"21 Rules For Being A Good Republican"
Sinpac
2012/06/02 17:49:43
1) You have to believe that the nation's 8-year unprecedented prosperity was
due to the work of Ronald Reagan and George Bush, but that today's gas prices
are all Clinton's fault.
2) You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve success all
on their own.
3) You have to be against government programs, but expect your Social
Security checks on time.
4) You have to believe that government should stay out of people's lives, yet
you want government to regulate only opposite-gender marriages, what a woman
does with her uterus, and what your official language should be.
5) You have to believe that pollution is OK so long as it makes a profit.
6) You have to believe in prayer in schools, as long as you don't pray to
Allah or Buddha or the Goddess.
7) You have to believe that only your own teenagers are still virgins.
8) You have to believe that a woman cannot be trusted with decisions about
her own body, but that large multi-national corporations should have no
regulation or interference whatsoever.
9) You love Jesus and Jesus loves you and, by the way, Jesus shares your
hatred of AIDS victims, homosexuals, and Bill and Hillary Clinton.
10) You have to believe that society is color-blind and growing up black in
America doesn't diminish your opportunities, but you wouldn't vote for a
black candidate for president.
11) You have to believe that it was great to allow Ken Starr to spend $90
million dollars to attack Clinton because no other U.S. presidents have been
unfaithful to their wives.
12) You have to believe that a waiting period for purchasing a handgun is bad
because quick access to a new firearm is an important concern for all
Americans.
13) You have to believe it is wise to keep condoms out of schools, because we
all know if teenagers don't have condoms they won't have sex.
14) You have to believe that the ACLU is bad because they defend the
Constitution, while the NRA is good because they defend the Constitution.
15) You have to believe that socialism hasn't worked anywhere, and that
Europe doesn't exist.
16) You have to believe the AIDS virus is not important enough to deserve
federal funding proportionate to the resulting death rate and that the public
doesn't need to be educated about it, because if we ignore it, it will go away.
17) You have to believe that biology teachers are corrupting the morals of
6th graders if they teach them the basics of human sexuality, but the Bible,
which is full of sex and violence, is good reading.
18) You have to believe that Chinese communist missiles have killed more
Americans than handguns, alcohol, and tobacco.
19) You have to believe that even though governments have supported the arts
for 5000 years and that most of the great works of Renaissance art were paid
for by governments, our government should shun any such support. After all,
the rich can afford to buy their own and the poor don't need any.
20) You have to believe that the lumber from the last one percent of old
growth U.S. forests is well worth the destruction of those forests and the
extinction of the several species of plants and animals in them because it
allows logging companies to add to their profit margin.
21) You have to believe that we should forgive and pray for Newt Gingrich,
Henry Hyde, and Bob Livingston for their marital infidelities, but that
bastard Clinton should have been impeached.
Doesn't matter that WWII finally ended the great depression or that the country went onto develop a strong middle class which turns out to be the real job creators. We would be speaking German today if these idiots were in power back then
1.) You have to believe gas prices are high because 5.) has been violated.
2.) You have to believe that our way of government guarantees equal opportunity, not equal outcome. Class envy does not replace hard work and determination..
3.) You have to recognize that the Constitution was not written to provide help for lazy people
4.) You have to recognize that the Constitution was written with the assumption that we were a Christian nation and not a nation that would embrace perversion.
5.) You have to understand that good stewardship requires that there be a balance struck between protecting the environment and being prosperous.
6.) You have to recognize that the word "education" does not appear in the Constitution. The government does not belong in the education business.
7.) You have to recognize that out of wedlock births are the leading cause of poverty.
8.) You have to believe that people make better decisions when they are better informed.
9.) You have to understand that Jesus hates sin but loves sinners.
10.) You have to understand that that we are all far from perfect but most of us want to do better.
11.) You have to understand that the world we live in has both good and evil in it and the two will be going at it as long as the...
1.) You have to believe gas prices are high because 5.) has been violated.
2.) You have to believe that our way of government guarantees equal opportunity, not equal outcome. Class envy does not replace hard work and determination..
3.) You have to recognize that the Constitution was not written to provide help for lazy people
4.) You have to recognize that the Constitution was written with the assumption that we were a Christian nation and not a nation that would embrace perversion.
5.) You have to understand that good stewardship requires that there be a balance struck between protecting the environment and being prosperous.
6.) You have to recognize that the word "education" does not appear in the Constitution. The government does not belong in the education business.
7.) You have to recognize that out of wedlock births are the leading cause of poverty.
8.) You have to believe that people make better decisions when they are better informed.
9.) You have to understand that Jesus hates sin but loves sinners.
10.) You have to understand that that we are all far from perfect but most of us want to do better.
11.) You have to understand that the world we live in has both good and evil in it and the two will be going at it as long as the world lasts.
12.) You have to understand that a short waiting period to get a handgun is fine but allowing the government to know who owns all the guns is a bad idea.
13.) See 6.) and 7.)
14.) You have to believe that the ACLU is bad because they attempt to pervert our Constitution.
15.) You have to understand that socialism never has worked and never will work simply because it is just stupid.
16.) You need to realize that certain diseases to not deserve more or less funding because of political reasons.
17.) See 6.) and 7.)
18.) See 11.)
19.) You have to recognize that the word "art" does not appear in the Constitution. The government does not belong in the art business.
20.) See 5.)
21.) See 9.)
1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth’s climate and more affected by Soccer moms driving SUV’s.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of Federal Funding.
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can’t teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
9. You have to believe that hunters don’t care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
10. You have to beli...
1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth’s climate and more affected by Soccer moms driving SUV’s.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of Federal Funding.
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can’t teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
9. You have to believe that hunters don’t care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make ‘The Passion of the Christ’ for financial gain only.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more Important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G. Bell.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn’t worked anywhere it’s been tried is because the right people haven’t been in charge.
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and Manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.
21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right Wing Conspiracy.
22. You have to believe that it’s okay to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day, but it’s not okay to say ‘Merry Christmas.’
I'm just pointing out the hatred the libs have for anyone else that doesn't share their views, and the massive amount of erroneous information OP posted. I am pro choice to an extent. No partial birth abortions and no abortion after 4months. I'm not against government spending. Just wasteful. IM for green energy just not the way this administration has spent these funds. Instead of setting up wind and solar companies which fail time and time again, they should invest the money into the research and development of new types of energy creation...Obama spends 90 percent on setting up companies like solyndra and jobs overseas.
For what seems to be a person who had drinking and drug problems to end up at Harvard is astounding! However, we'll never know how he proceeded on his journey to Occidental College, Columbia University and then Harvard Law School. All of his records have been sealed, for some reason. President Obama's first executive order was 13489.
Oh, can you name some of those brilliant people, just so I can pass it on?
Republicans eat where they create the most waste - and love it !
Rep. Eric Cantor railed against the stimulis. Then Cantor held a job fair where nearly half the 30 organizations received stimulus funds. Cantor also supported using stimulus funds to build a Washington To Richmond rail system.
Congresswoman McMorris Rodgers ( R-W)voted against the Recovery Package but released a statement taking credit for $35 million dollars in stimulus highway money.
Congressman Kingston Voted against the Recovery Package twice but Kingston’s press office fired off two releases bragging about a $106,901 grant for the Alma Police Department and a $138,286 grant for the Jesup Police Department in Georgia.... paid for by the Recovery Act.
Rep. Steve King (R-IA) claimed credit for highway stimulus funds he voted against.
Here is my fave. Rep. Jean Schmidt (R-OH). While Schmidt called for “recalling” the stimulus, she was also quietly sending letters to the federal government asking “for consideration of stimulus funding for local organizations training workers for energy-efficiency projects.
Oklahoma Rep Tom Cole opposed the stimulus, calling it a ‘recipe for disaster’ instead of a road to recovery. The Cole sought stimulis funding for a grant to help develop an international trade center on a 2,700-acre industrial park.
And on and on it goes. Liars, everyone of them. They all get the Pinocchio Award.
I believe I am entitled to silence others that do not believe as I do
I believe I have a “right” to food stamps
I believe I have a “right” to free housing
I believe I have a “right” to free health care
I believe I have a “right” to free money
I believe huge bureaucratic government is a good thing
I believe that any business venture is bad
I believe the larger the corporation, the more evil it is
I believe that the government is responsible for my well-being from cradle to grave
I believe that killing the unborn children is great, but collateral damage during war is evil
I believe that terrorists are simply misunderstood lovable people and they just need a hug
I believe that if I choose not to work for the rest of my life, I am entitled to full support from those that are foolish enough to work for a living