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Jackie O 2011/05/30 13:19:46
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Top 50 Dumbest Conservative Quotes
Posted by Sasha Brown-Worsham on September 14, 2010 at 12:52 PM

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(Editor's note: Whatever your political beliefs, we can all agree that people say the dumbest things. Below, you'll find some some stupid conservative quotes put together by Sasha Brown-Worsham. For equally stupid -- and funny -- gaffs made by their liberal counterparts, read 50 Dumb Liberal Quotes.)

When politicians and pundits mess up, flub their words, or make Freudian slips, they often do so in the most spectacularly hilarious ways.

Former Vice President Dan Quayle reminded us not to lose our minds. (That would be a truly terrible loss, after all.) And Sarah Palin volunteered that that she was keeping an eye on Putin -- and on all of Russia -- from her perch up there in Alaska (you betcha!).

Below, you'll find 50 more of the dumbest conservative quotes we've come across.

No matter what your politics, we hope you'll have a good laugh.

  1. "When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal." ~ Richard M. Nixon
  2. "We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." ~ President George W. Bush
  3. "The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them." ~ Rush Limbaugh
  4. ''My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed. You're facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply. They will reproduce, especially ones that don't think too much further than that. And so what you've got to do is you've got to curtail that type of behavior. They don't know any better.'' ~ South Carolina Lt. Gov. Andre Bauer, arguing against government food assistance for poor residents.
  5. "The ACLU is to Christians what the American Nazi party is to Jews." ~ Jerry Falwell
  6. ''Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.'' ~ Rep. Virginia Foxx (R-North Carolina)
  7. ''We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets." ~ Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele.
  8. "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." ~ George W. Bush
  9. ''Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.'' ~ Rush Limbaugh
  10. "I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Chanukah." ~President George W. Bush
  11. "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.'' ~ Rep. Michelle Bachmann
  12. ''The greatest threat to America is not necessarily a recession or even another terrorist attack. The greatest threat to America is a liberal media bias.'' ~ Rep. Lamar Smith (R-TX)
  13. "He is purple - the gay-pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle - the gay pride symbol." ~ Jerry Falwell's warning to parents that "Tinky Winky," a character on Teletubbies, may be gay
  14. "Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts." ~ Dan Quayle
  15. ''The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.'' ~ Pat Robertson
  16. "Ground Zero Mosque supporters: doesn't it stab you in the heart, as it does ours throughout the heartland? Peaceful Muslims, pls refudiate." ~ Sarah Palin
  17. "'Refudiate,' 'misunderestimate,' 'wee-wee'd up.' English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!'" ~ Sarah Palin
  18. "Go back to what our founders and our founding documents meant -- they're quite clear -- that we would create law based on the God of the bible and the Ten Commandments." ~ Sarah Palin
  19. "What I don't know is what the unexpected might be." ~ John McCain
  20. "We have a lot of work to do. It's a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq-Pakistan border." ~ John McCain (the countries share no common border)
  21. "I love California; I practically grew up in Phoenix." ~ Dan Quayle
  22. "If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president.'' ~ Ann Coulter
  23. ''I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another Democrat president, Jimmy Carter. I'm not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it's an interesting coincidence.'' ~ Rep. Michele Bachmann
  24. "We just want Jews to be perfected, as they say." ~ Ann Coulter
  25. "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." ~ George W. Bush
  26. "Do you have blacks, too?" ~ George W. Bush
  27. ''We need to execute people like (John Walker Lindh) in order to physically intimidate liberals.'' ~Ann Coulter
  28. "When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining." ~ Glenn Beck
  29. "I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." ~ George W. Bush
  30. "Well, I learned a lot....I went down to (Latin America) to find out from them and (learn) their views. You'd be surprised. They're all individual countries" ~ Ronald Reagan
  31. ''I even accept for the sake of argument that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged.'' ~ Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia
  32. "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" ~ George W. Bush
  33. "Exercise freaks ... are the ones putting stress on the health care system." ~ Rush Limbaugh
  34. "As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured." ~ George W. Bush
  35. "Good Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions." ~ Jerry Falwell
  36. "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." ~ George W. Bush
  37. "I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." ~ Ronald Reagan
  38. "Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them." ~ Jerry Falwell
  39. ''It may be a blessing in disguise. ... Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. Haitians were originally under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon the third, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you will get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal. Ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other.'' ~ Pat Robertson
  40. "AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals." ~Jerry Falwell
  41. "Facts are stupid things." ~ Ronald Reagan
  42. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." ~ George W. Bush
  43. "There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on --shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again." ~ George W. Bush
  44. "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." ~ George W. Bush
  45. "Trees cause more pollution than automobiles." ~ Ronald Reagan
  46. "This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." ~ George W. Bush
  47. "I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was not predictable when it started." ~ Donald Rumsfeld
  48. "She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!" ~ State Rep. Mike Duvall (R-Calif.) on a live mic referring to an affair with a lobbyist
  49. "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." ~ George W. Bush
  50. "I think I was unprepared for war." ~ George W. Bush
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  • CuppaT Child of God 2011/05/30 13:42:48
    No, they just say stupid things because they are stupid.
    CuppaT   Child of God
    +3
    I really don't think they are stupid. I, do however, think they are angry because Obama won the election and as a result they do say some things that do sound rather unintelligent.

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  • Sherry 2011/06/30 18:48:16
    No, they just say stupid things because they are stupid.
    Sherry
    This piece is absolutely hilarious!! Can't wait to read what my "Liberal" leftists said-- surely just as comical! (Sending this to my "Conservative" right-wing daughter!)
  • HowardFernandez 2011/05/30 21:38:36
    No, they just say stupid things because they are stupid.
    HowardFernandez
    +1
    I take exception to the options available on this question; not all conservatives are stupid, it`s just that the stupid ones are the loudest.
  • Jackie O HowardF... 2011/05/30 23:57:02
    Jackie O
    I wrote this blog in protest to one by a girl that uses a Barbie doll as her avatar. I copied the format form her and she had skewed responses.
  • HowardF... Jackie O 2011/06/01 01:56:27
    HowardFernandez
    +1
    Well, What can I tell you? Barbies are not known for their smarts.
  • Jackie O HowardF... 2011/06/01 01:58:43
    Jackie O
    I won't accept your exception!
  • Crewshal 2011/05/30 15:24:20
    Yes, they are totally clueless.
    Crewshal
    +1
    Not just that,they are worse than they sound
  • FAWKES' NOOSE ~ ΔTX 2011/05/30 14:22:39
    Yes, they are totally clueless.
    FAWKES' NOOSE ~ ΔTX
  • CuppaT Child of God 2011/05/30 13:42:48
    No, they just say stupid things because they are stupid.
    CuppaT   Child of God
    +3
    I really don't think they are stupid. I, do however, think they are angry because Obama won the election and as a result they do say some things that do sound rather unintelligent.
  • Jackie O 2011/05/30 13:22:36
    No, they just say stupid things because they are stupid.
    Jackie O
    +1
    I think W has the most stupid quotes out of all of them!
  • Dale Jackie O 2011/05/30 13:32:31
    Dale
    +2
    Do think there should have been more answers than the two bombs listed, eh?
  • Jackie O Dale 2011/05/30 14:45:00
    Jackie O
    +1
    Why? Do the RWNJ let Progressives answer their questions without skewing the responses? NO!
  • Dale Jackie O 2011/05/30 14:58:53
    Dale
    And I say to both sides of the political isle, you stack a poll and you end up preaching to the choir, or preaching to the converted, or just preaching, period. And the name calling from both sides, well, I never! But then, that may just be me and my opinion. And we all have a belly button, an arse hole, and an opinion, right?
  • dave b Dale 2011/05/30 15:02:49
    dave b
    +1
    The answer choices always tells you exactly what the question author thinks.
  • Dale dave b 2011/05/30 15:06:59
    Dale
    But sometime I have to play.
  • Jackie O dave b 2011/05/30 17:20:32
    Jackie O
    Exactly;)

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