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HE'S SINGING *THE NATIONAL ANTHEM TO KENYA! *(CUT THE MIKE!)

"LIVE FROM NEW YORK!!! It's Saturday Nite Live"

"I Give Big Thanks To The Hand That I Lost Virginity To". Haha Idk..

too elite to say "gas relief"

It was at that point that I turned the bottled water to Pinot Grigiot...

"And this is the flag I saluted while reciting the Declaration of Independence as I ordered Osama bin Laden's death in my star-spangled boxers. Patriotic enough, yet?"

You forgot to add the line, "Pay no attention to the largest tax increase on the middle class in the history of America."

Is that right after the "lowest middle class tax rate in the past 3 decades"?

"Something I don't care about...well because i'm not 18 yet.."

Think of me, think of me fondly
When we've said goodbye
Remember me once in a while
Please promise me, you'll try

Then you'll find that once again you long
To take your heart back and be free
If you'll ever find a moment
Spare a thought for me

We never said our love was evergreen
Or as unchanging as the sea
But if you can still remember
Stop and think of me

Think of all the things
We've shared and seen
Don't think about the way
Things might have been

Think of me, think of me waking
Silent and resigned
Imagine me trying too hard
To put you from my mind

Recall those days, look back on all those times
Think of those things we'll never do
There will never be a day
When I won't think of you

Can it be? Can it be Christine?
Bravo

Long ago, it seems so long ago
How young and innocent we were
She may not remember me
But I remember her

Flowers fade, the fruits of summer fade
They have their seasons, so do we
But please promise me that sometimes
You will think of me

How sad... I actually had to look up the lyrics to remember where this was from.

I believe Obama would say such a thing as long as the teleprompters are saying it too.

One of these days I'm half expecting someone to hack into the computer that controls his tele prompters and put something ridiculous on them.
At least do it as an April Fools gag. I think his sense of humor can handle it.

If I could, I would. Just swap out random words so it's not too obvious, but once someone notices it would be hysterical.

If I had the opportunity I doubt highly I would be able to resist the urge.

I know (for a fact) I couldn't resist. A good practical joke is always worth it.

I'm sure Federal Prison would suck to an extent. But I still think it would be worth it.

Federal prison would suck but you think the other inmates wouldn't treat me like a king for screwing with the President? I mean, that takes serious balls and I'm sure they'd appreciate the humor.

That's why I said (typed) to an extent. I wouldn't be in any danger, I'd probably end up being fairly popular. I think the humor behind the offense would certainly lighten some of the moods there. I just know that there would be things on this side of the barbed wire fence I would miss.

Since it would be a computer crime, you'd probably end up in a low-security "white-collar" prison. (Conjugal visits could be possible...) haha!

I'm hoping it would be a nice cushy place. Because chances are. I'll have to max out my entire sentence because I would never make parole. As soon as they asked "Do you feel remorse for your crime" I'd say no. That's if I can utter the single word through all of the laughing.