Al-Qaeda Offers 10 Camels As Bounty On Obama, 20 Chickens for Hillary

by snipe Posted 2012/06/12 04:20:59

Related Topics: Obama, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Somalia, Hen, Clinton, CNN, President Barack Obama, Al-qaeda, Hiding, Reward, Idiot, Old Woman

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Don't these guys know they should fear the toughest President the US of A has ever had?

AN ISLAMIST GROUP in Somalia has offered ten camels for information leading them to US president Barack Obama.

The al-Shabaab militia, which is affiliated to al-Qaeda, also put a
bounty of ten hens and ten roosters on the head of US Secretary of
State Hillary Clinton.

In a recorded announcement, militant leader Fuad Muhammad Khalaf is reported by Reuters as saying:

Whoever reveals the hideout of the idiot Obama will be rewarded
with 10 camels, and whoever reveals the hideout of the old woman
Hillary Clinton will be rewarded 10 chickens and 10 roosters.

The announcement mocks a huge €34million reward offered by US authorities for information on the hiding places of six al-Shabaab leaders, including Khalaf. CNN reports that the average price of a camel in Somalia is around $700.

http://www.thejournal.ie/al-qaeda-affiliate-offers-10-camels-...

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Stryder 2012/06/12 04:27:04

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That's not saying much for the value of camels and chickens.
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potlatch 2012/06/13 03:36:13 (edited)

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Lol, they were prewarned.......

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SK-LIBE... to potlatch 2012/06/13 16:31:39

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LOL!!

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Soundstorm to potlatch 2012/06/14 06:36:05

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Say Bing! What are we doing on this road again?
Don't look at me, ol' duffer. This was all your idea.

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Soundstorm 2012/06/13 00:56:00

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Ten camels sure puts you on the career fast track in the Middle East.

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Peewee to Soundstorm 2012/06/14 03:22:39

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Maybe we'll get lucky and they'll trade 10 camels for 72 virgins!

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Soundstorm to Peewee 2012/06/14 06:29:19

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The kind of virgins I'm thinking of would lose to the camels in a beauty contest.

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teigan 2012/06/12 19:23:59

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They have to look no further than the golf course for Obama. LOL

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No nonsense NanC...don't BS... 2012/06/12 19:16:50

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Now that is funny!

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Always Right 2012/06/12 18:38:57

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The liberals are going to be up in arms, Al-Qaeda calling 0bama, an idiot and Hillary, an old woman, you'd think Al-qaeda's a liberal group talking about the right-wingers;-)

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keeper 2012/06/12 17:28:29

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I would think that they could get turned in for less than that!! LOL

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Wahvlvke 2012/06/12 13:50:34

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Damn ... ten camels ... where do I send the info.

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Soundstorm to Wahvlvke 2012/06/13 00:57:20

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And I thought they smelled bad................
..........on the outside!

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Wahvlvke to Soundstorm 2012/06/13 12:26:42

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It's the ten million bonus fleas that are a problem.

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Jackie G - Poker Playing Pa... 2012/06/12 12:31:50

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And some try to tell us these people are sane!!

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Wahvlvke to Jackie ... 2012/06/13 12:28:27

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The people of the religion of peace are brilliant ... when tested against a corpse.

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apachehellfire65 2012/06/12 10:44:14

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i still think it should be a even trade! one ass for one ass!

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Soundstorm to apacheh... 2012/06/13 01:04:34

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I am willing to trade my lovely daughter (hee-hee-hee!) for your ass!

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Thor American EXPAT n New G... 2012/06/12 08:22:58 (edited)

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Huh. . . . .

I'd a thought a chicken would have been worth more.

As for the Camels. Was that Packs or individual cigaretts?

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apacheh... to Thor Am... 2012/06/12 10:46:50

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they value camels more because they are educational tools. they use them in both drivers ed and sex ed!

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Soundstorm to apacheh... 2012/06/13 01:01:33

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Ahhh but there are also the camel races, my friend! It is how we pass the time in this desolate land.

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Wahvlvke to apacheh... 2012/06/13 12:29:51

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Brilliant ,,, LMAO!

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PEEPL 2012/06/12 07:37:21 (edited)

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Toughest President ????????

Maybe the most pampered President.

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john Kills 2012/06/12 06:43:09

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Maybe they will have better luck than our ineffective congress has had.

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Joe61 2012/06/12 06:40:04 (edited)

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Oh! and 20 Moles for Pelosi and Reid you missed that one out.

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Huntclan 2012/06/12 05:55:08

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I'll double it.

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Soundstorm 2012/06/12 05:47:42

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....and my fifteen beautiful daughters!

(Wait...did he say she's fifteen, or that I get fifteen of them?)

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redhorse29 2012/06/12 05:19:01

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Cool.

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Thor Am... to redhorse29 2012/06/12 08:24:16 (edited)

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No Camel. and BTW that's spelled Kool. :P

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Maci 2012/06/12 05:06:23
SK-LIBE... to Maci 2012/06/12 05:25:38 (edited)

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Why would muslim extremist want to kill one of their own when he's doing such a great job for them? [...]

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Maci to SK-LIBE... 2012/06/12 06:36:38 (edited)
SK-LIBE... to Maci 2012/06/12 15:58:25

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Out of the jackasses mouth himself. you are deceived and a fool. ''Dreams of my Father" is a sham but if you also read in there he hates white ppl. i guess you are going to deny he is a racist.

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Maci to SK-LIBE... 2012/06/13 01:23:54
Wahvlvke to Maci 2012/06/13 12:40:10

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You sure are stuck on yourself. Don't hug too hard and crush your own body.

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Maci to Wahvlvke 2012/06/13 12:42:50
wicked ... to Maci 2012/06/13 05:29:56

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Right wingers want a new POTUS in November - not a killing of Barry.

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Maci to wicked ... 2012/06/13 06:33:54 (edited)
Soundstorm to Maci 2012/06/14 22:22:53

I wouldn't dream of harming a single peach fuzz on his skinny little jughead. We all wish Obama good health and look forward to inviting him to be the star spectator in the imminent fall of his brave new progressive establishment. Just to see the look on his face.

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Maci to Soundstorm 2012/06/14 23:23:38
Soundstorm to Maci 2012/06/15 03:36:28

It'll make a big difference in saving this country from the Democrats who have proven at every juncture that they're willing to sell citizenship, our future and our Constitutional liberties to win.

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