It's disheartening when they show me that I may not have been joking.

    That girl needs to learn about genetics.
  • ProudPr... keymanjim 2012/02/08 03:17:48
    ProudProgressive
    +6
    It wasn't a serious proposal, key. The point was to illustrate how asinine these "personhood" bills are. Since these ridiculous bills seek to criminalize a woman's body, this is intended to make the men who push these bills feel what it's like for someone to invade their bodies. Haven't you ever noticed that the loudest and most violent anti-choice extremists are all male?
  • keymanjim ProudPr... 2012/02/08 03:23:36
    keymanjim
    A legislative hissy-fit. Got it.
  • Lady Wh... ProudPr... 2012/02/08 10:18:58
    Lady Whitewolf
    +1
    "Haven't you ever noticed that the loudest and most violent anti-choice extremists are all male?"

    I SURE HAVE!
  • ὤTṻnde΄ӂ 2012/02/08 03:04:42
    ὤTṻnde΄ӂ
    +6
    That's really funny....every sperm is sacred. I don't think any man should ever be allowed to propose bills about a woman's body and what she prefers to do with that body. Get men detached from a woman's boobs and out of a woman's uterus. They don't belong there.
  • Lady Wh... ὤTṻnde΄ӂ 2012/02/08 10:16:56
    Lady Whitewolf
    +1
    COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER!!!
  • ὤTṻnde΄ӂ Lady Wh... 2012/02/08 20:10:37
    ὤTṻnde΄ӂ
    +1
    Thanks.
  • Lady Wh... ὤTṻnde΄ӂ 2012/02/08 23:38:08
    Lady Whitewolf
    +1
    any time!
  • The Electrician 2012/02/08 02:58:46
    The Electrician
    +4
    Good Strategy, Someone once told me, according to the Bible, "it's better to cast the seed to a harlot, than to cast it to the wind." Well, we all know that Conservatives are "jerk offs", this just proves the point.
  • antiteaparty 2012/02/08 02:54:32

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