Are Authorities Right to Insert the Removed Joe Paterno Statue Up Jerry Sandusky's Ass?
Tuesday, July 24th, 2012,
(STATE COLLEGE, PA) —With
the fate of both the statue of former Penn State football coach Joe
Paterno and the punishment for his convicted assistant coach, Jerry
Sandusky, still undecided, authorities have come to an accommodation
curiously and ironically “combining” both.
state prosecutors’ requests, the Pennsylvania Supreme Court, in a
unanimous decision Monday voted to clear the way to allow the seven-foot,
1000-pound bronze statue of Paterno to be slowly and completely
inserted into Jerry Sandusky’s rectum. It is a decision many are
hailing as the best possible outcome in a heartbreaking saga which has
captivated the nation for months, combining the dilemma of how to punish
the serial child-molesting Sandusky with where to put the statue of Joe
Paterno, formally removed from Penn State University’s football stadium
“We hope the wit and irony behind where this statue will be finally
located and the punishment it will inflict has provided some
long-awaited relief to (Sandusky’s) victims and their families, not to
mention being completely fucking hysterical to imagine, and probably
more hysterical to watch! …We can’t wait!” said the............
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