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Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time. Laura Ingalls Wilder
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Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn't laundering illegal drug money? - Tom Armstrong I...
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Scrooge was better than his word. He did it all, and infinitely more; and to Tiny Tim, who did not die, he was a second father. He became as good a friend, as good a master, and as good a man, as the good old city knew, or...9 opinions2010/12/11 04:18:01
Santa was having a bad day. Many of the elves were sick and toy production was hurting. Mrs. Claus announced a pending visit from her mother. While checking the reindeer and only 3 were physically fit. The cleaners phoned ...3 opinions2010/12/21 23:48:08
A Russian couple was walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife. "No, that felt more like snow to me," she...6 opinions2008/12/09 02:06:15
I had a little old man wander into my shop 20 years ago and ask for help with a little welding job when I was done he asked how much and I told him I dont charge the old folks for what I do for them through the years he co...11 opinions2011/12/24 16:35:43
T he brand new pastor and his wife, newly assigned to their first ministry, to reopen a church in suburban Brooklyn, arrived in early October excited about their opportunities. When they saw their church building, it was ...14 opinions2012/12/18 14:17:56
This is what Christmas is all about... Better bundle up - the goose bumps will freeze you!! I think I need to read this every year at Christmas. "Pa never had much compassion for the lazy or ...59 opinions2010/12/16 23:36:42
christmas is right around the conner. all the christmas programs are starting. i like them all but. my favorite is a christmas story. do you have a favorite do tell.7 opinions2007/11/28 23:20:10
Walking down Market Street with all the ladies giggling and .. poke. "What the hell?" he muttered opening his eyes as the dream dissolved. He saw the stern face of his daughter. "Get up. Someone speaking Spanish wants to t...0 opinions2010/12/30 17:17:55
A Little Christmas Story When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told ...5 opinions2010/12/06 14:18:44
AN EARLY CHRISTMAS STORY Pa never had such compassion for the lazy or those who squandered their means and then never had enough for the necessities. But for those who were genuinely in need, his heart was as ...11 opinions2010/12/14 20:39:39
Short Funny Xmas Story Just before Xmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus all got into the lift (elevator) at the Ritz Hotel in London. As the lift travelled from the 5th floor down to the...5 opinions2011/12/24 17:09:47
As told by Jim Kennard "In September 1960, I woke up one morning with six hungry babies and just 75 cents in my pocket. Their father was gone. The boys ranged from three months to seven years; their sister was ...20 opinions2009/12/11 01:33:25
The epic story of both easter and christmas ~~~ Jesus wanted to go into town for some action one night, wishing to score with the ladies he called his mate judas and asked if he would be his wingman. Judas was not feeli...0 opinions2011/12/29 07:55:44
This is the Christmas story I have written for this year. I hope you enjoy it. "I Hate Christmas" Steven G. O'Dell (C) 2010 There are some things only Christmas can heal. "Why won't you come have Christma...49 opinions2010/12/19 05:55:42
< The man sat staring sadly out the window. A little girl sat on his lap quietly sobbing. Bob's wife, Evelyn, was dying of cancer Little Barbara couldn't understand why her mommy could never come home. Barbara looked up...15 opinions2010/12/14 14:53:12
posted on December 7, 2012 by Gary DeMar Every Christmas season we hear the inevitable revisionist version of the Christmas story in order to further government programs. Jesse Jackson was the first to do it ...4 votes2012/12/07 17:01:18
Beginning in the Book of Matthew, Chapter 1 and into Chapter 2... 18Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child...18 opinions2008/12/24 16:33:42
As "A Christmas Story" plays on a 24-hour loop, we are instantly transported back to the world of that great holiday classic. But on our HD TVs and Blu-ray players, one thing is obvious: 1983 was a long time ago. So, you a...19 votes2011/12/28 02:58:33