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by jere.chievres

What Did He Say? Morty and Selma, an elderly couple , were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?" Selma, hard of hear...

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funny?

by airiq

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  • is this funny??
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