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Is the Dead Republican vote about to rise again?

Yes my friends, on Election Day the Dead Republican vote will rise again, cast their ballads then return to the grave
In Florida, the Dead Republican vote will be hanging by chads, for the paranormal Republican Governor by magical powers, to interpret the results
We must update their voter registration system, it’s the only way to keep the Dead from rising
Millions of dead Republicans cry “where is our vote”…. Oh they’ve been suppressed
Ah! The invasion of the snow bird republicans who vote up north then come down here to vote and beach.
Undecided
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Should Mitt Romney be running for President while his wife Ann Romney is suffering with flair-ups of multiple sclerosis?

A real man would not put his wife through stress while she is having flair-ups of multiple sclerosis
Ann Romney revealed on Thursday that she had a flare-up of her multiple sclerosis that gave her a “real scare” and offered her “a reminder that I can’t keep up the pace.”
Mitt Romney should not be running for President while his wife Ann Romney is suffering with flair-ups of multiple sclerosis
Mitt Romney should be running for President while his wife Ann Romney is suffering with flair-ups of multiple sclerosis
Mitt Romney will not be able to hid behind Ann Romney skirt concerning his taxes, the Republican War on Women and destroying Medicare
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Has Paul Ryan been appointed as the new head of the republican war on women?

As the Republican vice-presidential candidate, Paul Ryan now head the conservative war on women since Mitt Romney is still hiding behind Ann Romney’s skirt
Oh, but I know why! Paul Ryan sounds, thinks and acts, so much like Rick Santorum on the conservative WAR on Women!
Ryan has spent most of his public life battling against the things that most matter to women.
Ryan has been opposing contraception, eulogizing women who quit successful careers to be stay-at-home moms (like their own wives have done)
Ryan vowes to defund Planned Parenthood and repeal the Affordable Care Act.
Ryan voted against the Lily Ledbetter Fair Pay Act.
Ryan’s support of a federal ban on abortion in all circumstances, including incest and rape.
Realizing that 56 percent of Medicare beneficiaries are women, Ryan has proposed to privatize Medicare, so Older Women can’t afford healthcare
Ryan befriends the idea of cutting taxes to the rich and famous, while kicking women into the gutter
Brave Romney screams from behind Ann Romney’s dress “Paul Ryan has not appointed as the new head of the republican war on women”
Paul Ryan hates most women, except for Ayn Rand
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Lab analysis found most of the Twitter users who followed Romney over that July weekend were fake. So can Romney win the election with fake Followers?

Romney's campaign claims they did not purchase the followers, although they could have robot followers
Romney went from 673,000 to 814,000 followers during that time And President Barack Obama has more than 18 million followers.
Romney's campaign could purchase some blocks of 10,000 Twitter followers for as little as $52. The Cayman Tax cheat could easily buy his way back into the race
What kind of person buys and fakes friends to make it look like he's more popular than he is? Mitt Romney … It's really kind of pathetic
Romney can win the election with fake Followers
Romney can’t win the election with fake Followers
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