Australia Bans Small Breasted Pornography
- January 28, 2010 03:16:10
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Just when you thought that extremist knee jerk fear based reactions to non existent threats were something only the Northern Hemisphere got into, Australia has banned adult material with small breasted women in it, fearing that filthy pedophiles will gain enjoyment from it.
Australian Sex Party convener, (yes, they have a Sex Party,) Fiona Patten said: “We are starting to see depictions of women in their late 20s being banned because they have an A cup size.... Mainstream companies such as Larry Flint’s Hustler produce some of the publications that have been banned. These companies are regulated by the FBI to ensure that only adult performers are featured in their publications.”
In a world gone mad, its illegal (in Australia, at least) to own material with adult women with small breasts in it on the off chance that you're secretly thinking of them as children. Well that makes sense. Because a twenty year old's body in no way differs from a child's body besides the breasts, right?
Oh wait, it does. In fact, there's nothing remotely childish about a full grown woman's body even if she has no breasts to speak of at all. For starters, she's probably at least three feet taller than the average child, but the Australian Classification Board haven't let the little matters of logic or sanity interfere in their decisions.
What they've also failed to think of is the fact that they haven't just annoyed people who like pornography (which scientists tell us is most people,) they've also managed to declare an entire portion of the female sex unfeminine by virtue of their breast size. Not every woman is a natural C cup, in fact, it's not uncommon for women to be A cups. According to Breast Options.com, 17% of the female population wears an A cup or less. So effectively, the ACB just declared that 17% of the female population is childlike to the point where anyone being aroused by them is probably a pedophile.
Stay classy, Australia, and congratulations on taking the first steps to legally create 'thought crime'. Orwell would be so proud.
Australian Sex Party convener, (yes, they have a Sex Party,) Fiona Patten said: “We are starting to see depictions of women in their late 20s being banned because they have an A cup size.... Mainstream companies such as Larry Flint’s Hustler produce some of the publications that have been banned. These companies are regulated by the FBI to ensure that only adult performers are featured in their publications.”
In a world gone mad, its illegal (in Australia, at least) to own material with adult women with small breasts in it on the off chance that you're secretly thinking of them as children. Well that makes sense. Because a twenty year old's body in no way differs from a child's body besides the breasts, right?
Oh wait, it does. In fact, there's nothing remotely childish about a full grown woman's body even if she has no breasts to speak of at all. For starters, she's probably at least three feet taller than the average child, but the Australian Classification Board haven't let the little matters of logic or sanity interfere in their decisions.
What they've also failed to think of is the fact that they haven't just annoyed people who like pornography (which scientists tell us is most people,) they've also managed to declare an entire portion of the female sex unfeminine by virtue of their breast size. Not every woman is a natural C cup, in fact, it's not uncommon for women to be A cups. According to Breast Options.com, 17% of the female population wears an A cup or less. So effectively, the ACB just declared that 17% of the female population is childlike to the point where anyone being aroused by them is probably a pedophile.
Stay classy, Australia, and congratulations on taking the first steps to legally create 'thought crime'. Orwell would be so proud.
Read more: http://www.somebodythinkofthechildren.com/australi...
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Lily January 28, 2010 16:22:27
+11I can honestly say, for the American side the laws relating to child sexual abuse is entirely too lax. I think a better point could be made regarding pedophiles, such as death. I don't mean the average 10 year waiting limit (appeals) either. The supreme court recently ruled that a death sentence was not warranted for sexual crimes against children. That floored me. In my opinion, children are the most vunerable when it comes to laws, human interaction, sickness..etc. More needs to be done and in such a way as to persuade other would-be predators to think twice. This however, is not it. Pornography and the size of a woman's breasts have nothing to do with pedophilia.
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Is the Ozzie guavament going to pay for boob jobs so that women with small boobs don't look like little girls when on the breach in their bikinis?
Twats!
It is my personal belief that imbalanced people engage in these behaviors for the sake of sadomasochism, not because of physical proportions.
Interestingly, many of the perps would seem to be masochists.
I don't claim to know why.
Have you consumed other, politically-correct statements, without knowing about it?
I'll round meself up a crue of boobologists. Me and me mates will open a clinic fer those purdy young lasses who have always dreamed of being a porno star, but just don't quite,,,, uhh ,,, measure up.
Fair dinkum. We'll get stankin' filthy RICH, we will,,,,,
It's D's to F's for me, Baby!!!
I'd blame "Bush", but we're talking "Cups" here...
I have taste! I like paisley on ties, pinstripes on suits, and pennies on my shoes- who says that's not taste??!!
I actaully dated a gale who later became a victoria secret model who was a B-cup. Does that count? She was a certifiable psycho but hot. I finally dumped her at a water park. I figured she could find some other sap to drive her home...
how did this come to b?
i think the thought police were sittin around jerkin off when
"she has small breasts kinda like a child" crossed their mind
soo whos really fckd in the head?
.. .. .. and you have everybody screaming and nobody thinking.
I don't want to be messing with any kids, and I don't want to be smothered in some BIG FAT BOOBS.
Also, I think what Australia is doing is wrong, and women with smaller breast should be offended. That's what is stupid.
There are a lot of people who made one godawful error, learn about themselves and never do it again, but are LABELED Pedophile by HYSTERICALS like yourself.
Man haters like yourself who think that women will be safer if you approve of men being with men, don't stop to see that NAMBLA and others are seeing the mileage the Homosexuals are getting from your distracting diatribes, and are riding in the back of that bus, just waiting for it to get to its intended destination.
The ONLY SOLUTION is to go back to CONCRETE MORAL VALUES, so that it would Forbid the focus on sexuality in Advertising and Entertainment. So that ADULTERY is not called "an Affair," and so that bearing an illegitimate child carries a stigma again.
There should be a stigma on the female who hates the idea of being a Lady. When the Cradle of Life is Poluted, Society follows course.
In the same sweep, anyone who abuses a child should be incarcerated for a period of three to four years (a known Therapeutic Cycle), under intensive psychological treatment, which should include regressive therapy to get to the...
There are a lot of people who made one godawful error, learn about themselves and never do it again, but are LABELED Pedophile by HYSTERICALS like yourself.
Man haters like yourself who think that women will be safer if you approve of men being with men, don't stop to see that NAMBLA and others are seeing the mileage the Homosexuals are getting from your distracting diatribes, and are riding in the back of that bus, just waiting for it to get to its intended destination.
The ONLY SOLUTION is to go back to CONCRETE MORAL VALUES, so that it would Forbid the focus on sexuality in Advertising and Entertainment. So that ADULTERY is not called "an Affair," and so that bearing an illegitimate child carries a stigma again.
There should be a stigma on the female who hates the idea of being a Lady. When the Cradle of Life is Poluted, Society follows course.
In the same sweep, anyone who abuses a child should be incarcerated for a period of three to four years (a known Therapeutic Cycle), under intensive psychological treatment, which should include regressive therapy to get to the roots of, and challenge the erroneous "Core Beliefs" (formed in their child mind) through which they gave themselves permission to violate another person in any way.