Barack Obama admits to have Eaten Dogs. Has anyone seen his dog Bo lately?

Have you eaten your dog lately? Barack Obama has eaten dog. His only complaint about this is that he found dog meat “tough.” Perhaps he would have preferred eating puppy.

According to ABC, the Obama Presidential campaign intends to diminish Mitt Romney because in 1983, he packed his large family in a car on a trip from Boston to Canada. Not having sufficient room in the car, their dog Seamus was placed in a kennel container on top of the auto’s roof for the trip.

In Jan 2012, senior Obama campaign strategist David Axelrod even tweeted about the comparison of compassion between Romney and Obama. He displayed a photo of Obama and Bo in a car with the remark “How loving owners transport their dogs.”

Now that the Obama admission of dog eating in his book “Dreams of my Father” has come to light, perhaps the Axelrod Tweet should have read “How loving owners transport their dinner.”

Has anyone seen Obama’s dog Bo lately? Is it the original Bo? Does Obama prefer dog meat with red hot Chilli Peppers or with a side order of Sweet Potato Pie?

In his admission, Obama didn’t seem particularly pained about eating dog. His only explanation involved how some Indonesian Muslims set aside Muslim hatred of animals like dogs because they believe eating certain creatures gives them the powers of the animal.

This brings up another question, namely….. after eating dog, what part of his anatomy does Obama lick? In situations of intimacy, does he sniff Michelle’s posterior as a prerequisite for romance? When Obama meets Russia’s Putin, does he attempt to hump his leg? I could see it now where in the privacy of the Oval office, Putin chides Obama with “Bad Obama. Naughty, naughty.”

Maybe that’s what Obama meant when mike and camera were still running and he told Russian President Dmitry Anatolyevich Medvedev to inform Putin he’d be freer to work things out with him after winning the 2012 elections.

I’ve always been worried about the way Obama sucks up to the Russians. You never know what Obama might do if Putin rubs his ears or scratches his behind.