Delaware, Who is Chris Coons (Christine O'Donnell's opponent)???

Maybe there’s just something in the Kenyan water. Kenya is the common denominator between everyone’s favorite
revolutionary Barack Obama and everyone’s now favorite “bearded Marxist” Chris
Coons who is running for US Senate against Christine O’Donnell in Delaware. Like
Mr. Obama, Coons is a relatively unknown political figure and the democrats
would probably like to keep it that way.

Since we can pull out the 15 year old video of Christine O’Donnell talking about her opposition to
masturbation, are we allowed to talk about a 25 year old article written by
Coons for the Amherst College Newspaper?
Depends on who you ask I guess.

Coons wrote the above mentioned
article when he was a young lad of 21. In the article he talks about his
transformation from a close minded
conservative to an open minded bearded Marxist. Chris Coons is an enlightened
fellow the libs would say. Had he gone from bearded Marxist to conservative
they’d say he was brainwashed.

Chris Coons, who is leading Christine O’Donnell by double digits, says that
the source of his “conversion”
was a trip to Kenya. How lovely. He said it was a trip outside of America that
helped him realize just how crappy America was. Okay, he didn’t say that but the
implication is there. He says instead of appreciating America when he got back
he began to question America.

He wrote that his friends joked about Africa being a catalytic converter,
taking clean shaven, clear thinking Americans and transforming
them into bearded Marxists. Hey, did Barack Obama ever have a beard? Can he
even grow a beard?

Of course it’s doubtful that Chris Coons’
bearded Marxist paper will get half the scrutiny that O’Donnell’s masturbation
video will receive. You know, because one’s propensity to masturbate or not is
so much more important that their views of Marxism and Capitalism while serving
in the US Senate.

Vote well Delaware.