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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Diane 2009/08/23 21:37:48
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Republican
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Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere s econds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

..............................................................
THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's
Answer :


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him
that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his
hand?
What does the law say about
this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be
happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was
stabbing me?
Should I call
9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior..
This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a
consensus.

................................................................

Republican's
Answer:

BANG!


................................................................

Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG !
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!
Were those the Winchester
Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
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  • donald.sample.94 2012/05/18 23:59:46
    Southerner
    donald.sample.94
    Good to be from the South
  • Arthur 2010/09/15 22:31:13
    Undecided
    Arthur
    +2
    I'm a Michigander; I would shoot him, cut off his balls while he's still alive but incapacitated, pour some bleach on his wound where his balls are absent and, than put him out of his misery after telling him Allah does not exist.
  • Sean 2009/08/24 18:31:10
    Undecided
    Sean
    i'm not registered to any political party, there are other political parties in this country besides Democrat and Republican, so if I was in part a party it wouldn't be either one. And i'm guessing I wouldn't be considered a Southerner either because I live in New York.
  • big daddy 2009/08/24 16:22:59
    Southerner
    big daddy
    +1
    Oklahomans consider themselves Southern, another thing we have signs on vehicles that state ''77 counties can't be wrong'' translation: ''barry didn't win even one county in Oklahoma in the election'' Southern doesn't mean redneck here just a respectful way of living. But I have no problem being labeled a ''Redneck''
  • Sherry ... big daddy 2009/08/25 01:54:10
    Sherry Mowery, My Cowboy suffers no longer...
    You are just north Texas!! We will claim you!
  • twelc big daddy 2010/10/02 03:25:09
    twelc
    +1
    I think I should move to OK.....
  • Jessica Pierson 2009/08/24 16:05:57
    Republican
    Jessica Pierson
    +2
    Republicans Rule!!!!
  • mitch 2009/08/24 15:59:58
    Southerner
    mitch
    +3
    southerner

    "Tennessean" Go Titans, Go Vols!
  • Max7 2009/08/24 15:44:04
    Democrat
    Max7
    I am a Democrat, with parents who branched out of the South, I am a Democrat who has voted Rebulican, a Democrat who trys to vote for who I feel would be the best man in office. This year, I did vote Democratic.
  • mitch Max7 2009/08/24 16:00:47
    mitch
    +2
    Then you made a mistake!
  • Max7 mitch 2009/08/24 23:45:36
    Max7
    mitch, I made no mistake where Obama was concerned; now McCain and his choice to bring Palin aboard, now that's where the mistake came into play, because he screwed up royally, and obviously the majority of Americans from every walk of life, every ethnicty had the same thought in mind; the end result of the Presidential election is the proof in the pudding!
  • twelc Max7 2010/10/02 03:25:58
    twelc
    +3
    ANYTHING is better than obama.
  • Max7 twelc 2010/10/02 03:34:35
    Max7
    That's your opinion! you're entitled to it!
  • Common Sense 2009/08/24 15:43:30
    Southerner
    Common Sense
    +3
    I wish I were from the south lol. Love southerners!
  • Surgeon ~The Egalitarianist~ 2009/08/24 14:49:53 (edited)
    Southerner
    Surgeon ~The Egalitarianist~
    +3
    You know I have "Der Freischütz" in my name for a reason.
    It's loosely translated to "The Marksman" or "The Freeshooter".

    **Proud Texan Southerner**
  • Bond James Bond 2009/08/24 14:31:05
    Southerner
    Bond James Bond
    +3
    Funny.Reminds me of the woman (Ca.)who was raped in her apt.,managed to secure her revolver,shot the attacker.6 times,reloaded,shot him 3 more times.Was charged with murder.When asked why she shot him 9 times,her answer was----"I ran out of bullets".
  • Bond Ja... Bond Ja... 2009/08/24 14:42:44
    Bond James Bond
    +2
    Her case was dismissed without prejudice.
  • mitch Bond Ja... 2009/08/24 16:01:53
    mitch
    cool
  • Surgeon... Bond Ja... 2009/08/24 16:03:13
    Surgeon ~The Egalitarianist~
    +1
    "I ran out of bullets"
    Damn, that's gold!
  • hook 2009/08/24 14:16:27
    Southerner
    hook
    +2
    he he he!! thanks diane!!
  • Diane hook 2009/08/25 00:58:10
    Diane
    Welcome
  • JT 2009/08/24 14:05:48
    Southerner
    JT
    +1
    That's a great post.
  • Diane JT 2009/08/25 00:58:38
    Diane
    +1
    I thought it was good when I received it in my personal email.
  • Cassandra 2009/08/24 14:00:24
    Undecided
    Cassandra
    +1
    Actually, I'm an American
  • dpm extremist 2009/08/24 13:12:32
    Southerner
    dpm extremist
    +4
    Sweet potato pie and I shut my mouth.
    Ain't nothing like bringing a knife to a gun fight!
    Southern born and southern bred. Although one shot should be enough, I'd empty one 17 round mag. and lock in the other one just incase he was on a lot of drugs. Never pull your weapon unless you intend on using it.
    LOL, great question
  • Diane dpm ext... 2009/08/24 13:29:15
    Diane
    +2
    LMAO I love your response.
  • dpm ext... Diane 2009/08/24 13:33:43
    dpm extremist
    +1
    Thank you. anything worth doing is worth doing right,
  • Danny 2009/08/24 13:08:01
    Undecided
    Danny
  • sky blue pink - American 2009/08/24 12:58:06
    Southerner
    sky blue pink - American
    +3
    Sure enough. Native of Florida.
  • hk500 2009/08/24 12:06:31
    Republican
    hk500
    +2
    One shot is adequate. I'm confident in my weapon and my ability.
  • ken 2009/08/24 11:04:25
    Southerner
    ken
    +4
    Southerner, but I would probably only shoot the guy six times. GO COWBOYS!
  • Moderated 2009/08/24 10:40:56
    Undecided
    Moderated
  • Danny Moderated 2009/08/24 13:08:32
  • PartysOver 2009/08/24 10:22:29
    Southerner
    PartysOver
    +4
    Good One...
    I'm a transplant from Midwest. but I would certainly fall under Southerner in that situation.
  • The Frog Prince 2009/08/24 10:10:15 (edited)
    Southerner
    The Frog Prince
    +6
    I live in South Carolina but have been around the world twice. Been a registered Independent for over 2 decades. I learned a long time ago to think for myself. I don't need a political party or talking head to make my decisions for me. Nor do I want the Federal government to do so. decades learned myselgf political party talking head decisions federal government
  • Bond Ja... The Fro... 2009/08/24 14:47:27
    Bond James Bond
    +1
    Got that right! Funny cartoon.
  • true american 2009/08/24 10:05:54
    Undecided
    true american
  • CRX H22 2009/08/24 07:54:04 (edited)
    Republican
    CRX H22
    +7
    im a Conservative Republican southerner republican conservative republican southern
  • Danny CRX H22 2009/08/24 13:08:41
  • Broddy 2009/08/24 07:41:18
    Southerner
    Broddy
    +3
    I am an American, who happens to be from the south.

    Pass the ammunition.

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