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AMERICAN MEDICAL ASSOCIATION ON OBAMA HEALTH CARE PACKAGE

Yo'Adrienne..AFCL 2012/04/27 22:38:01
The American Medical Association has weighed in on the Obama health care
package:



. The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the
Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

. The Gastroenterologist's had sort of a gut feeling about it, but
the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

. Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a
misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians
said, "Oh, grow up!"

. The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
Radiologists could see right through it.

. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the
Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

. The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole
new face on the matter".
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists
were pissed off at the whole idea.

. Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

. In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision
up to the assholes in Washington.



So, the moral to the story is...the whole thing is a JOKE!
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  • DS in Oak Ridge NC 2012/04/28 17:29:29
    DS in Oak Ridge NC
    +1
    Obamacare humor always slays me... and millions of others in time 8- )
  • S and S 2012/04/28 00:37:59
  • Striker 2012/04/27 23:21:57
    Striker
    +1
    but but but Jokes are supposed to be FUNNY! ZeroCare is neither funny or nice.
  • Yo'Adri... Striker 2012/04/28 20:05:51
    Yo'Adrienne..AFCL
    +1
    If I had the time I would take a POLL to see if any facet of OBAMACARE is funny.....therefore if you are saying it is not a JOKE, well then perhpas...It is really a travesty!
  • lonewolf 2012/04/27 22:42:40
  • Yo'Adri... lonewolf 2012/04/27 22:46:18
    Yo'Adrienne..AFCL
    Wasn't she the GRANDMA who SWORE she was at the Liar's BIRTH in KENYA!????
    Ah ha!
  • marianne lonewolf 2012/04/27 22:55:57
    marianne
    ha,
    i am happy that my kids can now stay with us until 26.... and
    i am happy that america finally is having a healt care reform... i hope... and
    i am happy that the hmo can no longer deny kids with pre-excisting conditions... and
    finally,

    that was very punny....... lol. ..... . . .. ;]
  • Yo'Adri... marianne 2012/04/28 20:06:38
    Yo'Adrienne..AFCL
    as long as you are "happy".
  • marianne Yo'Adri... 2012/04/28 21:59:36
    marianne
    on a serious note, do you honestly believe that status quo is good in american health care system.;'\

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