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In a surprise move, the
CPUSA (Communist Party USA) has announced a lawsuit against the
Democratic Party and its leadership for the alleged theft of
intellectual property. The plaintiffs claim that the entire so-called
"new" Democratic agenda is, in fact, the product of a decades-long,
painstaking campaign by CPUSA theorists, agitators, and underground
subversive cells - which makes it the intellectual property of the
Communist Party USA, protected by American copyright laws.

"They
stole our entire platform, rebranded it 'progressive', and claimed it as
their own," declared a CPUSA spokesperson at a press conference in San
Francisco. "And we communists say, not so fast! Not in this country
anyway, where we still have property rights and the rule of law, thank
God! Actually, let me rephrase that..."
~
francisco communists fast country property rights rule law god rephraseThe Communist Party representative
explained that government ownership of the auto and financial
industries, redistribution of wealth, and free rationed healthcare have
always been among the glorious CPUSA objectives: "We held on to these
goals through all the difficult years of factional infighting, purges,
denunciations, and heroic espionage on behalf of the Soviet intelligence
services.

"This may seem like a foreign idea to you, but we
sacrificed everything for it - our friends, our neighbors, and our
nation. We suffered from all kinds of ulcers and split personality
disorders by blindly following Stalin's directives. We risked our
chances of promotion within US government agencies by dutifully
advancing Soviet foreign policy. And for what? So that some spoiled
Democrats could ride on our backs to power while throwing us crumbs in
the form of minor cabinet appointments?

"It's just like taking
someone else's hard-earned income and redistributing it! ... Never mind,
bad example... It's like infiltrating a respectable organization and
taking over its management while engaging in subversive propaganda and
the rewriting of history... Whoops, bad example again... It's like being
devoid of moral standards and rejecting all the norms and values of
Judeo-Christian civilization... No, that was totally inappropriate.
Scratch that...

"It's time we got our fair share of credit from
the current administration. As a gesture of good will, we would be
pleased to accept the credit in the form of stimulus checks, subsidies,
and loan guarantees for our members. If not now, when?"

CPUSA
lawyers presented documents to the press showing that the Democratic
platform of 2010, almost-line-for-line, reiterates the CPUSA platform of
1963. As the lead attorney for the plaintiffs pointed out, even a
casual reading shows that while the rhetoric occasionally varies, the
underlying policies are nearly identical.

"If the public knew
that all the Democrat ideas are ours, we'd have more high-paying jobs in
the Obama administration," remarked the CPUSA spokesperson. "While all
our members can't be czars, we should at least get royalties. We can't
survive on government handouts alone, not yet anyway."

This
announcement seems to overturn past communist policy favoring the
liquidation of czars and royalty.

The Democratic National
Committee has declined to issue an official comment on the lawsuit, but a
high-ranking White House official stated privately that this
development is the result of an historically inevitable "convergence of
opposites" - a philosophical concept outlined by Karl Marx and Friedrich
Engels - whereby the American public catches up with the glorious
promise of communism, while the CPUSA becomes so American that it
becomes embroiled in litigation. "Don't quote me on this," he added,
"but Barack and I believe we can easily reconcile whatever minor
differences we have with the CPUSA, and work together to prepare
Americans for the final march, in well-organized and neat columns,
towards our radiant progressive future."

prepare americans final march well-organized neat columns radiant progressive future

Comrades this is very upsetting for my kin who swall… err follow the
Dear Leader. I do hope they won't be ashamed of this flagrant
intellectual theft they have committed.
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  • hook texasred 2010/04/18 22:50:55
    hook
    +2
    this one hates commies hates commies
  • texasred hook 2010/04/18 23:10:22
    texasred
    +2
    I knew you'd find a proud, freedom-loving beagle!!
  • hook texasred 2010/04/18 23:14:37
    hook
    +2
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  • texasred hook 2010/04/18 23:19:09
    texasred
    +2
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  • hook texasred 2010/04/18 23:23:28
  • texasred hook 2010/04/19 05:42:23
    texasred
    +2
    Only you, hook, could make me laugh like this. I never saw the movie, but I obviously missed a good one!
  • Torchmanner ~PWCM~JLA 2010/04/18 22:20:34
    Torchmanner ~PWCM~JLA
    +4
    obaaaaama says so, in his own words, in his books. obaaaaama books
  • Hawkeye 2010/04/18 22:17:59
    Hawkeye
    +4
    A news report that you'll NEVER see on the Left Wing Proaganda networks..

    "Putin Warns USA About Socialism.

    Russian Prime Minister Vladamir Putin has said the US should take a lesson from the pages of Russian history and not exercise “excessive intervention in economic activity and blind faith in the state’s omnipotence”.

    “In the 20th century, the Soviet Union made the state’s role absolute,” Putin said during a speech at the opening ceremony of the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland. “In the long run, this made the Soviet economy totally uncompetitive. This lesson cost us dearly. I am sure nobody wants to see it repeated.”

    Sounding more like Barry Goldwater than the former head of the KGB, Putin said, “Nor should we turn a blind eye to the fact that the spirit of free enterprise, including the principle of personal responsibility of businesspeople, investors, and shareholders for their decisions, is being eroded in the last few months. There is no reason to believe that we can achieve better results by shifting responsibility onto the state.”

    Putin also cautioned the US against using military Keynesianism to lift its economy out of recession, saying, “in the longer run, militarization won’t solve the problem but will rather quell it temporarily. What it will do i...



    A news report that you'll NEVER see on the Left Wing Proaganda networks..

    "Putin Warns USA About Socialism.

    Russian Prime Minister Vladamir Putin has said the US should take a lesson from the pages of Russian history and not exercise “excessive intervention in economic activity and blind faith in the state’s omnipotence”.

    “In the 20th century, the Soviet Union made the state’s role absolute,” Putin said during a speech at the opening ceremony of the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland. “In the long run, this made the Soviet economy totally uncompetitive. This lesson cost us dearly. I am sure nobody wants to see it repeated.”

    Sounding more like Barry Goldwater than the former head of the KGB, Putin said, “Nor should we turn a blind eye to the fact that the spirit of free enterprise, including the principle of personal responsibility of businesspeople, investors, and shareholders for their decisions, is being eroded in the last few months. There is no reason to believe that we can achieve better results by shifting responsibility onto the state.”

    Putin also cautioned the US against using military Keynesianism to lift its economy out of recession, saying, “in the longer run, militarization won’t solve the problem but will rather quell it temporarily. What it will do is squeeze huge financial and other resources from the economy instead of finding better and wiser uses for them.” Putin’s comments come in sharp contrast to Russia’s own military buildup and expansion.

    Putin also echoed the words of conservative maverick Ron Paul when he said, “we must assess the real situation and write off all hopeless debts and ‘bad’ assets. True, this will be an extremely painful and unpleasant process. Far from everyone can accept such measures, fearing for their capitalization, bonuses, or reputation. However, we would ‘conserve’ and prolong the crisis, unless we clean up our balance sheets.”

    “The time for enlightenment has come. We must calmly, and without gloating, assess the root causes of this situation and try to peek into the future.”"
    (more)
  • chaoski... Hawkeye 2010/04/18 23:16:38
    chaoskitty123
    +3
    Did you ever think you'd see the day we would have Conservative Americans agreeing with a Russian leader because our own government has become so much more like the old Soviet Union now than Russia itself is?
  • Ripped1... chaoski... 2010/04/19 00:25:23
    Ripped1X...
    +2
    Russia learned their lesson the hard way.
  • chaoski... Ripped1... 2010/04/19 00:35:33
    chaoskitty123
    +1
    Yeah, and we aren't. It's not just the leftwing Liberals Ripped... read up and learn the true origins of the neoconservatives as the are Conservatives in name only and began as Liberals who to this day still believe in the welfare state explaining all the big spending people like Bush did and his getting us into wars when Republicans for most of the 20th century opposed war... not the neocons as from the point they broke away from the New Liberals during the Great Depression, they've been warhawks.
  • BUCKY-- SKYNYRD 2010/04/18 22:11:26
    BUCKY-- SKYNYRD
    +4
    Joseph McCarthy is laughing in his grave!
  • Kokie 2010/04/18 21:29:28
  • ☆The Rock☆ * AFCL* The Sheriff!!
    +7
    That about right too!! Doesn't suprise me one bit! The democratic party is hijacked by radicals! suprise democratic party hijacked radicals
  • enlightened one 2010/04/18 21:24:57
    enlightened one
    +6
    That is the exact description of communism. What makes any of the Democrats claim that their proposals for America is not communism?
  • Promises 2010/04/18 20:52:03
    Promises
    +1
    Is this legit?
  • texasred Promises 2010/04/18 22:24:13
    texasred
    +1
    Yep... it sure is. I checked: http://www.aarp.org/community...
  • Quiet Lady texasred 2010/04/19 00:15:38 (edited)
    Quiet Lady
    Read the whole article. No, it is not true.
    Here, read the turth
    http://crushliberalism.com/20...
  • texasred Quiet Lady 2010/04/19 05:43:50
    texasred
    +2
    Damn. That's too bad. What kind of poetic justice would that have been? Cause it pretty damn close to the truth.
  • gimini210 Promises 2010/04/18 23:08:25
    gimini210
    +1
    http://www.arguewitheveryone....

    http://thepeoplescube.com/red...

    http://www.blrag.com/smack-ta...

    All you have to do is type in CPUSA sues Democrats and all kinds of sites come up. Even ones out of this country.

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