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12 Signs you might be a member of the Tea Party

Foxy Warrior Guru 2012/06/27 07:06:54
A little something just for fun.


12 Signs you might be a member of the Tea Party
Written by |May 31, 2012|9

1. You think Minimum Wage created unemployment:

“If we took away the minimum wage-if conceivably it was gone-we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level.” —Michele Bachmann

2. Y ou believe gay marriage is a threat to national security:

”Isn’t that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?” —Rick Santorum on supporting a Constitutional Amendment banning gay marriage

3. You think the ’60s caused AIDS:

We had the 60s sexual revolution, and now people are dying of AIDS.” —Christine O’Donnell

4. You think the liberal media is the greatest threat to America:

”The greatest threat to America is not necessarily a recession or even another terrorist attack. The greatest threat to America is a liberal media bias.” —Rep. Lamar Smith

5. You think science supports Intelligent Design:

“There are hundreds and hundreds of scientists, many of them holding Nobel Prizes, who believe in intelligent design.” – Michele Bachmann

6. You don’t believe in global warming:

“I absolutely do not believe in the science of man-caused climate change. It’s not proven by any stretch of the imagination…It’s far more likely that it’s just sunspot activity or just something in the geologic eons of time. Excess carbon dioxide in the atmosphere ‘gets sucked down by trees and helps the trees grow.”’ – Ron Johnson

7. You believe carbon dioxide is safe:

”Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn’t even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.” —Rep. Michelle Bachmann

8. You believe the framers of our Constitution eliminated slavery:

“…the very founders that wrote those documents worked tirelessly until slavery was no more.” —Michele Bachmann speaking of the Constitution

9. You think it arrogant to be educated:

“President Obama wants everybody in America to go to college. What a snob.” —Rick Santorum

10. You think the BP oil spill was an unavoidable act of God:

”From time to time there are going to be things that occur that are acts of God that cannot be prevented.” —Rick Perry

11. You don’t believe geography is important:

”Juarez is reported to be the most dangerous city in America.” —Texas Gov. Rick Perry

12. You don’t think American History is important:

“He who warned uh, the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh by ringing those bells, and um, makin’ sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed.” —Sarah Palin

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  • Cognito22 2012/06/27 12:58:43 (edited)
    Cognito22
    +39
    Those are myths made up by Liberals. (Stop the hate, Libs)

    If you'd like to see the Platform of the Tea Party, you can go to any of their sites (or remain ignorant).
    Basically,
    - fiscal responsibility
    - less bureaucratic, less obtrusive government
    - stop wasteful spending
    - adherence to the rule of law (Constitution)
    - balancing the budget
    - less government interference in the 'free' market

    And for this platform, you demonize a grassroots movement?

    This is why I believe you almost have to be evil or woefully ignorant to be a Liberal.
    I don't care if Tea Party members are creatures from another galaxy.
    Their political platform is all-American.

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  • Snow DavidK 2012/06/28 01:51:52
    Snow
    +3
    He has brains. That enough for you?
  • DavidK Snow 2012/06/28 03:37:32
  • Jeremiah DavidK 2012/06/29 05:56:36
    Jeremiah
    +2
    His health care plan was just found to be Constitutional by the Supreme Court.
  • Jeremiah DavidK 2012/06/29 05:55:57
    Jeremiah
    +2
    Palin will never be president, and no one would accept her as a running mate.
  • Lulu's Mom 2012/06/27 15:33:19
    Lulu's Mom
    +5
    It's hard to walk in here with all the exploding heads you caused LOL! exploding heads
  • mk, Smartass Oracle 2012/06/27 15:11:54
    mk, Smartass Oracle
    +8
    Libtard humor?





    liberal humor
  • Che Gue... mk, Sma... 2012/06/27 22:06:10
  • luvguins 2012/06/27 15:02:50
    luvguins
    +11
    The precious and uniformed teagaggers.....

    .
  • Lulu's Mom luvguins 2012/06/27 15:34:44
    Lulu's Mom
    +10
    It brings a tear to your eye don't it!
  • luvguins Lulu's Mom 2012/06/27 16:23:36
    luvguins
    +8
    Aren't they sweet and stupid?
  • Lady Wh... luvguins 2012/06/27 16:56:53
    Lady Whitewolf
    +7
    You got it!
  • Lulu's Mom luvguins 2012/06/27 17:35:30
    Lulu's Mom
    +6
    Just darling!
  • luvguins Lulu's Mom 2012/06/27 21:38:43
    luvguins
    +5
    Someone below can't reply to me as they are blocked.....lol.
  • DavidK Lulu's Mom 2012/06/27 21:25:08 (edited)
    DavidK
    and to think the libtards believe they have all the answers
  • DavidK 2012/06/27 14:59:59
    DavidK
    +7
    Funny how liberals misinterpret what people say and say the damndest things. Funny how they believe ANYTHING Obama says though. Talk about stupid!
  • Jeremiah DavidK 2012/06/27 19:12:26
    Jeremiah
    +6
    This one is not about Obama. How could they be misinterpreted when the blog used direct quotes from the various loonies?
  • Cognito22 Jeremiah 2012/06/28 03:50:51 (edited)
    Cognito22
    Speaking of quotes, I didn't know that Rick Perry and Rick Santorum were in the Tea Party.
    But then I'm not in the Tea Party either.
  • Jeremiah Cognito22 2012/06/29 05:57:49
    Jeremiah
    +2
    Close enough. I don't know about Santorum, but Perry is a TP favorite.
  • Cognito22 Jeremiah 2012/06/29 13:54:59
    Cognito22
    I would think one would have to be at least a T person to be considered one . . .
    but maybe not.
  • Jeremiah Cognito22 2012/06/30 00:29:44
    Jeremiah
    I'm not sure I understand what you mean, but the TPers in Texas all seem to love Perry.
  • SoD 2012/06/27 14:52:32
    SoD
    +4
    Projections are usually inaccurate and this post is no exception to that rule.
  • RogerCoppock 2012/06/27 14:41:01
    RogerCoppock
    +2
    Ha. Ha.
  • ally 2012/06/27 14:20:50 (edited)
    ally
    +6
    It's pretty bad when a 16 yr. old child calls you on your constitutional ideals and US history "facts".

  • Lulu's Mom ally 2012/06/27 15:35:25
    Lulu's Mom
    +4
    Love it!
  • Jeremiah ally 2012/06/27 19:18:10
    Jeremiah
    +6
    Priceless.
  • Chris- ... ally 2012/06/28 12:14:52
    Chris- Demon of the PHAET
    +3
    Love this young woman!
  • beavith1 2012/06/27 14:11:34
    beavith1
    +7
    what an incredibly ridiculous post.

    1. True. 2. Possible. it'll certainly have an impact.3.) the mores of the 60s spilling into the 70s sure added to it. 4.) absolutely true. 5.) wrong. 6.) what does belief have to do with anything? either the hypothesis of AGW is correct or it isn't. 7.) in small amounts, its necessary for life. in high amounts its toxic to aerobic life. but so is oxygen, in certain applications. is there a point? 8.) i wouldn't use Bachman as a resource for anything. i don't know if you noticed, but she dropped out of the race for Prez some time ago? 9.) i think its arrogant to be arrogant. how in the world do you get education into it? 10.) engineering failures are going to happen. i don't know if you know this but Perry dropped out of the race for Prez some time ago... 11.) what's across the river from Juarez? anybody dying there? i don't know if you know this but Perry dropped out of the race for Prez some time ago... 12.) what does Sarah Palin have to do with anything? this isn't 2008.

    how does this relate to anything about the Tea Party? i'm still waiting for one of you whining libs to explain to me how fiscal sanity is a bad thing? how expecting adherence to the Constitution, no more no less, is a bad thing?
  • BigFig#9 beavith1 2012/06/27 22:58:52
    BigFig#9
    +1
    It was an amusing post and out of context and using mouth farts you can make any group look foolish. However, as to some generally held tea party beliefs, they remain ridiculous IN context and often are NOT mouth farts at all and within this list many pass that test...and some have some (limited) truth... For instance while the minimum wage did not create unemployment there are points at which it contributes. That said slavery greatly reduces unemployment. There are policy decisions that need to be discussed. How does Marriage Equality impact national security? Explain because I'm curious what reason could exist. As to those you dismiss because they dropped out of the race - many were Tea Party favorites and one has to wonder what scant level of intelligence is required within the Tea Party to be seen as a Pres Candidate. That said the entire nature of the post was less serious and more comical.
  • beavith1 BigFig#9 2012/06/28 14:12:22
    beavith1
    unit cohesiveness. predatory behavior. general disagreement over a lifestyle choice, just off the top of my head. and that's just my opinion.

    the Tea Party has no leadership. those that say they are TP leaders or those that claim to be Tea Party candidates are posers.

    The Tea Party was grass roots until certain individuals co opted the name "Tea Party' for their own use.

    the Tea Party's sole existence is predicated on spending control and adherence TO the Constitution. that's it. if those things ever came about, i imagine, you'd never hear about a Tea Party...

    If it were comical, i'd be laughing. there was nothing funny about it. its becoming a more obvious desperate attempt to paint those that don't agree with the current liberal democrat wing of the democrat party as enemies. even worse, stupid enemies. ignorant enemies...
  • BigFig#9 beavith1 2012/06/28 17:41:54
    BigFig#9
    I will agree the 'Tea Party' moniker is ill defined and has been co-opted by some.... A good part of the what some people define as the tea party are borderline anarchists and ultra Libertarians while another part of the Tea Party could be defined as social conservatives bent on enforced morality. It is a big crazy tent!
  • beavith1 BigFig#9 2012/06/28 18:43:02
    beavith1
    there's no tent. its a bunch of people running around in ponchos. you can believe what you want, as long as it includes fiscal restraint and adherence to the constitution...
  • BigFig#9 beavith1 2012/06/29 05:55:42
    BigFig#9
    adherence to THEIR interpretation of the constitution I imagine today in particular that qualifier is important.
  • beavith1 BigFig#9 2012/07/01 02:54:32
    beavith1
    strict interpretation means exactly what it says. the only ones that take latitude with the constitution are liberals.
  • BigFig#9 beavith1 2012/07/03 13:35:10
    BigFig#9
    +1
    Tea Party seems fascinated with toting guns around and the NRA talking points - 2nd Amendment is a PERFECT example of conservative 'liberties' taken with the constitution...because today's gun laws and constitutional interpretations have nothing to do with a 'Well Regulated Militia'. If one were to read the constitution literally I think constitutional law would suggest that the gun nuts be up for drill practice every Saturday at 6am to keep their claim to being a well regulated militia as opposed to what we have - a free for all where we can't tell who has guns or how many are out there.
  • beavith1 BigFig#9 2012/07/07 00:12:01
    beavith1
    so what?

    here in NH, a guy with a gun permit brought his weapon to a Hillary event.

    he did nothing wrong.

    what's the problem? (shrug) propose that gun owners meet every 6AM. that's a great idea.
  • BigFig#9 beavith1 2012/07/07 05:34:59
    BigFig#9
    +1
    Point being that we got to today's gun laws based on very creative interpretation of the constitution from in a way that right wingers approve of.... The suggestion was that the Supreme Court's 'creative' interpretations of the constitution are something that the Tea Party opposes in yet here is an example where they quite enthusiastically support liberties taken with the original wording....
  • beavith1 BigFig#9 2012/07/09 02:02:58
    beavith1
    right wingers approve? the guys that wrote the Cnstitution were right wingers?

    liberties? we've owned guns since before the Constitution was written. what needs to be changed? if anything, it seems the 'left wingers' want/need to see guns controlled.
  • BigFig#9 beavith1 2012/07/10 17:09:48
    BigFig#9
    +1
    I have no problems people carrying circa 1790 guns around - since you have to powder and flint them maybe hotheads would have a little time to settle down and concealing something that big and heavy would also prove challenging. My point is that the 'arms' referred to by the founders and the 'well regulated militia' referred to by the founders has been expanded by activist conservative judges to go far beyond what the founders could have envisioned. 'This' kind of judicial activism is generally supported by conservatives and not even recognized as judicial activism.
  • beavith1 BigFig#9 2012/07/10 17:33:11
    beavith1
    we've owned guns since before the Constitution was written and as they've changed in form, size and power.

    why is it now suddenly a critical issue? if anything, its less so than, say, in the 60s, when we had politicians getting knocked off almost regularly.

    some states think that a high level of 'regulation' is important, others don't. why is it suddenly critical to opt to more 'regulation?'

    for the record, i'm no gun nut. i just don't see what the big deal is. i respect weapons. i'm just not afraid of them.
  • BigFig#9 beavith1 2012/07/10 17:43:45
    BigFig#9
    +1
    You're off track.... The original premise was that the Tea Party assumes that ALL activist interpretations of the Constitution are 'bad' and that a strict constructionist version of the constitution is a Tea Party requirement. My point was that indeed the Tea Party 2nd Amendment fascination IS based on an activist interpretation of the 2nd Amendment. I have very little issue with 2nd amendment rights (although they need tightening) BUT these rights only exist because of activist interpretations by the courts.

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