Bishop of Catholic cathedral in D.C., claims Nancy Pelosi a 'SAINT' ? - - - What the ....?

JoeBtfsplk 2012/06/02 12:10:58

Last Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D.C. , an aide to Nancy Pelosi
visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral in D.C..

He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day's Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a "saint".

The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there are her issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi's views."

Pelosi's aide said, "Look, I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint.”

The Cardinal then thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."

As Pelosi's aide promised, Nancy Pelosi appeared for the Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle.

As promised, and at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Ms.
Pelosi was present.

The Cardinal then went on to explain to the congregation,

"While Ms. Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, the woman is not numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of her most egregious views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and she tends to flip- flop on many other issues. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self -absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must also say Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed.
She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the American people. She also has a well known reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both in Washington, and in California . The woman is simply NOT to be trusted."

The Cardinal concluded, "But, when compared with President Obama, Ms. Pelosi is a saint."
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  • voice_matters 2012/06/02 23:04:30
    this is really a crappy story and glad i did not spend a cent on it. it lacks any sense of relaity and can not be believed by anyone that thinks for themselves.

    the staory will be a bestseller to morrow morning on the moveon.org book list. oprah might even have it as her book of the month
  • Ozzyboy 2012/06/02 15:14:55
  • Birthpangs 2012/06/02 14:33:52
  • ed 2012/06/02 13:05:23
  • Mr. T 2012/06/02 12:40:11
    Mr. T
    Perfect and oh so true.
  • Ron the Realist 2012/06/02 12:24:13
    Ron the Realist
    Nice, Joe

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