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THE  ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGE YOU MIGHT JUST WANT TO USE ON YOU'RE PHONE IF YOU ARE A PARANOID AMERICAN

THE ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGE YOU MIGHT JUST WANT TO USE ON YOU'RE PHONE IF YOU ...

by Mary Mary

Hello you have reached a stupid conservative who suffers from Free-floating fears and half-baked ideas about what’s really going on. Welcome to The United States of Paranoia. Please leave a message after the tone beep.

Sherlock has a question for you, can you answer it?

Sherlock has a question for you, can you answer it?

by Mel

A lift is on the ground floor. There are 4 people in the lift including me. When the lift reaches 1st floor, 1 person gets out 3 people get in. The lift goes up to the second floor, 2 people get out 6 people get in. It then goes up to the next floor u...

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