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Blonde Jokes...

Blonde Jokes...

by jt

DISNEYLAND Two blondes were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home. FLORIDA OR MOON Two blondes living in Oklahoma were si...

Blond Jokes

Blond Jokes

by Southern Man

DISTANCE Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...

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    ~ Are You Really Sure?~ A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." Our barten...
    17 opinions
    Starr 2010/07/20 22:43:47
  • BLONDES:  ARE YOU INSULTED BY BLONDE JOKES?
    LIGHT-HEARTED, STOP-BEING-SO-SERIOUS" POLL #90: BLONDES: ARE YOU INSULTED BY BLONDE JOKES? I'm blonde - and I find them quite humerous. I'd like to hear from people from all backgrounds. I am borrowing a concept of ...
    4 opinions
    ANGEL 2012/01/28 08:11:16
  • Sarahxrocksxo
    A blonde lady walks into a hair salon and sits down in a chair. The hair stylist notices that that blonde woman is wearing headphones so she politely asks her to take them off but the blonde woman refuses. "No! I can&...
    8 opinions
    Sarahxrocksxo 2009/01/19 15:31:25
  • Number 1 Blonde Joke!
    This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a "May Day ! "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My...
    92 opinions
    Dave**Gay for Girls** 2011/10/17 16:41:43
  • 1 More blond joke
    Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend for a bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus, and the blonde te...
    58 opinions
    Southern Man 2009/03/14 13:24:33
  • Dumb Blond Joke (LOOK AT THE PIC!)
    i have no idea how to create forums and topics but heres a joke.. ok so theres a blonde on the bus and she really needed to pass gas(fart) ,she hears the loud music (thinking no one will hear it) and farts . ok so the d...
    6 opinions
    Belanova 2009/05/28 23:06:38
  • Are You Really Sure, blonde joke
    A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is...
    3 votes
    kendall 2010/08/11 22:34:43
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    Poet003 2012/11/03 03:48:45
  • Funny Blonde Jokes..Classic
    DISNEYLAND Two blondes were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home. ...
    2 opinions
    wpsark_BN_0 2011/09/15 15:58:08
  • booonXD
    Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull ...
    7 opinions
    booonXD 2010/11/13 21:38:59
  • t bear
    7 opinions
    t bear 2009/08/28 05:31:15
  • blonde joke
    two blondes driving along a road by a wheat field when they notice a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. the blonde driver turns to the other blonde and says. you know its blondes like that that give us a ...
    32 opinions
    lonewolf 2011/10/03 21:26:56
  • blonde joke
    A blonde took her goldfish to the vet and told him. i think it has epilepsy the vet took a look at the fish and said it seems clam enogh to me the blonde responded, well you haven't taken it out of the bowl yet
    2 opinions
    lonewolf 2013/02/23 23:18:36
  • Hobbitt / Oldsquid
    This Drunk blonde walks into a tavern sits down at the bar and says "Bartini makesh me a martooni" the bartender know what she wants and makes her a martini after a while she finishes and wants another so she once again ye...
    11 opinions
    Hobbitt / Oldsquid 2011/11/22 23:44:15
  • blonde jokes
    Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replie...
    31 opinions
    Southern Man 2009/04/07 12:02:11
  • Blonde Joke...
    After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for fre...
    113 opinions
    **Bessie** 2010/07/26 13:50:24
  • Leeaqua
    A blonde goes into a high end shoe store and gets frustrated with the clerk and the service . She tells the clerk that none of the alligator shoes are to her liking and that she''ll probably go out , kill an alligator and ...
    10 opinions
    Leeaqua 2010/06/18 22:10:26
  • blonde joke
    A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she ca...
    62 opinions
    D*A*N*C*E*R 2010/08/09 16:15:27
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