4 Ways Romney Can Overcome His inner Hillary
brtndr 2012/07/26 20:35:56
While it would be easy to say that Romney has an inner Obama instead of a Hillary, because Romney’s health care bill is identical to the Affordable Care Act, and Romney’s support for gun control, a global carbon tax, amnesty for millions of illegal aliens is identical to that of the Obama Administration. But Hillary is for all those things too, and she’s been working in two (Bill Clinton and Obama) administrations now, not just one. And, let’s face it…..Hillary is a white woman globalist. So no one can falsely accuse this posting of being racially motivated.
And so without further gilding the lily and with no more ado. I give you 4 ways Romney can overcome his inner Hillary.
1st) Romney has to acknowledge his inner Hillary. He can’t start the process of healing if he doesn’t admit that there’s a problem first. Remember…… DE-Nile is not just a river in Egypt.
I recommend physically holding up a photo of Hillary above your head, and look straight into her all seeing reptilian eye then repeat these words,
"Yeah, that eye Romney. Now repeat these words."
“I’m not going to sell out America to the mega-rich international private corporate and banking interest. I’m going to do all that I can to protect what’s best for the American people! By protecting The Constitution and the Bill of Rights from the Fascist Corporatist who want to destroy it! Because I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and, doggonit, people like me!”
You will soon discover that your inner Hillary isn’t as overwhelmingly powerful as you originally believed. Yes, she may command respect. But she’s not all powerful.
2nd) In the darkest times, search for that inner light. NO, I’m not talking about the Illuminati’s Prometheus light of a dark Sun God worship here. I’m talking about the personal inner light of Mitt Romney himself. You have to find, nourish and build upon it, instead of the self-serving light of corporate greed and destruction. Only then can you truly begin the real process of ridding yourself of your inner Hillary. Don't worry Romney, it won't hurt that much.
"UHH...on second thought, better have a good medical plan, just in case."
3rd) Get out of the corporate board rooms and government offices for a while Romney, and do some Man Stuff. Go jogging or shoot a coyote. Post a YouTube video of you shooting a coyote while jogging. Don’t just say that you did with a press release, like Rick Perry for instance. If jogging and shooting a coyote isn’t your thing? Then find out where Metallica’s next gig is at, then go there, and totally ROCK OUT!!!
If your inner Hillary complains when you don’t show up for next year’s Bilderberg meeting and “She doesn’t know who you are anymore.”? Because, you were too busy shooting stuff while jogging and rocking out lately. Convince your inner Hillary that you’ve grown beyond the two of you. And, maybe we should separate for a while? Then never get back together ever again.
4th) If your inner Hillary begins to obsessively stalk you like Glen Close over your Fatal Attraction to gun control and global carbon taxes, after the two of you separate? Then unexpectedly arrive at the Hillary compartment inside of you, and knock down her door if she won’t let you in. Tell her that it’s over, and to stop calling you at your home or office.
Resist your inner Hillary's seductive manipulations when she tells you that she "won't be ignored" because she loves you too much, just before she madly lunges at you with her kitchen knife.
"Stay alert Romney. Your inner Hillary has some "isues.""
Don’t let her destroy you, and your rediscovered relationship to the Constitution and Bill of Rights after you’ve exorcised the Hillary demons inside you. Don’t let your inner Hillary boil your dreams for America’s rediscovered future of liberty, like that missing defenseless cute little bunny rabbit you suddenly discovered in your kitchen, for example.
"Good Luck Romney. We're all counting on you."
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