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Bill Cosby has a great way of "distilling"
things. Looks like he's done it again!


AMERICA NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH THIS
PLATFORM!!

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I HAVE
DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR 2012..











HERE IS MY
PLATFORM:



(1). Any use
of the phrase: 'Press 1 for
English'
is immediately banned. English is the
official language; speak it or wait outside of our borders until you
can...




(2). We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in
order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this
country.. America will allow NO imports, and we'll do no exports.
We will use the 'Wal-Mart
's policy,
'If we ain't
got it, you don't need it.' We'll make it here and sell it here!




(3). When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it
coming in here.




(4). All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the
many observation towers located on the southern border of the United
States (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on
SOUTHBOUND aliens.



(5). Social
Security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't
put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out.. Neither the President nor
any other politician will be able to touch it.






(6).
Welfare... -- Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the
40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for
drugs, and passing grades.




(7). Professional Athletes -- Steroids? The FIRST time you check
positive you're banned from sports ... For life.




(8). Crime -- We will adopt the Turkish method, I.e., the first
time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more 'life
sentences'. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the
same method you chose for the victim you killed: gun, knife,
strangulation, etc.




(9). One export of ours will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs
to eat. However, a bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel
of oil.




(10). All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately
cease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and,
ultimately, lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll
ask The American People if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and
each citizen can make the decision as to whether, or not, it's a worthy
cause.




(11). The Pledge of Allegiance will
be said every day at school and every day in
Congress.




(12). The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate
ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.




My apology
is offered if I've stepped on anyone's toes .... Nevertheless....






GOD BLESS
AMERICA !



Sincerely,
Bill Cosby


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