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Alabama Dumb Laws

Mollydolly 2008/10/28 08:52:10
But I always wear my blindfold while driving
What no bear wrestling?
Church has no humor
Molly what happens when you run out of states?
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It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.

It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

You must have windshield wipers on your car.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

Masks may not be worn in public.

Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.

You may not drive barefooted.

It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.

It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.

Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.

Incestous marriages are legal.

Anniston
You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.

Jasper
It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.

Lee County
It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.

Mobile
It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits.

It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels.

Montgomery
It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of it spooking horses. (Repealed)
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  • NarcolepticGoat 2008/10/28 11:14:23
    But I always wear my blindfold while driving
    NarcolepticGoat
    +4
    No masks in public?
    No Halloween for the kiddies?
    No secrecy for the KKK members?

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  • chiglet - Daedric Sigil Mag... 2008/10/31 08:43:12
    But I always wear my blindfold while driving
    chiglet - Daedric Sigil Mage, Smirotiel
    +1
    And if I didn't flick my boogers *into* the wind then I wouldn't have such a smooth shiney complexion from them fly8ing back innto my face.
  • Mollydolly chiglet... 2008/10/31 18:54:01
  • Molly what happens when you run out of states?
    Winfryth Камрад ~ пакетик чая я ~
    +1
    The really scary thing is someone had to do( or not do) the thing that is in question. To outlaw bear wrestling,etc., some one had to have had a bear wrestling match that got out of hand so bad they had to create a law to ban it. Flying boogers had to be a huge problem, so they banned that too. Can you just imagine the pro and con debates of having an ice cream cone in your back pocket, televised?
  • Mollydolly Winfryt... 2008/10/30 21:21:53
    Mollydolly
    +1
    funny and you are so right about why these kind of laws were inacted in the first place.
  • missnoee 2008/10/29 04:21:24
    What no bear wrestling?
    missnoee
    +1
    These are great Molly ! ! ! ! Thanks !
  • De'~ 2008/10/29 00:58:01
    What no bear wrestling?
    De'~
    +1
    No into-the-wind-booger-flicking?!? What is this world coming to? -haha! Why the streets & all within must've been plastered with snot in order to prompt them to pass that one...
    wrestling into-the-wind-booger-flicking world -haha streets mustve plastered snot order pass wrestling into-the-wind-booger-flicking world -haha streets mustve plastered snot order pass
  • Mollydolly De'~ 2008/10/29 00:59:19
    Mollydolly
    +1
    you are too funny. had some thoughts but have decided not to go there.
  • De'~ Mollydolly 2008/10/29 01:05:50
    De'~
    +1
    yeah,...best not to encourage me,... seriously tho' I hold onto my sense of humor as if it were platinum, in order to float me thru this life.
  • Mollydolly De'~ 2008/10/29 01:09:05
    Mollydolly
    +1
    actually it was me I was trying not to encourage. You got the platinum humor though. It is to me what's most important. Never take life to seriously. It just gives you a headache.
  • De'~ Mollydolly 2008/10/29 01:17:17
    De'~
    +1
    I know, but what I meant was if you share your thoughts with me, I'll grab that ball & run with it,...YIKES! (no matter if the material be 'slightly off color'- haha, but I do have my limits to what I'll run with, so not to worry-haha!)
  • Waldy1 2008/10/28 21:52:33
    Molly what happens when you run out of states?
    Waldy1
    +1
    Very Funny!
  • vote mobile lady time to CYA 2008/10/28 21:43:14
    Molly what happens when you run out of states?
    vote mobile lady time to CYA
    +1
    We will have fewer things to laugh at.............This is hysterical.....
  • Naive-No-More 2008/10/28 18:10:59
    Molly what happens when you run out of states?
    Naive-No-More
    +2
    We can't drive barefoot here either.

    I would like to know why "It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels." Could be a good story there.
  • Foo Master Angie 2008/10/28 15:06:49
    What no bear wrestling?
    Foo Master Angie
    +2
    What do they do on Friday nights, then?
  • jody 2008/10/28 13:54:51
    Church has no humor
    jody
    +1
    God i just love my state........ Alabama rocks .......... church humor god love alabama rocks
  • Narcole... jody 2008/10/28 21:05:36
    NarcolepticGoat
    +1
    Plus it's got that song, and Kid Rock's song ABOUT the song! Both are cool songs :)
  • Rose for Equal Pay 2008/10/28 13:27:20
    None of the above
    Rose for Equal Pay
    +2
    HEY!!! This is my state, lol. Not driving barefoot isn't illegal in other states? lol I do like this one though: Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.

    What?!?!?! Just kidding, lol
  • solarGil 2008/10/28 11:31:57
    But I always wear my blindfold while driving
    solarGil
    +2
    In fact I don't even face forward when I'm driving! These laws are funny - obviously written for a different time and to control certain behaviors. Laws like this are on the books in lots of places. These are precious though. I guess that they no longer care about spooking the horses if they nixed the opening an umbrella on a street prohibition.
  • NarcolepticGoat 2008/10/28 11:14:23
    But I always wear my blindfold while driving
    NarcolepticGoat
    +4
    No masks in public?
    No Halloween for the kiddies?
    No secrecy for the KKK members?
  • RawrRawrBaby-Alpha 2008/10/28 10:08:32
    But I always wear my blindfold while driving
    RawrRawrBaby-Alpha
    +3
    what if there are eye holes in the blindfold??
  • Narcole... RawrRaw... 2008/10/28 11:14:46
    NarcolepticGoat
    +4
    Then it's a mask!
  • solarGil Narcole... 2008/10/28 11:28:30
  • RawrRaw... Narcole... 2008/11/02 21:08:19
    RawrRawrBaby-Alpha
    +1
    lol yea but a few tiny holes
    then it cant be classed as a blindfold still

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