ABC Proves Michelle Obama Is Superficial And Devoid Of Accomplishment

☆ QueenAline 2014/01/21 01:38:08

ABC Proves Michelle Obama Is Superficial And Devoid Of Accomplishment
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is First Lady Michelle Obama’s 50th birthday and to help commemorate
this momentous occasion ABC News has prepared a list of ways you can
help her celebrate. The list of 50 Ways To Celebrate Michele Obama’s Birthday is supposed to be a loving tribute, but it shows how truly unimportant Barack’s “trophy wife” has been.

The list tries really hard to note all of Michelle’s accomplishments,
but the best it can come up with is drinking more water and forcing
school children to eat food they describe as “barf.” Other important
things the First Lady has done include shopping and taking vacations.
She really hasn’t established herself as a woman of the people.

Here are a few highlights of the ways you can be like Michelle:

1. Dance to Beyonce

3. Move into a massive new house with your family and invite your mother to move in too

5. Make the cover of Vogue

8. Buy a Jason Wu dress

11. Shop at J. Crew

16. Watch Spike Lee’s “Do The Right Thing” on your first date with your future husband

18. Hang out with your friend, Oprah

23. Roll your eyes at House Speaker John Boehner or the Danish prime minister

27. Challenge Desmond Tutu to a pushup contest

32. Hug, kiss and fist bump the President of the United States

33. Shop at Target with sunglasses on

38. Make your husband stop smoking

40. Do the Dougie (with Jimmy Fallon)

43. Dine at Spiagga in Chicago

45. Say “never say never” to botox

46. Hang out in Hawaii for an extra week as an early birthday gift

47. Host the most popular boy band in the world at your daughters’ first party in their new home

50. Just keep on dancing…

Wow, those seem like the accomplishments of Paris Hilton or maybe a
Kardashian, not the Ivy League educated First Lady of the United States.
She really comes off as a Marie Antoinette-type character that
frivolously spends as the people suffer under the “King’s” iron rule.
Instead of “let them eat cake” she says, “make them eat vegetables.”

I will be thankful when her birthday is over and the media stops
flashing pictures of her all over the news. Her shallowness is annoying
and I find her really hard to look at. Man, is she one gigantic
unattractive woman.

I’ve prepared my own list of ways you can celebrate Michelle Obama’s
50th birthday. I didn’t come up with fifty ways because she ain’t worth

1. Try to get rid of the retina burn from looking at Michelle by viewing pictures of Kate Upton. She’s been on the cover of Vogue too

2. Hang out with your friend that hates Oprah

3. Bang your head or rock out to Ted Nugent and Megadeth because they are outspoken Obama-haters

4. Eat something that doesn’t resemble vomit

5. Make sure all of your water consumption is coupled with hops and barley. In other words: drink a beer

6. Smoke a cigarette

7. Roll your eyes at every liberal/progressive/socialist you can find

8. Remember that Wonder Woman is an Amazon too and she’s hot!

9. Take vacation from reality and pretend Ronald Reagan is still president

10. Just keep telling yourself, “It’s only three more years. Three more years…”

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  • Joker 2014/05/04 23:38:13
    i don't care what abc says about her and she might be really nice woman
  • Yo'Adrienne..AFCL 2014/03/12 05:43:34
    Despite her failure to connect with as many Americans as her most recent Republican compeers, Michelle Obama continues to maintain a dizzyingly active media appearance campaign with the apparent goal of taking the focus off of her husband’s disastrous performance as president.
  • MikeWon 2014/01/22 06:23:16
  • mikeyav... MikeWon 2014/03/12 16:06:17
    Aww c'mon! She's paying taxes on the royalties she's getting for the tunnel borer drill bit designed on the arrangement of her teeth.
  • Queen of Hearts 2014/01/21 16:05:31
    Queen of Hearts
    That woman has done NOTHING to deserve my praise, nor has her husband. All of them need to go..NOW!!
  • Yo'Adrienne..AFCL 2014/01/21 15:35:19
    Just showin' those FOLKS....how the "other half lives".
  • mikeyavelli 2014/01/21 14:28:04
    She lives in contempt of her position and exploits her hate for America.
    She is as despicable as her husband.
  • Yo'Adri... mikeyav... 2014/03/12 05:44:55
  • SunnyOne 2014/01/21 06:30:01
  • sglmom 2014/01/21 05:48:32 (edited)
    (difficult to establish one's self as /average/ when it is all about the conspicuous consumption billed to the taxpayers .. )
  • princess 2014/01/21 05:11:14
    LOL... Yeah, we've known that all along!! smiley laughing
  • wtw 2014/01/21 05:09:16
    Talk to a leftist and she is the perfect role model!
  • darcie lamar 2014/01/21 03:27:08
    darcie lamar
    Michelle is a grifter. She has always lived off the taxpayers money. The only nice thing I can say is don't let the the door hit your ass on the way out of the White House.
  • ☆ Queen... darcie ... 2014/01/21 03:33:08
    ☆ QueenAline
    and an ingrate at that...the sooner they leave the White House, the better...soon isn't soon enough.
  • beachbum 2014/01/21 02:23:14
    "She really hasn’t established herself as a woman of the people." That's because she isn't, so it's hard to establish yourself as such.
  • Murph 2014/01/21 01:42:24 (edited)
    Comrade President Obama hasn't quit smoking, as far as I know.
  • mikeyav... Murph 2014/01/21 14:30:02
    He has to go outside to smoke... creating breachable security problems.
  • ☆ Queen... mikeyav... 2014/01/21 14:55:09
    ☆ QueenAline
    he doesn't play by the rules....i doubt very much if he goes outside to smoke...who is going to tell him he can't smoke inside? Michelle? maybe...but i'll bet the place will stink to high heaven after they leave.
  • mikeyav... ☆ Queen... 2014/01/21 14:58:16
    And residual smoke will be the least of it.
  • ☆ Queen... mikeyav... 2014/01/21 15:06:30
    ☆ QueenAline
    AMEN mike

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