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The Dead Cow (bad joke)
by Matt
First-year students at Texas A & M's Vet school were attending their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by t...
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1,525,000,000 miles of telephone wire a strung across the U.S. 101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die throughout the movie. 11...20 opinions2008/07/28 07:14:46
> >DEMOCRAT >You have two cows. >Your neighbor has none. >You feel guilty for being successful. >Barbara Streisand sings for you. > >REPUBLICAN >You have two cows. >Your neig...3 votes2009/01/09 22:11:22
I think its nasty all i would pass on the 200 dollars12 opinions2008/07/16 23:07:53
Socialism -- If you have 2 cows, you give one to your neighbor. Communism -- If you have 2 cows, you give them to the government; and the government gives you some milk. Fascism -- If you have 2 cows, you keep the c...43 opinions2011/07/29 01:13:52
A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN: You have two cows....3 opinions2010/10/16 00:34:36
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM -- You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You sell one, an...39 opinions2011/01/11 22:42:03
Thanks to Brad Stine for that one liner.4 votes2011/11/08 00:58:28
See the cow.- - - > COW See the cow being milked.- - - > MILKY Now what have we learned? That steak comes with a free beverage. :D25 opinions2010/08/03 19:47:54
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Cows, Constitution, and Carlin" (oh how true) COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right t...7 opinions2009/01/12 02:38:13
The only cow in a small Kentucky town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in Illinois for $200. They brought the cow from Illinois and the cow w...80 opinions2011/02/20 20:48:22
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The governme...41 opinions2011/06/10 14:42:12
Proposed Fee On Smelly Cows, Hogs Angers Farmers MONTGOMERY, Ala. - For farmers, this stinks: Belching and gaseous cows and hogs could start costing them money if a federal proposal to charge fees for air-polluting anim...23 opinions2008/12/05 16:53:46
One of the seven deadly sins seems to be walking the streets these days. "An old Russian joke tells about a poor peasant whose better-off neighbor has just gotten a cow. In his anguish, the peasant cries out to God for ...3 opinions2011/11/15 21:05:59
by John Thomas Perceptions March 1996. Millions of people have suffered the loss of their vision from glaucoma, a disease involving atmphy (deterioration) of the optic nerve. For years, "experts" have been telling us tha...11 opinions2010/11/11 20:48:16
Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour. Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk. Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk. ...22 opinions2011/08/19 19:31:46