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Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman?

Quintessential Brother The Conservative Liberal 2010/12/02 12:03:03
Related Topics: Police, Crime, Child Support

November 11, 2010 by Dead Serious News

The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.” A
38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after
becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime
took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington,
Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of
the dead and necrophilia.


According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged
victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being
alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with
him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after
several minutes. A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy
test while receiving a routine medical exam. Upon telling her doctor
the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified.
Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a
few blocks from the mortuary.


In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.

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  • theresa 2012/01/16 18:00:00
    theresa
    +2
    What is the world coming too,now this twisted person goes and have sex with a dead man. I thought I heard it all she needs serious help. Too sad for her baby to grow up nowing his or her mom concieved him or her by a dead man. What was she thinking
    she was that hard up LOL. Get some plastic next time you will not get pregnant or for
    that matter go to to jail.
  • D'eath 2012/01/09 20:12:26
    D'eath
    I'm wondering.

    Could this erection been the man's effort to find a pathway to heaven?

    In which case it seems he succeeded, perhaps.
  • blindfaith 2012/01/09 19:26:39
    blindfaith
    +1
    "Felicity Marmaduke", yeah right, LMAO !!!
  • Lizzy 2012/01/09 17:36:43
    Lizzy
    +1
    If this is True then they have buried this man Alive !!!!!
  • Billy t... Lizzy 2012/01/09 18:43:55
    Billy the kid
    +1
    Well, Lizzy, sweetie- if it IS True, then it would appear that ONE part of him was VERY much alive! If so, all I can say then is- what a man!!!!
  • Lizzy Billy t... 2012/01/09 19:55:23
    Lizzy
    +1
    Yep, LOL, i agree with you, but not someone i want to meet Alive or Dead chuckle chuckle.
  • Billy the kid 2012/01/09 17:32:45
    Billy the kid
    +1
    Pull the other one-the one with the bells on it!!!
    who are you kidding
  • Marlena Omotayo 2012/01/06 23:43:15
    Marlena Omotayo
    +1
    Marmaduke must be out of her mind tryin to sue, b**** you were f*ckin a dead man, they should be sueing you
  • Twinky 2011/05/06 18:09:22 (edited)
    Twinky
    In fact: http://www.snopes.com/politic...

    snopes false FAIL
  • Relvain 2011/04/11 07:13:50
    Relvain
    +2
    If I had no family at all and this happen. I would lmao and then ask the create a serious question. Come On, I wanted a family all my live but you have my corspe father a child what's the deal?
  • janeske 2011/01/13 12:49:09
  • Quintes... janeske 2011/01/13 14:49:12
    Quintessential Brother The Conservative Liberal
    I think it's pretty obvious...
  • fuzzy Ken "In G*d We Trust" 2010/12/08 23:16:17
    fuzzy Ken "In G*d We Trust"
    +1
    Necrophilia: Because it ain't rape if they're dead. The dead never say no.
  • ♥ Emily the "Cutie Banana P... 2010/12/05 07:34:21
    ♥ Emily the "Cutie Banana Pie" ♥
    +1
    Whoa...O_O Sometimes, I think it's best NOT to read these blogs.

    whoa oo read blogs whoa
  • Isma'ila (God has heard)! 2010/12/03 06:39:54
    Isma'ila (God has heard)!
    +1
    That women is a perverted whore! How dare she do that!
  • Queen B 2010/12/03 03:25:14
  • Diana 2010/12/03 03:03:18
    Diana
    +2
    Isn't Marmaduke a dog?
  • Quintes... Diana 2010/12/03 13:28:09
    Quintessential Brother The Conservative Liberal
    +1
    Yes... and I wouldn't be surprised if she has had sexual relations with him either!
  • Edward 2010/12/03 02:25:43
    Edward
    +1
    I'll be a monkeys uncle ill monkeys uncle i m not crazy
  • Double A 2010/12/03 01:31:45
    Double A
    This takes desperate for sex to a whole new level!
  • sue 2010/12/03 00:38:39 (edited)
    sue
    +1
    no way would he feel that and have orgasm he would have tohave brain function, there is no way. I can understand being stiff but not like a real person.
  • chaoski... sue 2010/12/03 06:07:39
    chaoskitty123
    +1
    They actually can and it's a documented fact as necrophiliacs can tell you. Apparently, the nerves in a mans genitalia as very sensitive and just as a dead body can move because of nerves long after they die... men can still get erections. There is a time period though for this because if the blood congeals it's not supposed to happen but some morticians who have had to dig bodies up have found dead men with erections weeks after their death.

    It's sick and tmi I know but you probably wouldn't need brain function for this... the sperm though, if any, I doubt would be alive.
  • La 2010/12/03 00:33:51
    La
    +5
    I love this story. I doubt she'll get the child support.
  • Georgean 2010/12/02 23:46:46
    Georgean
    +2
    How long has his happy juice been frozen? happy juice frozen popcicle
  • apachehellfire65 2010/12/02 23:38:23
    apachehellfire65
    +2
    i need to see a pic of this chick! how fugly are you that your humping dead people?
  • Nick~believe ^MOTOOP^ 2010/12/02 23:08:20
    Nick~believe ^MOTOOP^
    +3
    I'll bet his family were surprised to know he still had it in him....
  • Psykhê Nick~be... 2010/12/02 23:24:40
    Psykhê
    +5
    I'll bet her family were surpised to know she had...

    lol. Nevermind.
  • Nick~be... Psykhê 2010/12/02 23:26:06
    Nick~believe ^MOTOOP^
    +2
    lol... I'd imagine so...
  • Warren - Novus Ordo Seclorum 2010/12/02 20:11:39
    Warren - Novus Ordo Seclorum
    +5
    I think the man was just pretending to be dead to attract necropholiacs.
  • Carabella 2010/12/02 18:43:25
    Carabella
    +3
    um...ew.
  • RickLoosemore 2010/12/02 18:16:31 (edited)
    RickLoosemore
    +1
    I Always thought it required blood pressure to get a woody , If she caught it fresh enough she might've extracted some jam , then inserted........ Something smells a little fishy about this story ,The Only Way I Can See This Is To Redefine The Term "Deadhead" ...LOL..........Pretty Catchy Names Of The Mortuary , & Slutspect story redefine term deadhead lol pretty catchy names mortuary slutspect story redefine term deadhead lol pretty catchy names mortuary slutspect
  • 2468 2010/12/02 18:12:17 (edited)
    2468
    +4
    Who pays the child support?
    This was not consensual sex as I see it.
    This was rape of a sort.
    Is a male rapist subject to child support if the woman gets pregnant?
    That would make some sense.
    Bad acts should not be rewarded.
  • Johna Hoskins 2010/12/02 17:56:47
    Johna Hoskins
    +4
    That's messed up! Wonder if the man's family will want a parternity test?
  • Che Guevara - Hero 2010/12/02 17:45:27
    Che Guevara - Hero
    +6
    Funny Story, I don't think people are supposed to believe this is true though.
  • Spent 2010/12/02 17:33:51
    Spent
    +5
    I want to see what the woman looks like.
  • Scott ヶBrony Of PHAETヶ 2010/12/02 17:28:55
    Scott ヶBrony Of PHAETヶ
    +4
    Isn't necrophilia a crime?
  • Disko P... Scott ヶ... 2010/12/02 17:30:06
    Disko Pickle
    +6
    Well, the guy's dead already. How can you possibly punish him for his crime?
  • Johna H... Disko P... 2010/12/02 17:58:58 (edited)
    Johna Hoskins
    +4
    or have to pay chid support? Lmao. Or would the baby recieve social security for the loss of a parent?
  • Disko P... Johna H... 2010/12/02 18:01:00
    Disko Pickle
    +6
    All I know is that we've got one more deadbeat dad, and that sucks.
  • Johna H... Disko P... 2010/12/02 18:07:18
    Johna Hoskins
    +4


    You always have a way of putting things, Lmao.

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