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An easy guide to keeping political news in perspective…

ImageBandit ~ American Patriot 2012/04/18 03:32:30
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An easy guide to keeping political news in perspective…


1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the
people who run the country.

2. The Washington Post is read by people who
think they run the country.

3. The New York Times is read by people who
think they should run the country, and who are very good at crossword
puzzles.

4. USA Today is read by people who think
they ought to run the country but don't really understand The New York Times. They
do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people
who wouldn't mind running the country, if they could find the time –
and if they didn't have to leave Southern California to do
it.

6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose
parents used to run the country.

7. The New York Daily News is read by people
who aren't too sure who's running the country and don't really care as
long as they can get a seat on the train.

8. The New York Post is read by people who
don't care who is running the country as long as they do something
really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.

9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are
running another country but need the baseball scores.

10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by
people who aren't sure if there is a country or that anyone is running
it; but if so, they oppose all that they stand for. There are
occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped, minority,
feminist, atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from any
other country or galaxy, provided, of course, that they are not
Republicans.

11. The National Enquirer is read by people
trapped in line at the grocery store.

12. The Key West Citizen is read by people
who have recently caught a fish and need something to wrap it.


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