Colbert Nails it: ‘None of the Above’ is a Better Choice Than Romney for Republicans

It’s pretty clear at this point that quite a few Republicans are realizing they’re stuck with Mitt Romney. I mean, the reality is sinking in. And I do mean sinking.

Romney isn’t looking like much to root for at the moment. It’s unclear whether Republicans driven purely by hatred for Obama have noticed by now that Romney never says the same thing twice, but when you’re the Republican presidential nominee (and Romney is sure to be) and George F. Will not only says Romney is losing the argument on Bain Capital but criticizes him for not releasing his tax returns, it’s time to reassess his approach.

Romney is a guy who won’t run based on his record as governor of Massachusetts. He can’t do that. As governor of Massachusetts Romney was basically a liberal.

So Romney says ‘I can’t talk about being governor but I can talk about Bain. I was great at Bain!’

And now we know why: he outsourced jobs. He says he retired retroactively but as has been pointed out, he signed documents as CEO of Bain while he was allegedly retired. No matter how you look at it, Mitt lied to someone, either to Bain or to the SEC.