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lol, high school has changed alot from 1957 to 2007

2009-05-02T20:57:12Z

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HIGH SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007 Scenario 1: Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack. 1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lock do wn, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for trauma tized students and teachers. Scenario 2: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2007 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged them with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario 3: Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students. 1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The school gets extra money from the state because Jeffrey has a disability. Scenario 4: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt. 1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman. 2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist. Scenario 5: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school. 1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock 2007 - The police are called an d Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons. Scenario 6: Pedro fails high school English. 1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college. 2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English. Scenario 7: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed. 1957 - Ants die. 2007 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents -- and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror wat ch list and is never allowed to fly again. Scenario 8: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him. 1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing. 2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

the boyfriend every girl would want

2009-03-26T21:56:53Z

tay

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Aw What every boy should be everyboy should be.<3 NO! Don’t close it, Read till the end! When you break her heart- [ the pain NEVER really goes away ] When she misses you - [ she's hurting inside ] When she says its over - [ she STILL want you to be hers ] When she reposts this bulletin - [ she wants you to read it ] When she walks away from you mad - [ Follow her] When she stare's at your mouth - [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hit's you - [ Grab her and don’t let go ] When she start's cursing at you - [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she ignore's you - [ Give her your attention] When she pulls away - [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst - [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying - [Just hold her and don’t say a word ] When you see her walking - [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared - [ Protect her ] When she lay's her head on your shoulder - [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steal's your favorite hoodie - [ Let her keep it and sleepwith it for a night] When she tease's you - [ Tease her back and make her laugh] When she doesn’t answer for a long time - [ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she looks at you with doubt - [ Back yourself up with the TRUTH] When she say's that she like's you - [ she really does more than you could understand ] When she grab's at your hands - [ Hold her's and play with her fingers ] When she bump's into you - [ bump into her back and make her laugh] When she tells you a secret - [ keep it safe and untold ] When she looks at you in your eyes - [ don’t look away until she does ] When shes cold - [ hold her till shes warm ] - Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything -DON'T let her have the last word -DON'T call her hot, But Gorgeous or beautiful is soo much better - Say you love her more than she could ever love you - Argue that she is the best girl ever - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go - When she says she's ok don’t believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her - Call her before you sleep and after you wake up - Treat her like she's all that matters to you -Stay up all night with her when she's sick - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid - Give her the world - Let her wear your clothes - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her - Let her know she's important - Kiss her in the pouring rain - When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking today baby?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one your love will: Call you Kiss you Love you Text you Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend" Girls post as: "The boyfriend every girl would want" If you dont repost this,you will have bad luck for 4 weeks! But if you re-post this, you will get kissed by your crush in the next two weeks

why boys go out with girls...repost this, dont break the chain

2009-03-16T23:38:08Z

tay

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WHY BOYS GO OUT WITH GIRLS..... Soooo True!! WHY BOYS GO OUT WITH GIRLS..... Soooo True!! REPOST THiS titled "wHy bOyS Go oUt wIt gIrLs...So tRuE did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If you repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you. but if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out again for like 5 years........ advice.... WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU! WHEN SHE ACTS SHY -SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU - CHASE HER WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS - KISS HER WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES - HOLD HER TIGHT WHEN SHE IS SILENT - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION! WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!! WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS WHEN SHE'S SCARED!!!!!!!!! -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS WHEN SHE SAYS SHES COLD -SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this monday and the one u love will either... KiSS U,ASK U OUT.,CALL U, OR TEXT U....... .....OR BETTER......... REPOST THiS titled "WHy BOYS GO OUT WITH GIRLS...SO TRUE