Man Arrested For Speaking 'LOLCat' in Court: Is this man an idiot?

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Man Arrested For Speaking 'LOLCat' in Court: Is this man an idiot?

by SenorBabyMan Posted March 18, 2009 02:10:07

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Authorities arrested a 36-year-old man, who's name was requested to be anonymous, for appearing to court high on PCP and speaking what is known to be in cyberculture as "LOLCat" language or "LOLSpeak." After appearing in a court in Tampa Florida, the man showed up to court eating a McDonald's Cheeseburger. Sheriff John Ricket asked the man to dump his cheeseburger because food and drinks are strictly prohibited during court session. The man replied with, "I can has my cheeseburger." Sheriff Ricket took the stupid response seriously and handcuffed the man, dumping his cheeseburger and confiscating 5 grams of powder-formed PCP from his pocket. The man was immediately arrested and he's now facing multiple charges for appearing to court high, disturbance of peace, and possession of illegal drugs. LOLSpeaking man was attending court in the first to place to fight two speeding traffic tickets.

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+8 raves La Saria March 18, 2009 02:22:39

Answered: Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot
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jer June 09, 2009 23:34:06

Answered: Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot
freaks were around since Jesus-and they aren't going away, just wish we were'nt so fascinated by them.
MGN May 19, 2009 02:30:55

Answered: Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot
People who actually talk like that are morons.
jellyfish April 13, 2009 18:22:40

Answered: Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot
Wow, that's really learning from your mistakes! What idiot does PCP knowadays anyhow?
Kino April 01, 2009 20:46:47

Answered: Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot
High on PCP? Dude, this isn't the freakin' 70's!

PSA: This is your brain. This is your brain on LOLcats. Any questions?
♫♥☻☺♪♫Fake ♫☺☻♥♫ March 27, 2009 00:38:43

Answered: No. This LOLCat man is my new hero
I would deff do that!
SkyBluePink March 23, 2009 20:06:23

Answered: Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot
Wow
Cookie-chan~SHINee is My Drug~ March 22, 2009 23:20:59

Answered: No. This LOLCat man is my new hero
He is pwnsome :D
balance March 22, 2009 17:14:54

Answered: Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot
How can anyone defend this drugged up moron? I also just heard about a lawyer who went to court to defend someone while he was drunk and claimed he was in an accident and it gave him a cuncussion, and thats why he was slurring his speach. IN A COURTROOM? Thats like punching a cop at a police station. IDIOT!
Frodo59 March 21, 2009 00:20:49

Answered: Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot
Put him away long enough to get the drugs out of his system. NOT a hero to anyone.
Zacky's Fallen Deathbat!! March 20, 2009 22:39:15

Answered: Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot
if you show up high on ANYTHING to court you are gonna be arrested im pretty sure...but to speak in 'lolcat' is just showing how stupid you truly are.
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Ashley March 20, 2009 22:15:14

Answered: Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot
Everything he did was idiotic.
turtledove123 March 20, 2009 14:01:03

Answered: Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot
I dont care that he was speaking LOLCat. That was funny, but why did the nut take drugs into the courtroom? I wonder if he was high when he got the traffic tickets? No wonder he got them! He needs to learn that there are things you dont do high, driving and coming to court. He is funny, though.
XspecialX March 20, 2009 05:19:34

Answered: Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot
'i can has my cheeseburger.' hah. i thought our education system was a bit better.
Eddie March 20, 2009 05:18:58

Answered: Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot
How stupid can one be, lmfao.
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Samantha March 19, 2009 23:33:55

Answered: Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot
Well, showing up to court high on PCP is pretty stupid in the first place. I think he deserves it.
allergik2love March 19, 2009 21:38:29

Answered: No. This LOLCat man is my new hero
i dnt get how its so bad
i find it funny in a way
LadyKonFuze March 19, 2009 21:26:43

Answered: Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot
JACKASS! He knew he was going to court, so he does a lil' PCP, has a cheese burger and he'll be pals with the judge "LOL"
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Mister Six March 19, 2009 19:47:48

Answered: No. This LOLCat man is my new hero
That's just fucking terrific. They need to release his name so I can worship him.
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Ms Missy March 19, 2009 16:59:33

Answered: Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot
PCP and the internet...not good...not good.
agentchewy March 19, 2009 05:16:36

Answered: Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot
umm... if he was really high at that time then he really deserved that
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Rowbin March 19, 2009 04:06:52

Answered: No. This LOLCat man is my new hero
Hell, I'd let the guy have his goddamn cheezeburgah. We all gotsta eat
The Reeses Cup March 19, 2009 02:47:21

Answered: Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot
and I love the picture =D
cherokeefox March 19, 2009 02:03:35

Answered: Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot
sorry don't know anything about this
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waverleyW3RD March 19, 2009 00:03:59

Answered: Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot
theres i time to be serious.
he didn´t know that.
what a fool!
♥ Cure Peach♥ March 18, 2009 23:34:49

Answered: Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot
...LMAO!!!!!
Chuck March 18, 2009 23:30:32

Answered: Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot
What kind of idiocy does it take to show up to court high when you're trying to prove that you DIDN'T break the law?
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ishqboli March 18, 2009 23:09:57

Answered: Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot
but man is that funny! i think after they took the cheezburger, he should have yelled "nooooo they be stealin mah cheezburger"
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e.V.(♥Queen of Doom♥) March 18, 2009 22:28:37 (edited)

Answered: No. This LOLCat man is my new hero
not an idiot - he's an insane & brain damaged addict as well as a walking advertisement for why NOT to do PCP!

This is both funny as hell and really really sad at the same time.
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Nae Nae March 18, 2009 21:55:14

Answered: Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot
Seriously! You walk in to COURT with a CHEESEBURGER and PCP in your POCKET!!!!!!!!!!!! You dumb***! You deserve it. Although, to tell you the truth, it's funny. LOL, man. LOL.
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shellydraven March 18, 2009 21:44:13

Answered: Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot
T'is very funny. What he said wasn't the dumb part, althought he should have known better than to say it to a judge, in a court room. -_-. But bringing drugs INTO COURT! :O What kind of a GRADE A Dumb Bum Does That?!
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DeansVixen7 March 18, 2009 21:29:45

Answered: Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot
But it's funny!!
Simply Cara March 18, 2009 21:25:01

Answered: Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot
But that's really funny.
♥Shara♥ March 18, 2009 21:24:31

Answered: No. This LOLCat man is my new hero
Haha! this guy is extremely stupid then again that cop needs to lighten up! It was just a joke!
Rosalie March 18, 2009 21:14:55

Answered: Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot
clearly a cyberculture IDIOT !!!!!!!
Michael March 18, 2009 20:36:39

Answered: No. This LOLCat man is my new hero
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James March 18, 2009 19:58:41

Answered: No. This LOLCat man is my new hero
They want him court? Maybe he can't handle it unless he's high?
susan March 18, 2009 19:56:40

Answered: Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot
Yes,he Is an Idiot.
Riahlennlove. March 18, 2009 19:50:18

Answered: No. This LOLCat man is my new hero
he can haz mine
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Dave March 18, 2009 19:08:42

Answered: Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot
If this is anyone's idea of a "hero," what in hell has this great country become ?

Anyone who idolizes a complete idiot like this guy is an even bigger idiot.
Vamp March 18, 2009 18:57:08 (edited)

Answered: Yes. This LOLCat man is clearly an idiot
Dumb! no respect in the court, and having illegial substance on him, proves he's a moron.