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Christians guide to stores that celebrate christmas.

MUGEN :: 無限 2009/12/10 00:42:20
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Have you ever walked into a Gucci store during Christmas and were not greeted with "Merry Christmas" but a generic and more considerate (to all other beliefs) phrase such as "happy holidays"? Did you get the urge to knock the sales associate on their behind? Or possibly set the store on fire?!

Well, now you can see which store is as close minded as you are, so you can shop there and boycott every other store that respects all of their customers (not only you). You can even submit your own American-values-rage-driven reviews:

http://standforchristmas.com/pages/home

shop boycott store respects customers submit american-values-rage-driven reviews httpstandforchristmas compageshome
How blatantly awesome is that?
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  • seathanaich 2009/12/10 19:33:16
    Oh no.
    seathanaich
    +2
    Great example of Christian "love" and tolerance in 5 . 4 . 3 . 2 . 1 .

    "Did you get the urge to knock the sales associate on their behind? Or possibly set the store on fire?"

    And all this rage against what? Pedophiles? People who have a cruel puppy mill?

    Nope. For someone who wishes you "happy holidays".

    No wonder Christian "love" requires irony quotes around it.

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  • pitmail2019 2010/01/03 18:05:53
    Oh no.
    pitmail2019
    set the store on fire? possible you need to talk to somebody
  • Liza Jane 2009/12/12 05:53:11
    Oh no.
    Liza Jane
    That's so stupid. Get over it. Christmas isn't the only celebratory holiday in December where gift-giving is a tradition.

    How arrogant.
  • MUGEN :... Liza Jane 2009/12/12 21:34:08
    MUGEN :: 無限
    yet another person, failing miserably at grasping sarcasm.
  • Liza Jane MUGEN :... 2009/12/12 21:56:56
    Liza Jane
    Not necessarily referring to you as the poster but to the people who made the list.
  • MUGEN :... Liza Jane 2009/12/12 22:15:10
    MUGEN :: 無限
    I see. Misunderstanding.
  • Liza Jane MUGEN :... 2009/12/12 23:01:46
    Liza Jane
    No prob. :-)
  • Death 2009/12/10 20:37:41
    YES!
    Death
    +1
    Now that we know where theyll be, we can move forward with our evil atheist plans to destroy them all.
  • seathanaich 2009/12/10 19:33:16
    Oh no.
    seathanaich
    +2
    Great example of Christian "love" and tolerance in 5 . 4 . 3 . 2 . 1 .

    "Did you get the urge to knock the sales associate on their behind? Or possibly set the store on fire?"

    And all this rage against what? Pedophiles? People who have a cruel puppy mill?

    Nope. For someone who wishes you "happy holidays".

    No wonder Christian "love" requires irony quotes around it.
  • MUGEN :... seathan... 2009/12/10 19:50:10
    MUGEN :: 無限
    You obviously fail hard at grasping sarcasm. A look at my profile would make you feel ashamed.
  • seathan... MUGEN :... 2009/12/10 19:56:30 (edited)
    seathanaich
    I judge posts on what they contain. I don't read people's profiles, and perhaps this should illustrate that just because you do, other's don't.

    "You obviously fail hard at grasping sarcasm."

    When it's indistinguishable from what many people think, and in written format, that shouldn't be a surprise. Appparently nobody else who read your "sarcasm" recognised it as such other, which suggests that your ability to write sarcasm is poor, despite your rude inability to accept that, and preference to instead insult the intelligence of others.
  • MUGEN :... seathan... 2009/12/10 20:20:13
    MUGEN :: 無限
    Many people in this poll recognized the sarcasm.

    Again this is a prime example of failure. stop using excuses. It is written in pure sarcastic form. My ability to write sarcasm is well defined and constructed. I simply can't spell out for every oblivious mind out there,
  • seathan... MUGEN :... 2009/12/10 21:10:04
    seathanaich
    You didn't shit on Jordan. Or Mr P Kitty (top comment, no less). They obviously didn't get your "sarcasm".
  • SATAN 2009/12/10 10:36:42
    Oh no.
    SATAN
    ha ha ha ha ha ......

    store assisstants will say anything to encourage you to spend...

    Nice bulge in the crotch sir... damn I'd buy the whole store contents for that....

    assisstants encourage spend bulge crotch sir damn buy store contents
  • thekidflash 2009/12/10 04:15:51
    Oh no.
    thekidflash
    My problem is with the people complaining about the lack of salvation army guys infront of target. They have rules against Solicitation so if they let the salvation army guys do it they have to let everyone do it, or something like that.

    I mean Target Donates to dozens of charities, we as team members are offered chances for volunteer work etc etc.

    Really it's up to the employee to decide what to say.
    Besides, I'm an atheist. Why should I cater to their little nitpicks?
  • Jordan 2009/12/10 02:13:10
    Oh no.
    Jordan
    +1
    "Did you get the urge to knock the sales associate on their behind?"

    So that's what Christianity is all about. Someone needs to tell Jesus that "love one another" doesn't apply any more.
  • MrPKitty 2009/12/10 01:57:54
    Oh no.
    MrPKitty
    +2
    How whiney little spoiled brattish can you get?
  • Crazyloop 2009/12/10 01:18:12
    YES!
    Crazyloop
    Please! Let the christians go to special stores. I will go elsewhere.
  • Chole 2009/12/10 00:54:03 (edited)
    Oh no.
    Chole
    the best store for a holiday greeting is Abercrombie & Fitch - the men greet you bare chested and they are so f***hot!
  • Futureman 2009/12/10 00:50:48
    YES!
    Futureman
    +1
    doesn't have to be Christmas, people never greet me when i walk into a store
  • MUGEN :... Futureman 2009/12/10 00:51:50
    MUGEN :: 無限
    +1
    Must be lack of charm.
  • Your friendly neighborhood ... 2009/12/10 00:43:31
    Oh no.
    Your friendly neighborhood stalker
    ...That's messed up. :P

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