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Can Apes Outthink Humans?

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According to The Associated Press, scientists have discovered that the DNA of a bonobo ape is only about 1.3 percent different from humans. And ape behavior continues to astonish scientists as they demonstrate thinking processes and capabilities we never thought possible. For instance, one study showed bonobos will "pack" the tools they need to access food if they're moving to a remote location for the night, and remember to take them with the next day.

Another study showed that if one chimpanzee can see a piece of food and another cannot, the chimp that can see the food is able to recognize this advantage and keep the food hidden -- in other words, chimps are able to put themselves in another's shoes. Another study tried to determine how many pictures baboons could memorize over the course of three years, and by the end of the study, they could remember the pictures better than the scientists testing them.

Emory University primatologist Frans de Waal told AP, "Capacities that we think in humans are very special and complex are probably not so special and not so complex. This research in animals elevates the animals, but it also brings down the humans... If monkeys can do it and maybe dogs and other animals, maybe it's not as complex as you think." Do you think apes have the brainpower to outthink humans?

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  • LisaCurrie gvc 2012/06/28 16:36:59
    LisaCurrie
    exactly where have I exhibited a closed mind? I have been open to the idea. it is YOU who are closed off to it...and therefor showing you have a closed mind, so really...stop trying to put YOUR problem on ME. because YOU own this problem, not me.
  • The Libertarian 2012/06/26 00:20:14
    No
    The Libertarian
    No. Jeez, what a dumb question. Did an ape write this article?

    stupid monkey
  • Bob, the reasonable one 2012/06/26 00:16:19 (edited)
    Yes
    Bob, the reasonable one
    +2
    Sure, some humans are incredibly dense. For example the poster below me
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  • justsomeguy151 2012/06/26 00:15:06
    No
    justsomeguy151
    +3
    WOW Looka t all the idiots that clicked "Yes". If you clicked yes, its because YOU yourself are an idiot. Evilutionists like to highlight the similarities between apes and humans but they don't want to talk about the differences. A cloud is 99% water, well so is a jellyfish. THey must have a common ancestor LMAO!!!!! Saying stupid things like the DNA between bonobos and humans is so similar yet ignoring the fact that the "minute" difference in DNA makes them VASTLY different. Only a gullible evilutionist thinks that in "millions of years" Life can create itself or that an explosion(the "Big Bang") can create order even though this has never been observed or repeated in ANY setting. These people are willfuly ignorant. There's no way around it.
  • Jiorgia justsom... 2012/06/26 08:56:18
    Jiorgia
    +1
    Perhaps you should learn to spell before you start to speak about the intelligence of evolutionary scientists.
    Water believe it or not, is not DNA.
    Scientists have created life in their labs using the evolutionary model, explain that.
  • gvc Jiorgia 2012/06/26 17:09:18 (edited)
    gvc
    Thank you spelling Nazi. Zzzzzzzzzzzz

    I guess the fact he was willfully misspelling the word escaped your brilliant scientist mind. hahahahaha
  • Grandbr... justsom... 2012/06/26 14:49:31
    Grandbrother
    Speaking of willfully ignorant, are you really implying that clouds have DNA?
  • gvc Grandbr... 2012/06/26 16:44:51
    gvc
    Better have another read, clearly you didn't get it. At no time did he say a cloud had dna. I would say you are being willfully ignorant.
  • Grandbr... gvc 2012/06/26 17:01:55
    Grandbrother
    There is no comparison in the analogy he raised unless you assume cloud DNA. So either his analogy was completely irrelevant or was wildly erroneous. Either way, his point is fundamentally flawed.
  • gvc Grandbr... 2012/06/26 17:07:45
    gvc
    Let's see a cloud is 99% water and so is a jellyfish. It's called sarcasm.

    It is your argument that is fundamentally flawed!

    You might want to work on your perception of the obvious...and lighten up a bit.
  • Grandbr... gvc 2012/06/26 18:03:04
    Grandbrother
    "Lighten up" in the face of stupidity that denies valuable knowledge? Whether it's wrapped in sarcasm or not, it's still stupid - and makes America look like a laughingstock. The denial of well-established science is a road to ruin and I find it intolerable.

    I'd love to know how my argument is fundamentally flawed by the way. Because I don't see humor in a willfully ignorant post that actually regresses humanity? That's not a fundamental flaw. It's basic competence.
  • gvc Grandbr... 2012/06/26 18:38:01
    gvc
    My word, get some help for your psychosis. Nobody cares what you find intolerable.

    The only thing that regressed was your brain cell count.
  • Grandbr... gvc 2012/06/27 06:35:55
    Grandbrother
    You clearly care enough to have jumped into my debate with someone else.

    Pretty obvious ploy by the way - resorting to ad hominem attacks in an attempt to distract from your inability to offer any kind of a substantive reply.
  • flyingseaturtle BN 2012/06/26 00:06:51
    No
    flyingseaturtle BN
    Some might be able to ;-)
  • Haley 2012/06/26 00:04:54
    No
    Haley
    +3
    Ridiculous question for this obvious reason: Humanity is the dominant species on this planet, not apes. If they could outthink us, then they would be the dominant species. Tell me when apes begin to build skyscrapers and write books.
  • TJ 2012/06/26 00:03:56
    Yes
    TJ
    +2
    I know rocks that can out-think some people.
  • 2012/06/25 23:48:20
    Yes
    +1
    Anybody who has had to chew their own arm off to dump a boy or girl friend knows humans can out think apes. That's why i type with my feet.
  • MlssCue =Go Blue= 2012/06/25 23:47:31
    Yes
    MlssCue =Go Blue=
    It becomes more evident everyday!
  • Gwen 2012/06/25 23:41:52
    No
    Gwen
    Haven't seen them debating on Soda Head yet....
  • LisaCurrie Gwen 2012/06/26 00:24:57
    LisaCurrie
    +1
    are you sure about that? a lot of the posters here are probably on the ape level of thinking themselves. haha!
  • Gwen LisaCurrie 2012/06/26 00:35:56
    Gwen
    haha....I stand corrected...
  • Rdtourist 2012/06/25 23:36:32
    No
    Rdtourist
    +2
    Just because you pull your hand out of the fire does not really mean you are smart, it just shows you do not want to get burned again.
  • RoyJLores 2012/06/25 22:55:07
    No
    RoyJLores
    +2
    Unless apes begin to build houses, trucks and motorcycles they cannot out think us, not without some really stupid tinkering of their DNA as in the last 2 planet of the apes films.
  • Swampdog 2012/06/25 22:46:56
    Yes
    Swampdog
    +2
    Apes are already smarter than those "people" in D.C.!
  • RoyJLores Swampdog 2012/06/25 22:56:26
    RoyJLores
    +2
    A chihuahua is smarter than the average so called progressive or warmongering neocon in Washington DC.
  • Swampdog RoyJLores 2012/06/26 00:02:15
    Swampdog
    Funny!
  • jason 2012/06/25 22:36:46
    Yes
    jason
    +2
    They can some of the idiots I've run across.
  • 8399tiff 2012/06/25 22:35:34
    No
    8399tiff
    +1
    They think the same as humans. Some are intelligent and some are dumber than rocks.
  • Kat ♪ 2012/06/25 22:32:43
    No
    Kat ♪
    +4
    Well, some people maybe. Libs and progs aren't far off.
  • Quietma... Kat ♪ 2012/06/25 22:37:27
    Quietman   ~PWCM~JLA
    +1
    I was thinking the same thing!
  • jason Kat ♪ 2012/06/25 22:39:13
    jason
    Or brain-dead rightwingers.
  • Philly B*star 2012/06/25 22:15:51
    Yes
    Philly B*star
    +3
    Used to be that the determination of being a "higher" animal was the ability to use tools. Now they know that birds and even some insects can make and use tools. Then it was if they were able to reason, if they were able to recognize themselves in a mirror, or understand death, or show compassion etc etc. They may not be able to speak to us, but I think they are all able to face life in their own way as well as every other species. Human smarts are only good for humans.
  • Butterb... Philly ... 2012/06/26 06:20:43
    ButterbeerMe
    Very well-said!
  • MQ-American Values Again (AVA) 2012/06/25 22:06:38
    No
    MQ-American Values Again (AVA)
    +2
    But with the horrid way people treat each other sometimes ... it makes ya wonder ... apes have been known to be very protective of and caring towards humans
  • democoach 2012/06/25 22:05:05
    No
    democoach
    +4
    unless libtards keep pushing the lie that we are animals! then we will all die off from std's and aids!
  • LisaCurrie democoach 2012/06/26 00:28:16
    LisaCurrie
    only those too dumb to protect themselves properly will die that way, and IMO...if they are too dumb to protect themselves, then they deserve to die. weeds out the stupid from the gene pool. HAHA! Nature has the survival of the fittest rule for a reason! HAHA!
  • democoach LisaCurrie 2012/06/27 04:33:38
    democoach
    uh if that was the case we woul dnot have mcdonalds, or booze, or tv's! we are not animal! we care for the weak, we don't let them die off! your retarded if you think we are only animals!
  • Grandbr... democoach 2012/06/26 14:53:31
    Grandbrother
    How is it a "lie that we are animals"? What do you think we are exactly? Plants?
  • democoach Grandbr... 2012/06/27 04:34:07
    democoach
    we are humans! not animals! we have an element animals do not have!
  • Grandbr... democoach 2012/06/27 06:37:52 (edited)
    Grandbrother
    Humans ARE animals. Homo Sapiens are classified under the order of primates in the animal kingdom. Here's a basic explanation and breakdown for you: http://www.learner.org/course...

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