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Nun Joke

Nun Joke

by Kat

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened f...

Nuns at the Hospital.

Nuns at the Hospital.

by Elleryqueen

Nuns at the Hospital A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery . He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked how he was going to pay the bill. He replied, in a raspy v...

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