Attention, attention. I just heard a rumor, it's a good one. Pelsoi is is hermaphrodite clone

Juicy news. Just got this tip.

Pelosi is a hermaphrodite clone. Meaning she's a clone of a hermaphrodite. While shocking as this is, she isn't the first. Hillary Clinton was the first, but everything went terribly wrong. Rather than covering for this accident, they tried to pass both off on the public as a psychological experiment and also so pharmaceutical companies can prescribe medication to traumatized victims.

* Symptoms include: night terror, sweating, drooling, paralysis, seizures, voting democrat.

While in their development, a microchip was implanted in the back of their ears to transmit data and brainwash the public. We do not, I repeat, do not recommend attempting to remove the microchip. The low-wave frequency can be broken by playing America songs. However, we recommend keeping a minimum safe distance of 20 yards from them while attempting to play "My Country Tis of Thee" and "God Bless America," or they may explode.

Also rumored, Reid is a pedophile rapist. Not a pedophile and a rapist, he rapes pedophiles. While this cannot be confirmed, we, as concerned Americans, demand that they prove this rumor false.

Thank you for your time and keep safe.