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Tee Quake
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I'm 56, married with two great Portuguese Water Dogs, Molly and Dakota. Water Dogs were developed by the Portuguese to help them fish. I've heard they used the dogs to spread out nets, "herd" fish, and even carry messages tied to their collars to the captain of one boat from a captain of another in the fleet. As fate would have it, my dogs love the water but only so long as they can feel the bottom with their feet. They become a little panicky when they realize they're in over their head's. Actually, Molly originally loved to swim and swam everywhere until one day Dakota (who is about 50 lbs heavier) got in over her head, too, and tried to but her huge paws on Molly's back to keep her head above water. This caused Molly to get dunked for a second; since I was right there in the water with them I got Molly's head above water right away, but she never looked at swimming the same way again after that - especially around Dakota. Smart dog!

This came out of my brain cells. I know not why.

SATISFACTION’S ON VACATION:

Satisfaction's on vacation; mental moron instigation.
Right side's up and up side's down; wear a smile for a frown.
Chimney's vomit toxic fumes; crusty stains in lead paint rooms.
People living in the sewer; meals made of cow manure.

Others feast on gold and gems; filet mignons and Cornish hens.
Mercedes Benz and cordon bleu benefit the privileged few.
Judge’s gavels spark and rumble; stocks aflame as markets tumble.
Making money on the phone; just discovered how to clone.

Got a tan in just one hour; now the sun has super power.
Corporations are the players; rip and tear the lower layers.
Satisfaction’s on vacation; mental moron instigation.
Through the country we will travel; dreaming dreams that all unravel.

All we need’s a brand new car; make a wish upon a star.
China dreams are doomed to shatter; in the end what does it matter?
Man verse woman HOT contention; billion dollar sloth convention.
Party leaders fat and stupid; president who thinks he’s cupid.

Now it’s such a common sight; right is left and wrong is right.
What’s the point to stay and fight when up is down and slack is tight?
Give a damn and lose a million; fat old lady’s third cotillion.
All that’s left is pocket change; guess that’s why it feels strange.

Favorite Music

classic rock and jazz; Bob Dylan; Grateful Dead; Alman Brothers; Neil Simon; Simon and Garfunkel; Joan Baez; Mama Cass; Janice Joplin; Billy Joel; Paul McCartney; Pink Floyd; Yes; Traffic; JethroTull;

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  • RomansReader ~ Right Wing E... 2013/05/08 04:14:33
    RomansReader ~ Right Wing Extremist Potential Terrorist Threat
    Haven't seen ya in awhile, so I'm just dropping by to say "hi". Have a good night, Tea Quake. = )
    ya awhile dropping tea quake
  • RomansReader ~ Right Wing E... 2013/04/17 03:14:35
    RomansReader ~ Right Wing Extremist Potential Terrorist Threat
    My sweet friend, I like you so much; I love your personality and your beautiful spirit. ♥ I think once in a while it is good to hear or read that you are a fantastic person who makes a real difference in this world.You are important to people you love and care for, though maybe not always aware that you are so very dear to many others and appreciated... Please, paste this message on the wall of nine women or men who you consider fantastic! Hugs & kisses to you & I hope you get a lot back! You should send this message to nine friends, includin​​g​​ me, (if you think I deserve it & if not you still deserve it) ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Have a Blessed Day;))
    fantastic hugs kisses hope send message friends deserve deserve blessed
  • RomansReader ~ Right Wing E... 2013/04/08 14:03:12
    RomansReader ~ Right Wing Extremist Potential Terrorist Threat
    Hi Tee Quake. Thanks for thinking of me. Hope you are enjoying spring.
    tee quake thinking hope enjoying spring
  • Tee Quake 2013/04/02 10:33:38
    Tee Quake
    snell, you are an amazing person who I hope I have the honor of meeting face to face in person someday soon. Here is to happy days ah
  • princess 2013/03/21 10:05:03
  • snell PWCM/AVA~GOD & COUNTR... 2013/03/13 23:07:54
    snell PWCM/AVA~GOD & COUNTRY!!!
    http://images.orkut.com/orkut... deepest condolences in your loss ~ snell
  • Barefooted Nana ∞ijm♥∞AFCL 2013/03/07 06:51:28
    Barefooted Nana ∞ijm♥∞AFCL
    Words escape me my friend so I am going to fall back on what I do best...
    music....You are loved TQ.....Blessings & {{{{HUGS}}}}
  • lady blue 2013/03/04 09:14:40
    lady blue
    Hi George, thank you so much for your kindest words. I appreciate it so much ! I am flattered and honored to have such a kind and true friend like you. Know that I mean that with all my heart. Thank you, God bless you too. Wow ~ so you think I am your favorite person in the whole world that you never had the pleasure of meeting ? That is the nicest thing any SH has ever said to me. I agree that the internet is a different world but I am the same person in RL that I am here. I live by kindness. A little kindness goes a long way. It's my pleasure to be here for my friends and to show love to them. Love is what it's all about. Thank you again George for being a great and loyal friend. Your sentiment is not too strong and I admire your
    frankness and sincerity. Thank you, I'm happy that you think I'm a special lady. I wish there were more good people like you and me George because it would most certainly be a better world. God bless you my friend and my fellow New Yorker. Thank you so much friend. ♥

    thank you with all my heart my friend GIF
  • lady blue 2013/03/03 03:34:48
    lady blue
    Hi George, you figured right. I am oftentimes very busy on here. I never seem to catch up on mail and messages. Thanks for your prayer to Phyl and for thinking of her.
    I am concerned about Phyl and keep her in her prayers always. Thank you for your kindness. You are a true friend George. Talk soon. God bless you and I pray you stay healthy. :-)
  • lady blue 2013/03/02 05:17:39
    lady blue
    Hi dear George, no of course you did not freak me out and I am honored that you confided in me the way you did. Don't ever think that way my friend. I care about everything that happens to my friends. I'm so sorry I did not reply to you but I've been so busy on & off Soda lately that I am backed up in mail and in replying to messages here most of the time.
    Thank you dear friend, I respect you too and I admire you for who you are. Know that I am always here for you should you need prayer or a chat or a post / party in your honor.
    I am so happy to hear that you are recovering well. I've been praying for you since I found out you were ill and I will continue to for a complete healing.
    Your good friend always, lady blue.

    praying for a healing GIF
  • lady blue 2013/02/21 08:25:54
    lady blue
    Hi Tee Quake ! You are so welcome. It's good to hear from you. I wish I knew what you were in the hospital for. Message me if you can please share that with me. I am concerned.
    Be well. God bless you. :-)
  • princess 2013/02/13 11:28:34
  • lady blue 2013/02/12 11:41:33
    lady blue
    I hope you are feeling better Tee Quake ! You're in my prayers my friend !
    You are missed ! :)

    praying you get well soon GIF
  • ALPEAUX 2013/02/11 19:54:03
    ALPEAUX
    Thanks very much for the rave...Alpeaux
  • snell PWCM/AVA~GOD & COUNTR... 2013/02/01 05:26:44 (edited)
    snell PWCM/AVA~GOD & COUNTRY!!!
    Get well soon   i miss you  ....We miss you!
  • Barefooted Nana ∞ijm♥∞AFCL 2013/01/03 04:01:34
    Barefooted Nana ∞ijm♥∞AFCL
    Thank you TQ.....ditto! :)
    redhead blowing kisses gif
  • HatinOnHaters;~} 2013/01/02 15:23:32
    HatinOnHaters;~}
    A man who loves his dogs as you do deserves great respect from all of us;~} woohoo
  • me being me 2012/12/31 22:49:49
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  • Tee Quake
  • Male
  • NY, US
  • 2012/05/19 03:47:51
  • 10 hours ago
  • Married
  • Straight
  • Libra
  • Discovering Opinions
  • Post Graduate School
  • Legal
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  • Christian
  • Conservative
  • White/Caucasian
  • 6 feet 1 inches