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All Set for the GOP Convention? Official Drinking Game Rules

Listen Up, Dubya!

Whenever Grampy says "my friends", take a drink.

Whenever anybody mentions "tax and spend", take a drink.

Whenever anybody mentions "Hussein", take a drink (TWO drinks if used in conjunction with "Saddam").

Whenever anybody mentions terrorism, take a drink.

Whenever anybody claims that "we must WIN in Iraq", take a drink.

Whenever anybody other than Rudy Giuliani mentions 9/11, take a drink.

Whenever Rudy Giuliani mentions 9/11, all players stand up, say "Noun, Verb, 911" and slam their drink.

Whenever anybody mentions that Grampy was a P.O.W., take a drink.

Whenever Grampy himself mentions he was a P.O.W., take TWO drinks.

Whenever Grampy contradicts himself, take a drink.

Whenever Grampy loses track of his thoughts, take a drink.

Whenever Grampy gives a thumbs up, take a drink.

Whenever anybody makes a veiled racist statement, take a drink.




(With a shout out to Dave :-)
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February 24, 2008 17:21:39

says: America has once again passed through a Great Gate of History. The Fourth Turning has passed.

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