Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman?
Quintessential Brother The Conservative Liberal
2010/12/02 12:03:03
November 11, 2010 by Dead Serious News
The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.” A
38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after
becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime
took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington,
Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of
the dead and necrophilia.
According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged
victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being
alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with
him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after
several minutes. A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy
test while receiving a routine medical exam. Upon telling her doctor
the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified.
Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a
few blocks from the mortuary.
In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.
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Top Opinion
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Eric ~ The Logician 2010/12/02 17:24:50
she was that hard up LOL. Get some plastic next time you will not get pregnant or for
that matter go to to jail.
Could this erection been the man's effort to find a pathway to heaven?
In which case it seems he succeeded, perhaps.
snopes false FAIL
NOT REAL!!
It's sick and tmi I know but you probably wouldn't need brain function for this... the sperm though, if any, I doubt would be alive.
lol. Nevermind.
This was not consensual sex as I see it.
This was rape of a sort.
Is a male rapist subject to child support if the woman gets pregnant?
That would make some sense.
Bad acts should not be rewarded.
You always have a way of putting things, Lmao.